Saturday night /aus/ thread

saturday night /aus/ thread
goon for dinner again, how are you guys holding up?
bored out of my fucking mind and don't know what to do

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vicfag checking in
doing my usual saturday night thing - shitposting on Yas Forums, listening to music, and drinking jim beam
hasn't failed me yet

Qld checkign in. I'm just relaxing before having to go to work tomorrow. I am also bored

I am going bonkers. This is why I am back here again desperate for some level of human interaction

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im from texas but y'all oz remind me of me for some reason

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how?
we are not all one type of person, you know

washed the car today (not pictured)
working 7am tomorrow

another few hours of pointless internetting to fill the void until bed

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Playing counter strike strat roulette with the boys and trying my luck on tinder. Wanna join OP?

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>Wanna join OP?
What? With your CS or your tinder date?
No to the first, yes to the second

Counter strike, but I'll share the shielas around anytime

i bought csgo years ago but for some reason i havent got around to playing it much at all
i fucking loved css back in the day though, played that all the time with my mates from school
i shall take up your offer of sharing the girls, user, gladly

My friend and I are discussing our pickup strats on a discord call, if you wanted to join?

im absolutely terrible with picking up girls, so i would have nothing constructive to offer lmao
thanks anyway though

anytime my friend, good luck

Playing R6 and trying to drown out the constant thoughts of worthlessness.

anyone near 4170 want to go for a nightwalk?

Any Coles/IGA fags here, getting sick of telling old cunts that it's not my fault and acting like i give a shit about the fact they have to wait maybe 20 seconds before they can load their groceries onto the conveyer also fucking i want alcohol but not enough money in bank for it.

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I have had a pretty shitty week. But tonight I got myself some spiced rum and smoked ham to enjoy. Being alone and drunk is better then being alone and sober after-all.

>Being alone and drunk is better then being alone and sober after-all
this is my main reason for drinking lmao

thats what you get for not being based and working nightfill

The position they offered me was for "Nightfill" but i was put onto service instantly so i'm pretty pissed off about that. now i have to itneract with faggots until "Corona has ended"

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with any luck it wont be much longer, it's really quietened down here since easter. if you do get a nightfill shift, just make sure you go hard or they probably wont give you another shift

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I'm not sure how it'll work but i suspect i will be on cashier for quite awhile at this point i would have worked in the banana fields or some shit than do this dog shit job.. but trust me i would be doing my 110% to keep anything better than this job i've been assigned, Thanks user!

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This country is shit. Oversensitive and obsessed with safety. Truly a nation of "last men". I wish covid would kill everyone here. But it won't. Because it's just a more contagious flu. Australia: Where the men are men, and the women are also men.

move out of major cities, then
melbourne is filled with weak faggots, but the further out you get the more tolerable people are

i only wish it would kill you with your perfectionist reddit grammar cunt

Edgy.

originally ofc ok is this original now????

i can smell the newfag normie from here lmao

i never use Yas Forums, champ. i normally use Yas Forums and /lit/, lmao

lit is okay but pol is fucking terrible, way worse than any other board and its not even close

Just chilling gents, got my flu shot today and gamed a bit. Might do a bit of study tomorrow then back to work Monday, fortunately working from home.

I live in melbourne. Originally from bendigo. It is not a regional issue. The most sensitive people I've met have been working class. They can dish it out, but they can't take it. It is part of the australian psyche. The men here drip with insecurity. Masculinity here is feminine and facetious. Only caring about vanity and "having a good time". Australia has no analogue to Jocko Willinck.

We like to say that our public healthcare is good, but it's not. And anyone can afford private insurance, if you aren't retarded. Basically no guns, thanks to howard. If you don't think the culture here is hypersensitive and risk-averse, look at the handling of covid. The americans will be the first to break quarantine. Because it is in the american nature to rebel. Despite all their faults, and they have many, they would rather a life of risk than safety. Australia lacks america's rebellious spirit and europe's common sense. Australia is a land of fear.

There's a reason we've never produced analogues to steinbeck, mailer, malick, kaczynski, manson, chomsky, etc. Australians are mediocre. And the ones who aren't jump ship to america or the uk. Just like I will.
You will live a mediocre life.