So how to make sure I don't kick around when hanging myself

Hahaha. You can livestream your eventual death, whether it's dying of old age or blowing your brains out so others can jack off to it


I'm might be posting tonight but I,'m not a 4channer and definitely don't partake in this sick bs

But except for the last sentence that threw me off, why do suicide notes suck?

you better fucking livestream it

your pussy ass is gonna fuck it up if you try with a rope, your only hope is gun kiddo

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My rope really isn't thick AT ALL, but I'm reading on internet how to make a noose

dont do it man seriously

your brain will instantly force you to regret it when youre about to die. your brain literally completely shuts down as it goes instantly into survival instinct and its like something hijacked your brain as you try your hardest to get off the rope. thats why non instant suicide methods are terrible ways to go because your brain instantly dumps sheer panic into your mind as it desperately tries to survive whether you want to or not

I don't like that. There's no way to insta dire here except jumping off a building which I don't have the guts to do

And neither am I drowning cause that'd be the absolute worse imo. I don't understand people who die like that

thats why you JUMP off of a higher surface, like a wardrobe or some shit, so you break your neck and die instantly instead of slowly choking to death

I don't think I have an higher surface except in the garage, but I doubt it's tall enough to break my neck..

Shit..... I don't want to struggle for air. Not only will I wake up whoever is sleeping by making noise but I'll fail