So how to make sure I don't kick around when hanging myself

Everybody's asleep, I don't have a car and the nearest forest is too far. Gotta do it at home.

I'm on the second floor should I do it in the basement? My dad used a room as a prayer room,it'd be fucked up to do it in there desu


In the last 72 hours I only ate a couple bags of popcorn. I'm gonna empty my bowels first. I need to write a suicide note I guess but I cleaned phone ,removed the passwords in case my family wants to see my forum posts in my weeks. Not much to clean on my computer but I'm doing it rn

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Also isn't there a subreddit for people are are actually planning on offing themselves ? Like not a subreddit to complain and vent but to off yourself. I heard about it a year ago but didn't need it, I could make use of it noe

>Like not a subreddit to complain and vent but to off yourself
doesn't sound like the reddit I know

even if threre was its probably full of normalshits trying to stop you

>get on stool
>tie legs
>tighten noose
>hop off stool
It's that easy, you retard.

>too fucked up to suicide in the prayer room
>not too fucked up to kill himself and make his parents pick his cold corpse from the rope

someone should beat a bit of brain into your nigger body you need it

It needs to be above ground? I have a closet
No one had the energy to spend all day trying to stop people from harming themselves

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This is a necessity. Unless I decide to move out with the only goal of offing myself, it'd take months tho

This. OP probably just wants attention and isn't serious about offing himself.

>eat bunch of popcorn seeds
>ask to be cremated and flown in the aeroplane over the sea
>?
>profit

I couldn't care less whether u think.im serious or not
Loll

>I couldn't care less whether u think.im serious or not
yes, that must be why you responded to me

"return to xxxxxx"
a newfag i see

>yes, that must be why you responded to me

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see you tomorrow at your next attention seeking thread, user :)

Don't kill yourself. Keep in mind that you will regret it as you're dying.

Please don't do it.

I will regret it? How come

nothing matters, suicide notes suck, leaving computer open only good if you want your relatives to have access to your stuff like game accounts or something. Also, livestream it so we have a new meme to push around

im not OP loser, i thought your response to him was funny. get a hold of yourself

Shuaybi much

Hahaha. You can livestream your eventual death, whether it's dying of old age or blowing your brains out so others can jack off to it


I'm might be posting tonight but I,'m not a 4channer and definitely don't partake in this sick bs

But except for the last sentence that threw me off, why do suicide notes suck?

you better fucking livestream it

your pussy ass is gonna fuck it up if you try with a rope, your only hope is gun kiddo

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My rope really isn't thick AT ALL, but I'm reading on internet how to make a noose

dont do it man seriously

your brain will instantly force you to regret it when youre about to die. your brain literally completely shuts down as it goes instantly into survival instinct and its like something hijacked your brain as you try your hardest to get off the rope. thats why non instant suicide methods are terrible ways to go because your brain instantly dumps sheer panic into your mind as it desperately tries to survive whether you want to or not

I don't like that. There's no way to insta dire here except jumping off a building which I don't have the guts to do

And neither am I drowning cause that'd be the absolute worse imo. I don't understand people who die like that

thats why you JUMP off of a higher surface, like a wardrobe or some shit, so you break your neck and die instantly instead of slowly choking to death

I don't think I have an higher surface except in the garage, but I doubt it's tall enough to break my neck..

Shit..... I don't want to struggle for air. Not only will I wake up whoever is sleeping by making noise but I'll fail

This is how I know you're full of shit. People that are REALLY going to kill themselves don't sit around thinking "oh, I don't want to die like this and that" they just fucking do it. There is no thought that goes in it, they don't even tell anyone. Here's your fucking (you) you greedy nigger.