Why do so many robots have huge penises?

Because I am often rewarded with positive attention for posting it, and since I am a lonely autist, that makes up the sum total of the sexual attention I ever receive. It's pretty simple.

There is no big dick energy, that's why they rush to put their dicks all over the internet. The world is rules by the averages, they are the norm.

balls are literally useless

>having a big dick doesn't make that much of a difference.
except you get to have sex

>All those big dicked robots that are virgins
>All those 6'2 robots that are virgins
How can people have their foot in the door and still fuck it up? Just existed and you were given that. I'm not even massive but I work out and women are more interested in me due to it.

You aren't given anything, you have to take it.

big dick means nothing if you're too stupid to get to the sex part

Hey guys, I met a girl in a vidya recently and we have been chatting it up on snap. She has given me nudes and I feel obliged to return the favor but my dick is rather small at 5.5 inches. I was wondering if u guys have any tips on increasing the size of my dick in a photo.

>rather small at 5.5 inches
oh no, not a perfectly average sized dick
how horrible

You mean too inexperienced and not willing to get hurt in the process to learn it.

Unless she asked for a dick pic then don't send one. Show off your shirtless upper body. If they quickly requested a dick pic from you then it is probably a man.