why do so many robots have huge penises?
Why do so many robots have huge penises?
Juan Bailey
Cameron King
Cock ring is cheating.
Isaiah Flores
AHHAHAHAHHAHA BEST SHITPOST OF THE YEAR HAHAHHAHA
Carter Thompson
thats big to you? and lmao at those tiny balls
Nicholas Parker
>why do so many robots have huge penises?
Autism.
Autism is caused by too much testosterone in the womb, so is the big dick.
A cock ring doesn't make your dick any bigger.
Helps with keeping it harder for a bit longer, but doesn't do miracles.
Mason Sullivan
>and lmao at those tiny balls
So, you're more the small dick big balls kind of fag?
>huge penises
>that pic
>huge penis
Not if you're after women.
That's barely acceptable to women and only because it looks slightly thick (>=6")
Nathaniel Ward
What the fuck is that hoodie?
Sebastian Lewis
im more of a not a fucking faggot myself
Ryder Hall
how big is that? 7x6?
Andrew Butler
you're genuinely retarded if you don't think that's bigger than average. or just a faggot with a bruised ego that needs to LARP as if he isn't a dicklet virgin
Carter Bailey
literally average. sorry about your tiny penis if you think that thing is above average lmaooo
Lucas Roberts
>not a fucking faggot
And that's why you felt such a need to say the dick in OPs pic was small? Because you don't drool looking at dicks?
At least I shitposted about women being sizequeen whores.
Here, enjoy another /robot/ dick.
Gabriel Cruz
>tfw no qt robot bf with a big dick to sniff
Jason King
been wondering the same. seems big dicks are not that uncommon on Yas Forums, or at least on Yas Forums Yas Forums and /soc/
Nathan Kelly
~7 x 5 gang representing we out here not being thick n shit
Wyatt Young
They don't. It's just creative camera angles.
Yas Forums, like the rest of the world, has a hand full of big dicks, hand full - well not full - of small dicks, and a whole lot of average.
Couple this with selection bias - big dick people are more likely to post a picture than average or small.
Brody Richardson
having a big dick doesn't make that much of a difference.
I have a big dick but I do nofap so I fuck like a virgin the first round. Nofap has great benefits, but every time I go to have sex with a girl I cum near instantly.
I've found I have a few options to fix this
>Fap before sex. not preferable, the post nut clarity often times makes me lose interest in sex altogether, and one time I fapped before having sex with a cute goth girl and I lost interest so hard I got in my car and left her apartment.
>Foreplay to the point of blueballs. If I kiss, grope, eat out, etc a girl until she cums my balls will be so swollen that I gain total control over my coom. If I have blue balls, I can last 45 minutes+ if I want to. Try this method. It's basically warming yourself up and entering a sexualized state before even putting your dick in the girl.
>be honest. Tell the girl I don't jack off and I haven't coomed in a long time, that I might coom fast the first round because of this. Usually when I tell a girl this she is surprised but smiles, lightly jerks me off until I cum on her, then a few minutes later I'm hard again and ready to go. I love when girls are understanding like this
Carter Reed
Who is this cute twink
Ryan Sullivan
I think it's Brock but could be wrong.
Wyatt Robinson
POST MORE ROBOT COCK
Gabriel Roberts
Because I am often rewarded with positive attention for posting it, and since I am a lonely autist, that makes up the sum total of the sexual attention I ever receive. It's pretty simple.
Juan Perry
There is no big dick energy, that's why they rush to put their dicks all over the internet. The world is rules by the averages, they are the norm.
Jaxson Moore
balls are literally useless
Oliver Torres
>having a big dick doesn't make that much of a difference.
except you get to have sex
Owen Wood
>All those big dicked robots that are virgins
>All those 6'2 robots that are virgins
How can people have their foot in the door and still fuck it up? Just existed and you were given that. I'm not even massive but I work out and women are more interested in me due to it.
You aren't given anything, you have to take it.
Hunter White
big dick means nothing if you're too stupid to get to the sex part
Julian Ramirez
Hey guys, I met a girl in a vidya recently and we have been chatting it up on snap. She has given me nudes and I feel obliged to return the favor but my dick is rather small at 5.5 inches. I was wondering if u guys have any tips on increasing the size of my dick in a photo.
Jacob Reyes
>rather small at 5.5 inches
oh no, not a perfectly average sized dick
how horrible
Jace Sanchez
You mean too inexperienced and not willing to get hurt in the process to learn it.
Jackson Lopez
Unless she asked for a dick pic then don't send one. Show off your shirtless upper body. If they quickly requested a dick pic from you then it is probably a man.
Jeremiah Collins
hold the camera down and point it upward and find some angle that makes it look longer or thicker i guess, like angle your tip so it's slightly further away but not to a point where it looks like it's smaller
play around with em until you get one that looks good for ya. girls don't care about cock size as much as you think, it's more about aesthetics and confidence. get that thing ROCK hard and flex it and make it look like it has some life in it.
Leo Hughes
it makes my dick way thicker, personally