Meeting girls, Champ? Heh, that's easy. I've seen all those girls checking you out back at the supermarket, and you could totally get at least one of them if you showed some backbone and tried. Can't believe a handsome young fellow like you even needs to ask that. The only thing holding you back is you. But you're not gonna meet one on a Shembot thread, Champ. You've just gotta crawl outta that thick shell of yours, hand them a bouquet of flowers, give 'em a firm handshake, and tell 'em you're not letting go until they accompany you to dinner.
Heh, they'll be all over you once you crawl outta your shell and start being more assertive.
Quitters never win, and winners never quit, Champ! Excuses are just that: Excuses. When I was your age, we were facing our cross-town rivals over at Allentown Prep. They were the best team in the entire state, and they had this monster of a defensive end: A huge fella by the name of Chet Anders. He was 6'5 and 260 pounds -- or he was until I dove at his knees on a cut block and took him out. Sheer luck it took the paramedics 15 minutes to get him to stop screaming. And that was with the scouts from Alabama, Notre Dame, and USC in attendance. Last I heard, he leapt off a bridge after he couldn't even hack it in Hacwamanee Community College as a third-stringer. Met your mother at the school dance the very next night, and the rest as they say is history...
The point is that finding a nice girl is as easy as walking up to one, giving her a firm handshake, and refusing to let go until she accepts your invitation to dinner. Tell her you want nothing less than a meaningful relationship! That simple, bud. You've got everything in the bag; you just need to make the first move. Girls will be chasing you so much, you'll have to fend 'em off with a broom.
