Your parents have done this

>had sex
>basically a virgin

yes you fucking heard me bitch

>>wah im a failed norman wah sympathize with me pls
t. You

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>all of your ancestors have done this dating back to the very first fish that came out of the water 2.3 billion years ago
>all of that billion years of struggle, just so you can now sit here on your fat ass in front of a screen knowing that the genetic line will end with your impotent entity

Sometimes this truly jolts my amygdala

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if you aren't an actual 30+ wizard then your whining ain't shit

>born too late to experience a time when it was still normal to not have sex
>born too early to grow up in the neo-ancient time where it'll be normal again to not have sex
>tfw born just in time to get ridiculed for being a male virgin

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Almost 23 year old apprentice. Where did you even see me whining?

>no sex in the past year
>in the past year
Oh it's definitely weird. If you're an incel, you're actively trying to avoid getting laid.

I went from not being even able to comprehend the act to creampie on the regular.

Ask me anything.

>>but not you
So?

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