Your parents have done this

>your parents have done this
>all your brothers and sisters have done this
>all your cousins have done this
>all your peers have done this
>but not you

feels weird man

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Actually I'm an IVF baby

I did do it though. It was boring.

>In college lecture hall
>Look around at 200+ people
>Realize I'm the only one in there who hasn't done OP pic related

Maybe like 1-2 other people didn't either, but still, felt weird

Historically it's not weird at all.

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makes me feel sort of disgusted to be honest

It isnt 8000 years ago user. It's fucking weird to not be able to get laid nowadays.

No, it's not actually. Not today.

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Want a gf that's done this but not with me

>have done it
>will probably never do it again
>basically a virgin that knows what he's missing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>had sex
>basically a virgin

yes you fucking heard me bitch

>>wah im a failed norman wah sympathize with me pls
t. You

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>all of your ancestors have done this dating back to the very first fish that came out of the water 2.3 billion years ago
>all of that billion years of struggle, just so you can now sit here on your fat ass in front of a screen knowing that the genetic line will end with your impotent entity

Sometimes this truly jolts my amygdala

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if you aren't an actual 30+ wizard then your whining ain't shit

>born too late to experience a time when it was still normal to not have sex
>born too early to grow up in the neo-ancient time where it'll be normal again to not have sex
>tfw born just in time to get ridiculed for being a male virgin

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Almost 23 year old apprentice. Where did you even see me whining?

>no sex in the past year
>in the past year
Oh it's definitely weird. If you're an incel, you're actively trying to avoid getting laid.

I went from not being even able to comprehend the act to creampie on the regular.

Ask me anything.

>>but not you
So?

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Im a normie
Here just because of corona lockdown
Feel pretty great, not gonna lie
But it wont fix your mental problems

Write a mini step by step guide

I've done it hundreds of times, mostly with my last LTR which lasted 4 years and we had sex almost everyday. But I also had sex with a lot of Tinder art hoes and goth girls.
It feels good and it's nice being able to enjoy a naked girl, but after you cum the postnut clarity completely removes the feeling and you just want to be alone and play vidya.
Semen retention is better long term, but I understand that a lot of you have grown up in cultures where virginity is laughed at (sadly) and you feel like something is wrong with you because you haven't had sex.
Nothing is wrong with you, there's something wrong with the culture.

Serious question, how frequently do you think about your virginity when not wasting time on this forum?

500 times a day approximately

Hold on I'll get to this in a bit.

>If you're an incel, you're actively trying to avoid getting laid.

Where are the women I'm beating away with a stick? Apparently sex should be falling into my lap

Sex isn't real. Its a psyop to keep young men miserable.

>keep throwing yourself in social situations to improve your people skill (unlearning your autism is hard and takes time but you won't get anywhere without it
>try to be on good terms with as many people around you as you can
>even if you're a shut-in, make friends on anime sights or games whatever interest you have, not only is it good for you but it shows that you are socially competent in some capacity
>hit the gym, lose weight if fat
>be yourself, unironically, you're not Chad or a fictional character so don't pretend to be either one, learn to be comfortable in your own skin while continuing to improve
>don't exude desperation
>don't admit you're a virgin, if pressed just say it's been a while
>lower your standards but don't go for an absolute beast that you're not attracted to at all, it won't end well for the both of you

My 2 cents.

And I'll add that moving or changing jobs, whatever change you need, is good. It gives you a "clean slate", not completely, but if you were a total sperg and that's what everyone knows you as then it's nice to at least go somewhere and improve your social standing a little bit.