Deep down you know you would beat your gf if you had one

i know this is true. thats why ill never be able to have a gf or be happy.

i would if i were drunk probably, but i'd go up to her and say i'm sorry and cry all over her, i'd then kiss her all over and tell her how much i love her, and how much she means to me.

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Are you Ben Affleck?

I want to beat and slap my girl around but not too much so i don't hurt her emotionally. I wish she was more masochistic, but it is what it is. I'm not gonna hurt her feelings.

Only if she had a ryona fetish, which would be great but highly improbable

yeah but this is Yas Forums we are talking about here

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look how they massacred my boy
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Im not sure If i would beat her.
But I would deffinetly beat you if I had the chance

>Deep down you know you would beat your gf if you had one
>Deep down
Nah, I've always been pretty open about it.
Bitch crosses me, she gets pummelled.

>i refuse to turn into my dad
I bet your mom had nothing to do with it, the fucking whore.

If anything id let her beat me...

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