R9k always says that girls like assertive bad boys

Honestly first dates with women is simple guys. There's a formula for it. MAKE THEM LAUGH. The asshole idea comes from women wanting men who are confident. That's just what you seem to be if you come off as funny too. It's all about confidence. Don't be pushy or rude like OP

>r9k tells me that girls like assertive bad boys
>go on date with a cute girl
>order her dinner for her
>she tells me she doesn't like that and would rather order on her own
>tell her to shut her mouth
>finish dinner
>tell her we'll be going to a movie
>she says she thinks she just wants to go home
>grab her by the wrist and drag her to my car
>makes some comment about me hurting her and tries to pull away
>she's a weak woman so I force her into the car
>drag her into the theater and we watch a movie
>put my arm around her during it even though she flinches away
>take her home after it's over
>she says thanks in a meek voice and starts to walk away
>ask her if she's going to invite me inside
>she says no and makes some excuse about it being late
>slap the shit out of her
>tell her I'm coming in
>she starts to yell but I grab her bag pull out her keys and drag her into her apartment
>slap her a few more times
>drag her to her bed and have sex
>we're now married and she's sucking me off under my desk as I type this
learn to be more assertive faggot

being an "assertive bad boy" does not mean stealing from a girl on your first date together you absolute retard

>and you getting sensitive about it is just going to make me wish you weren't there
Then why agree to the date, dipshit?

Is right.

You're just a cunt.

it is because you are not a chad

Based chad neet

Your fault for following incels advice.
You should give her the money back even if there is no second date.

ehhh, this wouldve only worked on an autistic girl. they want you to be assertive in a way that leads to sex, stealing money doesnt really lead to sex but like grabbing her thighs on occasion does if you catch my drift.

pic or liar lmao

>Then why agree to the date, dipshit?
I'm guessing you genuinely have autism.

Clearly I wouldn't agree to a date I wouldn't be interested in. If however the date is boring or we weren't a good match I'd probably end up on my phone.
No one is going into a date with the intention to ignore the other person.