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oooooOOOOOooooOOOOO edition

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tfw no plump bf sad

second for gay sex is not a fetish

>tfw no fight club gf

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>tfw just want to eat pussy

god i want a black cat so bad

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>roll onto laptop at 12
>still not been reallocated by HR
>no work to do
>muck about catching up on emails
>close laptop, back to britfeel

And people actually clap for this.

>tfw just want to pound bussy

Im fairly confident that homosexuality is actually a fetish based phenomenon. That doesnt make it a bad thing either, just interesting. Its just a real big kink.

d'awwww me too
my old roommate had one and he was such a cutey

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>5 posts early
howling

If you're overweight you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself.

Does SP still post? Havent seen a sofi avatar in a while

dont mind chubby girls, fat blokes are gross though

My team at work are all yes men. Stupid cunts. The company is changing our role, we changed six months ago, but we were already in the process of agreeing a new pay plan but hasn't concluded.
This new role will supersede this. I feel the company hasn't got its head screwed on just making decisions on a whim.
I was saying in our work Skype chat that it's typical they are changing it before the last changes were even finalised. We will be shafted for more work and no real increase in pay twice in a row.
One cunt says oh here we go again moan moan moan.
Sorry that you are thick mate and don't want to defend yourself. You yes man cunt.
Might as well just bend over and get fucked by the company.

Me? I don't believe straight people exist, reckon we're all a bit poofy

dreamt my teeth were falling out again, had this dream so many times what does it mean lads

for me? its lasses transitioning to lads

should have called him a bootlicker

Nick one lad. I doubt anybody would even notice. I see maybe 5 or 6 different cats on my daily walk, I always think about how easy it would be to just jack one and keep it for myself.

>me, gay? No not at all, I just have a fetish for cock sucking

supposedly it means you're worried about money

apparently that's quite a common dream. mine tend towards my hair falling out

your teeth are gonna fall out

forget to brush your teeth recently?

Just an anxiety dream lad don't worry too much, have you been more stressed than usual?
Someone actually tried to steal my black cat once, weirdo spaniard was tickling her outside and then just picked her up and started walking off. Me (very angry, very scottish) missus went steaming out the house going apeshit at him.

nothing wrong with being a cockosexual

Sorry, you actually thought every spice is the same so you just subbed them all for curry powder? Fuck me the stupidity in this general never ceases to amaze

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dont think so, got more than enough
i have really good teeth, never had tooth decay, been to the dentist the last time in 2010
hm maybe that could be it

*stops sucking cock for a moment and spits some cum out*

You lads need to understand it's just a fetish of mine.

Me? I've got a BMI of 28.5

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when my old cat went missing, i spent like a year looking for him. found a cat that acted and looked quite like him, what i'd have expected him to look a year older, about two street away, was really friendly towards me so i carried it home, mum said it looked nothing like him so had to take him back. the cat seemed happy enough to stay at my home

got a fetish for big boobies and nice bums

At least HHL brings original content to this general. You contribute nothing but seethe posts. Sad!

curry fried chicken
lmao

being with an ftm is gayer than an mtf

*briefly stops Ngubu from pounding arsehole raw*
You see its a very specific kink of mine that happens to involve a homosexual element, you wouldn't understand

Putting your penis inside a vagina and ejaculating, that's a nice feeling

Really don't get the seething over HHL's posts. He posts like three things in an hour then fucks off for most of the day. Just skip over his posts or filter him if he genuinely makes you seethe that much

id agree there la