What's it like to have a penis? especially a big fat one!

I had dreams about having huge dick. I wanted to jerk off but I woke up. :(

Picture having your clit stick out as far as your tits. Now add two kiwis to the base and bam, that's what it's like. Oh and it doesnt bleed every month

you can jerk off my huge dick if you want

It's great having a huge dick gets all the guys jealous and ladies wet plus they tell me they're happy they don't have to lie about saying its big like they do to all the other guys LOL

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thats not your penis though

yeah it is have fun coping

This is the most autistic explanation of it I've ever heard but it's extremely accurate.
It's an instant win card, there's nothing someone with a smaller dick can do to win.
It quite literally is just like a bankai. It just makes you x10 stronger.

how tf do we cope with being mutilated??? Idk what to do at this point

unless you've been mutilated aka circumcised

I'm not sure what it's like having a big penis, but having a small one is a death sentence.