What's it like to have a penis? especially a big fat one!

What's it like to have a penis? especially a big fat one!

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It's like having a reiatsu in Bleach.
It's like you're exerting mystical physical spirit pressure upon your surroundings
When people and god or some shit try to come at you with bullshit it's like you're seeing shit in slow motion and react so quickly to shit and just know you can attack people in a lot of ways

Having a good "sword" means you have a good bankai typically

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I just want my foreskin back desu.

Mine is like a quarter of this. Probably even less
It's just depressing

that sounds cute though! does it do big cums?

lmao
Orginalimao

its basically just a big finger but in-between your legs

Mines a decent size, just shy of 7 inches and really quite girthy. I would say the best thing about is just the psychological effect, it's good knowing that no woman is ever going to turn me down or laugh because of my size or whatever. It's actually not all it's cracked up to be when it comes to having sex though. Very easy to go to deep or otherwise hurt sexual partners. Would be a fucking nightmare having a 9 inch dick or something I reckon.

>What's it like to have a penis?
Penis is fine, the balls are sometimes annoying.

>especially a big fat one!
B-but user, I only have a 6.5"x5.5" dicklet, how would I know what it feels like to have a big penis?

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its pretty great, every fembot should be jealous and have penis envy at how great it is to have one

I had dreams about having huge dick. I wanted to jerk off but I woke up. :(

Picture having your clit stick out as far as your tits. Now add two kiwis to the base and bam, that's what it's like. Oh and it doesnt bleed every month

you can jerk off my huge dick if you want

It's great having a huge dick gets all the guys jealous and ladies wet plus they tell me they're happy they don't have to lie about saying its big like they do to all the other guys LOL

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thats not your penis though

yeah it is have fun coping

This is the most autistic explanation of it I've ever heard but it's extremely accurate.
It's an instant win card, there's nothing someone with a smaller dick can do to win.
It quite literally is just like a bankai. It just makes you x10 stronger.

how tf do we cope with being mutilated??? Idk what to do at this point

unless you've been mutilated aka circumcised

I'm not sure what it's like having a big penis, but having a small one is a death sentence.

i cannot sleep on my tummy ;_; i miss the womb

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>What's it like to have a penis? especially a big fat one!
Retarded thread.
If you were born a male, there's an over 90% chance you'd have a penis that was small-to-average, circumcised, or both.
Being born male is like playing the lottery.
Be grateful you live life on easymode.

>I only have a 6.5"x5.5"
lmao baby penis

>lmao baby penis
I know.
Stop bullying me user.

How is that retarded? You seem to be the retard here.

Ur penis is way above average size and girthy as well you're just a faggot robot crying on the internet over nothing.

These two apply but they apply to
the following in order from least to most important:

Money
Big cock
Intelligence
Mathematics/physics

>4,2 inches girth

i can't bros

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if you ever stumble into becoming a titan of industry, your conversion to judaism will be less painful

There is a certain ethnic group you can thank for making circumcision popular in America

>If you were born a male, there's an over 90% chance you'd have a penis that was small-to-average, circumcised, or both.

That's not how statistics work, user.
It's a 68% chance that you have an average penis.



This is very big, like 99th percentile

You can regrow it by tugging at it occasionally, look it up

what does 5.7 inch girth look like?

post some webms with big dicks fags
thank you