How do you meet people

I've gathered that the goal I should focus on in order to be successful and get a gf is to first get friends
but I'm horribly autistic and have no reason to be outside
what can/should I do?

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>just dont be autistic

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Play WH40k
Join a D&D Group
Pick up a card game
Go to your locals in a fighting game
Anything that you already enjoy doing that you can do in a group

>Join a D&D Group
I've been wanting to do that actually but I don't know where or how to do so

also do most d&d groups take well to quietfags? and is there any way to ensure I steer clear of ones with basedboys?

I envy people who live in cities

Yes we took a quiet people. I do ask that you try to participate and pay attention, and I'll to give you the spotlight when I can. God knows some people try to play D&D as if it's their own personal anime. I prefer a more balanced RPing party.
As for based boys, just listen to how they talk first session. Say you want to test the waters and if it is bad, tell them you appreciate them having you but it's not for you.

rp and participation is no problem on my part, I just wont act out stuff like I often see people do in games
where do I find groups though? ideally something online

Reddit has a sub called lfg that you can use, and roll20.has a search function, both of which can be good for finding online games. You can also go to your local comic book/game shop and ask if they run games as a physical counterpart to the other two options said above (probably no good right now since corona, and doesn't matter much since you prefer the online route).

Also, whatever game you are trying to play,.please make sure to read the rules. I know for DnD the player's handbook can be intimidating in size, but at least focus on what will be directly applicable to your character. It slows a game down so much when we have to double check all the character mechanics every round.

I mean find an irl group through an online method
no way I'd be able to just go out in public and ask people in a shop

IRL through online....hmmmm I mean lfg or roll20 won't work well in that case. The only other option that would do that is the website meetup dot com and similar websites like it. You can type your city and search for interests like D&D. And then give that a go. The issue is, if you are searching online to find a group to play with in person, if you are in the US or any country doing social distancing, it'll be hard right now because of corona. On the flip side, playing the game through online means has gotten more popular.

Not that user, but what do you do if you also don't care for board games? Most of my interests are solitary things so am I just fucked?

You must list these things. Things seemingly solitary can have surprising group options

How do you meet drinking buddies? All my old ones have moved on.

I feel like you gotta find another activity that tends to draw guys that like to go out, and then either you or them initiate going out to drink after XYZ and then you just start going out for beers every weekend. It's easier to bond over another activity than trying to directly search for people.to drink with

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Why are humans so violent bro

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>Why are humans so violent bro

>humans

Reject your humanity. Reject the outside world. Surrender to the void and become a vessel of chaos. Throw off the shackles of reality and create a new world within.

I've considered sites like that but never went through with it because I assume it's just all normies and I wouldn't merge well with the people on there, am I stupid? or am I right in thinking that

I mean it's 50/50. Some people are insufferable assholes that you have to walk on eggshells on to have any decent interactions and some people are cool. It's gonna be a roll of the dice honestly. Just go in with what I said about you want to do a test run with them or just wanting to try it out for a session, and that gives you an easy out.

>humans
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I dont meet people, I dont like shit, I don't go outside, you people are just normies

Did this and have zero gf even though my friends are always saying they will try to hook me up now for over a year, fact is they will most likely cock block you or cramp your style. Ironically I've only had success online.

how did you go about it online?
I've tried dating sites but everyone is either a fat mexican or stacy

I wish I was a normie, that way I'd have no problems in life
every robot should be striving to become a normalfag

Meet other autistic people?

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Yeah but how and where

It wasn't easy, but I used Omegle for several weeks

I'd have better odds with nerds

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