How do I subtly get rid of cum...

How do I subtly get rid of cum? My family are all working from home now and while I still need to jack off it's a lot harder because I need to both do that silently and then get rid of the aftermath
If I leave it in the bin then it'll just smell after a few days

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If ur not circumcised right as u nut trap the cum in ur foreskin. Hold ur dick and dispose of nut in toilet. Only issue is getting to the bathroom unseen

I think I coom too much for me to be able to contain it in there, nice idea though

Just coom in a bathtub and wash it all off

Tissue in toilet you fucking idiot there are a million ways.

toilet paper and flush it...not that hard OP

Sit over the toilet and aim your dick down as you wank, no fuss no muss

Apply pressure to the space between your balls and asshole, nothing will come out

what of my dick gets flushed down the toilet

Don't flush until you stand up

Put your cum rag in the fridge so it doesn't smell

Eat it user. Reuse and recycle is the way of the future.

Am I retarded for thinking cum doesn't smell after a while? I had kind of a gross gf for a while who got me in the habit of leaving tissues full of cum (we used pull out method) on my floor and in the bathroom wastebin for several days/weeks. It always just seemed to dry out and no guests or family mentioned it. I know it smells kind of like chlorine at first, but that goes away as it dries, does it not? I live in a very dry climate if that matters.

Lick up your cum from your hand like us civilized people

do it in the shower u antihygienic being

it does smell, not really a bad smell but a very noticeable one
if you can't smell it it's because you're used to it/because you cum every day
if you don't for a week or so you start to notice it

You get used to the smell and begin to ignore it

Are you cut or uncut? Vital question.

OP here, I'm originally uncut

I was gonna suggest this , that user got to it first. I've been doing it for years now, they only time I got caught was when I left the porn tab open on my laptop and my door open while in the bathroom when I was like 14.
If you cum too much/aren't used to it, put one piece of paper between your dick and your underwear so it doesn't stain. Also, kind of fold your foreskin inwards so it can't spill and trap the edge of it with the rubberband of your underwear so it's facing as straight up as possible. Your aim here is to minimise spilling (to avoid stains) and smell so this is the best way. Better to spray some toilet freshener after you're done as well just to be sure.
If you do this enough you'll be able to walk with a dickhead full of cum without being noticed (as long as you don't shake hands with anyone until you reach the bathroom).

Cum inside your female relatives. Problem solved.

>tfw no gross, degenerate gf

why dont most guys just jerk off in the shower. like damn. porn aint that great.

You could do it in the shower but don't let it land in the bathtub, shoot it in a piece of toilet paper and flush it.
Cum on the bathtub floor is a bitch to get down the drain it just sticks to wherever you shot it.

Then you're a girl and you don't have to worry about hiding cum anymore. GG.

for me it's because i take a while and i don't want to draw out showers, also don't want the shower to reek of cum/have it in the drains

>also don't want the shower to reek of cum/have it in the drains
how unironically corrosive is jizz in your mind? jesus.

i've seen people's cumboxes which are abysmal
mainly though i know that it smells noticeable

>it smells noticeable
do you not wash in the shower after? how would it smell after wards? makes no sense to me.

in my experience cum just has a really noticeable smell, and doesn't wash of well with water. kind of like a sticky clinginess to stuff especially skin and body hair

and how about soap? do you wash with soap? haha wtf

yeah, but i'm not saying that it's super difficult or anything, just more of a pain in the ass than it might seem

>using soap to wash is a pain in the ass
good lord.

Place 5 tissues on top of each other before wanking.

As you're about to nut gently wrap the tissues around your dick keeping firm pressure so as not to let any jizz drip out

No restrain jizz as hard as you like

Wrap up cum and hold in pocket

Flush down toilet

???

I've been jackin it like that for a decade. Works everytime no mess no nothing. And when i jizz on somebody i shoot ropes