How do I subtly get rid of cum...

How do I subtly get rid of cum? My family are all working from home now and while I still need to jack off it's a lot harder because I need to both do that silently and then get rid of the aftermath
If I leave it in the bin then it'll just smell after a few days

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If ur not circumcised right as u nut trap the cum in ur foreskin. Hold ur dick and dispose of nut in toilet. Only issue is getting to the bathroom unseen

I think I coom too much for me to be able to contain it in there, nice idea though

Just coom in a bathtub and wash it all off

Tissue in toilet you fucking idiot there are a million ways.

toilet paper and flush it...not that hard OP

Sit over the toilet and aim your dick down as you wank, no fuss no muss

Apply pressure to the space between your balls and asshole, nothing will come out

what of my dick gets flushed down the toilet

Don't flush until you stand up