Tips for your first time having sex?

As long as you acknowledged, you're based

>No I'm accepting the fact I won't ever have sex
Well you need to stop putting sex on a pedestal first of all.

Holy fuck this is the most useful advice I've ever seen on this board

For your first time: you're gonna fuck it up and your partner will know you're a virgin, don't spend time trying to prepare yourself cause it's not gonna help anything. Use your first time as a learning experience

-Based chad

>I dont get this "virginity and purity" obsession you faggots have. She has been masturbating since she was 11 and ramming hairbrush handles up her cunt since she was 13. Objects probably bigger than your pencil dick.
>She fancies men other than you, maaaaaany others. You're not something special that just rode in on a white horse into her life.
Are you trying to help?
You seem to be blackpilling

Istg means I swear to God

just telling you some truth so you dont run around putting pussy on a pedestal like a 19 year old moron

Do women hate inexperienced men?

Anyone who calls themselves a based chad on Yas Forums is likely a limp wristed 20 year old faggot who just managed to fuck his first fat girl

Here's some tips OP:
Have a few drinks but don't get sloppy drunk

Non meme answers
>the entrance to the vangina is lower than you probably think
>don't be surprised if you can't cum