Tips for your first time having sex?

Tips for your first time having sex?

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Put it in her poopchute

Lots and lots of foreplay. Light touching and teasing, barely graze erotic parts at first, feel around the body, come back to it a little more, than more feeling around body. Kisses from mouth to neck to collarbone. Dont underestimate ears and wrists. Make the foreplay longer than you think it needs to be, but keep escalating. Kissing all over the body. If she seems to like something keep doing it. Yes you have to go down on her. Theres plenty of instructionals out there for that. She'll go down on you, and you can enjoy that. You could even cum and then play with her until your hard again. Or if you have trouble with that just stop her before you do. All of this will make her wetter and you last longer. And it just makes for better sex.
Once you're in then use your hips, not your whole body, to thrust in and out. Keep it rhythmic, play with her clit. If she says "dont stop," it does not mean harder or faster, it means stay the course.
After you cum, tie off the condom and fling it into the trash like a rubber band. Makes you feel cool.
Have fun.

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>lsgt(??) I was about to offer sex over the phone
I hate people

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If she's experienced and she knows you're inexperienced, let her guide you.

Dont pretend like you're a pro, they'll see through that shit by the time you've stuck your first finger in.

>I understand society has made sex and first times a traumatic experience and someone u trust can help away some of that panic

Were you expressing serious anxiety about it, or is she just being a twitter "empathy template" weirdo

If she genuinely wants to have sex then don't worry about it. As others said, just let her walk you through it, it'll be fine. Worst case scenario is the anxiety prevents you from getting your dick up, in which case you can try again later. Don't have tips for that other than trying to think about how it's really not as big of a deal as it may seem, and maybe try to visualize something unrelated

>picture

God I wish that were me

>If she's experienced
SHE BETTER NOT BE

We were talking about social pressure over having sex and I said I would probably feel more comfortable losing my virginity with a friend rather than someone I just met

Yas Forums in a nutshell

Ok, the response makes sense in context, but what's the deal here exactly? Do you think she's actually been attracted to you for a while? She's not doing this out of pity or altruism or trying to help a friend, right? If she is, then this is a bad idea. If she would want to do it otherwise because she likes you, then it's fine

Also, there's something in between "friend" and someone you just met. I lost my virginity at a pretty late age to someone who I befriended and later started dating. You shouldn't feel like you absolutely need to have a "first time" and like you need to find some comfortable way to achieve it. It's utterly pointless, and won't solve any other issues like wanting to experience a romantic relationship

What if it was with girls though?

If she's older than 20 and doesnt look like shit, she is.
I dont get this "virginity and purity" obsession you faggots have. She has been masturbating since she was 11 and ramming hairbrush handles up her cunt since she was 13. Objects probably bigger than your pencil dick.

You have been beating your shit since you were 12, why do you think she hasnt?

Sex is sex, just because you had sex with someone doesnt mean it meant anything other than just getting off. She fancies men other than you, maaaaaany others. You're not something special that just rode in on a white horse into her life. Get the fuck over your self.

She's doing it to help a friend, yes. We're not romantically interested in each other though so why should there be a problem? It's a fwb situation kind of thing

I wouldn't refuse if I were in your position, but the whole thing is just odd. I think it's better to have your first experience be completely organic and natural, with someone who's romantically and sexually attracted to you, and vice versa. From the screenshots and context so far, it essentially seems like a sympathy fuck. This way, it's just going to feel like it doesn't count, and might feel unlike sex with a natural partner.

I mean, hey, if someone's offering sex, then sure, take them up on it and enjoy yourself, but don't expect anything "therapeutic" or personally beneficial to come from this

I see girls as something other than a large fleshlight
I want to experience the intimate moment of taking her virginity while she takes mine

Sex is sex regardless of gender

>I want to experience the intimate moment of taking her virginity while she takes mine

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But she also flirted with me often and joked about us having sex before, and she definitely finds me attractive because she says I have a nice body and I'm more attractive than her ex even while she was dating him (and he's a solid 7 or 8). She doesn't want a relationship with me though, I'd probably say I was in some of "wouldn't mind fucking but not gonna make an effort" kind of category and she just took care of the opportunity I presented her today

If she's over 20, then you gotta accept that she's taking your viginity and thats the only thing being taken.

Nigga seriously.
Sex isnt some magical thing that makes you shot fairy dust out of your ass and find the meaning of life.
It's sex. It's a step up from wanking only that your wanking with somebodys cunt.

>If she's over 20, then you gotta accept that she's taking your viginity and thats the only thing being taken.
No I'm accepting the fact I won't ever have sex

GTFO NORMIE

As long as you acknowledged, you're based

>No I'm accepting the fact I won't ever have sex
Well you need to stop putting sex on a pedestal first of all.

Holy fuck this is the most useful advice I've ever seen on this board

For your first time: you're gonna fuck it up and your partner will know you're a virgin, don't spend time trying to prepare yourself cause it's not gonna help anything. Use your first time as a learning experience

-Based chad

>I dont get this "virginity and purity" obsession you faggots have. She has been masturbating since she was 11 and ramming hairbrush handles up her cunt since she was 13. Objects probably bigger than your pencil dick.
>She fancies men other than you, maaaaaany others. You're not something special that just rode in on a white horse into her life.
Are you trying to help?
You seem to be blackpilling

Istg means I swear to God

just telling you some truth so you dont run around putting pussy on a pedestal like a 19 year old moron

Do women hate inexperienced men?

Anyone who calls themselves a based chad on Yas Forums is likely a limp wristed 20 year old faggot who just managed to fuck his first fat girl

Here's some tips OP:
Have a few drinks but don't get sloppy drunk

Non meme answers
>the entrance to the vangina is lower than you probably think
>don't be surprised if you can't cum

Problem with fucking fat girls is? They have higher standards

Women hate men who are bad in bed. Please don't kiss her a few times and then dick her. You need more foreplay, see .

Maybe that's okay got you, sexhaver
But it will never be for me