*sigh* The boy thinks he's a girl
*sigh* The boy thinks he's a girl
at least you got dubs tho
Ask him politely, but firmly, to leave.
Great thread, sega
Bobby goes tranny episode would be kino
'm proud of m'boy no mather, i tell you hwat
He's just confused Hank. The best thing we can do right now is support him.
Dang it, Peggy, he won't even answer to his got-dang name anymore! How in the heck can a name be "dead"?
Look Hank, times are changing. I'm not saying it's right but let's at least hear him out. You really need to work on being more open-minded.
Cringe femoid
Lissen hank... I think as long as he's happy.... she's happy..... that's allll that matters......
It's one of those government operations, I'm tellin' ya. It's the first step toward turnin' us all into alien hybrids. Watch yourself, Hank. Although he does look awfully purdy.
awaiting epic style trajectory of the current story.
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I'll tell you what it's that got dang ol liberal agendas tryna turn dem dang ol boys into little sissies man
did you come up with this by yourself? This is great
Kino thread OP. Keep going.
Heeeehehehe... Hank boy is little girl! Errybody, come look, little Hank son trying to be cheerreader!
Why can't you just accept me for who I really am?
Daad. Joseph found my girl pills. What am I gonna do daad? He's gonna hate me now. I'm- I'm never gonna pass. I'm such a hon!
Hahahahahaha
Bro based thread koth is great
Originally
Spi- spi-ro-no... lack-tone? Like, what is this bobby? Are you really trying to like, turn into a girl and stuff? Can you really even do that?
What does sega mean, like sonic?
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yep
Please Bobby, just accept who you are. I'll be friends with you no matter what!
Hmph... go fish!
This thread is berry good OP
Yeah, heh. That's m'boy's room. Don't mind the... cartoon girl posters... he's just going through a phase right now y'see. Heh. A phase.
i'll end this right now for ya hank
LITTLE
(nasal flare)
TRAPPY
(sniff)
BOI
(snort)
FEEEEET
>and I said to him, I said "bobby, yer gunna suffer -eternal damnation- I tell ya whut."
epic thread
origgy shiggy
Hey Hank Hill, you might not know this, being uneducated redneck and all, but in my country, having a ladyboi for son brings great shame on your family.
Shut up about my boy, Kahn, or I'll kick your ass!
It isn't you I'm worried about, it's that Jolly Green Giant wife of your's with fists like hams.
That does it! I'm kickin' your ass!
dang ol trannies man i tell you what talkin bout them dang ol lady parts what not havin no nothing tween dem legs dang ol... aint right
Oh I'd like to see you try Hank Hill! With your beer gut and stuffed arteries ! Maybe try eating a salad sometime before you get a heart attack.
Listen, Hank, we've gotta talk about... uh, Bonnie. Now the state says I have to call him whatever he -- ...whatever she wants. But the teachers are tellin' me he's startin' to distract the other students with his crop tops.
This thread has activated my chakras
I read all of these in the correct voices and now my sides have ascended
yep, that's what we tell ourselves anyway.
Hah! I always knew that Peggy Hill bad mother. Rednecks can't bring children up proper like Laotian!
LISTEN HERE BOY
Now I think being a man is a helluva a lot better than being a woman but when I was in dubya dubya two, I saw so many lady bois and when they tucked it to their stomachs BY GOD you couldn't even tell!
So Bobby, if you wants to be a woman, I'll support you.
Hank, the boy and I have decided he's going to be a woman now.
What's the matter, Ol' Top? You still upset about Bonnie? Listen, let me tell you a little somethin' from personal experience: why, after the operation, you can barely even tell the difference! Now you'd best cheer up, 'cause we got orders to fill.
The surgery's gonna cost HOW much?!
thank you user ver good
Ya know h'what, s(he)'s actually kind of "cute"
you know what? I'm thinking he was pretty based
someone get the honey and flies please
No no,why not nice things? I got some coffee and some flowers
Uncle Hank, I think you are being a little trans-phobic. You should be supporting Bonnie through this difficult transition.
THE HRT PILLS ARE FINALLY HERE!!! SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW DAUGHTER DAYUD
Bonnie, bonnie, bonnie, it's all about bonnie. Well what about ME? M'boy suddenly started pretending he's a girl and you- you're all in on it! That's right, my son! BOBBY!
Daad...
Stop being a faggot, boah
Guess what?
tranny dick
Listen, Ol' Top. Ever since that outburst of yours about Bonnie, Strickland Propane's twitter page has been blowin' up. People are threatenin' to buy from Thatherton, 'cause *his* assistant manager ain't transphobic! I'm sorry, Hank, I don't like it, but I've gotta let you go. The bidness might not survive otherwise!
>Later that night when the family is asleep, Hank slips into the garage, telling ladybird that where he's going, she can't follow. He closes the door and reveals a grill... a charcoal grill. Lighting it up with tears in his eyes, deadly carbon monoxide begins to fill the room.
DAD! What are you doin'? You said you'd be there for my operation tomorrow! I'm still your daughter!
Not even the Alamo is helping anymore
Peggy, please get the tequila
Thats what happens when you fuck up your sperm breathing in all that propane.
I just don't get it, Peggy. I thought we raised the boy right. How did it turn out like this? Was it m' ... uh ... [hushed] narrow urethra?
I tell ya, that boy ain't right.
okay, now this is one of em epic threads
Come with me, Bonnie. Your dad won't be invalidating your identity any more.