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Shut it niggakike
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Just had a tispy wank to a Brazilian woman I shagged a few months ago.
She sent me a photo of her tits, arse, and sticking a dildo up herself.
Was hard to cum. But forced it.
Third or fourth wank of the day.

Feel like I'm a Schizzo, not sure.

Honestly, just shut the NHS down, folk are saying that companies that need bail outs should go under, well guess what, people weak enough to die to the virus just should, no free health care hands outs for you

Eaten the chips/pitta/cheese
Drinking my cider
About to roll my dood and smoke
Then bath time
Then chill

*runs over yer foot with his mobility scooter*

love when lids post something in the old thread then have to post it again haha what a nob

Went for a bike ride lads, honestly countryside is max comfy, the pandemic is the best thing to happen in ages

All I want is a stick bug update. Please.

well you certainly aren't going to with an attitude like that, are you?

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*shits in your butter*

Finally had dinner and now getting rede for bede
My replies from last >Don't forget to brush your teeth before bed boyos

I'm certain that if there was a cheap alternative where you could get rolling insurance then we could pack the NHS in. Lets face it, influxes of niggers, paki's euro scum etc abuse it because it's a luxury to them. I go to the doctors and it isn't proportional. I go to the hospital, similar case. These disgusting 3rd world animals packed in for their free healthcare when they get a cold.
It's structure is fucked, too many managers etc which wastes money but lets face it, it's mostly immigration crippling it.

Fuck off
And the thread is shit. Well done faggot

Just ordered a dominos mega deal.
They had reduced menu.
Pretty annoying. Not franks hot wings. No meateor

Who is your baby? I will be reporting back tomorrow as I'm now upstairs and doing my bedtime routine

bet number of infected goes up as all the normies infect each other due to easter weekend

Just ordered more beers for the weekend

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If we just shut the boards and sent back anyone not 75% English blood country would be fixed over night

>Fuck off
come on, don't you want to connect?

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I bet mondays numbers will be lowish 500 ish, then a big leap again on tuesday. I'm going with 1k+ on tues desu.

Meateor makes me feel like my heart's thinking about packing it in.

No worries, twigs and the splinters.
Go trip elsewhere.

there never will be a cheap alternative because if you start letting private corportations charge you for your health then you end up like america where one hospital visit puts you in debt for life

like it or not, the NHS is better for everyone

Not with you lad. You fucking gay cunt.
No. I am a sad boi

that hurt my feelings. how will i ever recover?

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where i live it's going to be 12 degrees and cloudy on easter sunday so they probably won't bother going out

Pet that cute animal and then kill me. It'll make you feel much better

Sad boi you are Ian. All is good tho right?

Go easy on the weed you spastic.

just cracked open a just about freezing tin of thatchers gold,

Fucking thundering lads. Didn't expect this.

Gonna be hiiiiiigh as a kite by then haha

Seething as per
Night shift is the worst
And the day shift are fucking mongs

Amazing how dumb weed makes you. I recall at the height of my weed abuse I couldn't string a coherent sentence together.

here's one for you, it's at a mild semi right now lad, got a bit of a half chub on right now you fucking bender, shut your gob, you love it

>haha yeah man I smoke weed too haha

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What is the most right wing view that you have?

tfw basically can't do that and never smoked

Cheers to you lad. Planning on getting through all of it tonight.

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What skills do you have?
Skills that give you self-confidence and that makes you useful.
I can teach A-level maths and physics.
I can drive.
I can protect kids and stop them bullying each other.

That's about it. I am shit. I am scum. I am an idiot. I have no masculine skills like playing guitar, welding, plumbing, fighting, coding.

'By the time you're 28, 29 there is a level of intelligence crystallisation, you're done.' :( -Sam Hyde

for me its a cidre

humid innit

no offence but you give off strong noncer vibes, innit

For me, it's coming hard in your mother with my massive black cock.

Belgium bastid haha fair play

watching the biggie smalls film. sick film, this. love biggie, me

Right, I'll answer this without any suicidal irony. So there was this cute girl right, who I thought I clicked with. Then she left me because she believed I'm a morally reprehensible cunt who is going nowhere in life.
So now I'm romantically lonely even though all I would like to do is give affection. I can't even try and find anybody when I still care about someone who dislikes who I once was, and I'm back to being a lonely twat who nobody could ever love from now on.

Has trip, cannot take you seriously.

glad you two had a nice evening

Made me forget words, used to be eloquent as fuck, vocabulary's properly shrunk now.

Pissed me off originally, used to have a little hissy fit where I'd keep saying 'I don't have the words', don't really care either way now.

Then deaths in the 5ks in two weeks cos of the boomer doomer coofers that went out this weekend, then when they all die off we can get out of lockdown and go to the pub.

>morally reprehensible cunt who is going nowhere in life.
Hit the nail on the head, eh?

>humid innit

Certainly is. Balmy weather for the second week of April, bearing in mind we didn't get a winter. Summer's going to be a record breaker if this is anything to go by. Wretched vile weather.

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Yeah then the next wave comes and it's lockdown mkII.