/britfeel/

haha you've been putting yer head against 5g masts in public

>is nubs retarded?
Yeah lad, you don't look like that without some sort of genetic defect

she has photoshoppideuos syndrome

holy fuck
also we had 980 deaths today

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It is quite far from the house. Especially on a sunny day like this. Too hot to be going anywhere unless it's for a leisurely walk

don't have a foreskin, plus
>just had a shower and I might get slightly sweaty
>don't want to deal with post cum shame
>just want to get comfy
>probably take too long because I refuse to watch porn as it leads to even more shame

it would be easier to just chill out but I can't, hopefully if I ignore it long enough I wont have to

get your malformed yank dick out of this thread lad

Oh look. It's another britfeel thread where all everyone talks about is nubs! Might as well call it nubs general.
And I'm well aware that my post at this moment in time is ironic, but just fuck off.

>don't have a foreskin, plus

fuck off yanky doodle dongus

Lawncare faggots also need to be eaten by a bear.

I'm sure someone went to the effort of carefully fontmatching her passport ID to piece a name together, sifting through thousands of facebook matches to find suitable candidates, whittling those down until they were 90% certain they'd found the right girl and THEN photoshopping the image ever so slightly as to be unnoticeable against "the original".

Or
She's just ugly.

>Too hot to be going anywhere unless it's for a leisurely walk

About to go for a run.

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Chilling on the scaffolding outside my window on the third floor.
Not as warm as I'd hoped.
I have three tins but I reckon I'll have the one here and go inside. Left it too late in the day.

feeling quite irritable. Hope dinner perks me up a bit

i had my suspicions but seeing that mug removed all doubt for me. lads in here will unironically orbit a retard.

Here comes her white knight in shining cum-glazed trainers

tried rittersport for the first time in my life today lads, never really ate sweets and chocolate growing up so I never have an interest but my dad was banging on about how it's one of the best chocolates going, got a marzipan one and some blue wrappered nut one, it's pretty good, the nut one was better, I was expecting more from the marzipan but the dark chocolate didn't work as well as I thought it would have with the marzipan.

'When I was growing up we were the working class and we were the lowest in society. Now we have the can't be bothered class who have grown into a culture of benefits.'
-- Noel Gallagher 2011

What do you think of that lads?

got 399 albums on my ipod so im going to use my post's numbers to determine what to listen to. last 2 digits decide.
Im using a random number generator for the hundreds unit since that only goes to 3.

Did Thatcherism destroy the British work ethic?

na, when I was younger I had a tight as fuck foreskin and it was annoying as fuck so I had it snipped off

>inb4 foreskin stretching

9 year old me didn't want to be sat in his room doing dick stretching exercises

l think Noel is a stupid bitch nigger

10 + the random number came out to 0 so that's 010.
Analord 2 by Aphex Twin it is then.

I think it just revealed northerners to be lazy, entitled workshys.

well what else is there to do for a 9 year old other than playing games and touching your knob?

downloaded mw2 and holy shit that brazil mission is difficuIt

galaxy buds now only 90 quid brand new from john lewis
don't really "need" ear phones but they would be a nice quality of life addition especially as I have an S9
the alternative purchase would probably be clothes, saving the other 100 quid for booze

I was out constantly when I was that age, sitting in my room stretching my knob was not something I wanted to be doing instead of going out.

It's kinda weird people talk about me when I'm not in thread. Almost obsessive tbqh lads.
>Have help because I'm disabled also had surgery
>Passport photo was last year and I admit, it wasn't the best editing
>It's photoshopped
How many times does this need to be repeated?
Can we not have one thread where my name isn't mentioned or where one retard doesn't keep posting images? I'm sure the others are getting just as sick as I am

they just keep fucking coming and coming dont they

great game that, played through mw 1 2 and 3 again last year.

try some raycons mate, youtubers doing discount deals at the moment, check nostalgianerd

>90 quid for some earbuds
Why?

aha cool threads bros xD

Someone fontmatched her passport, it's not a great job at concealing but it's difficult to read
When you know her name and Uni she's not hard to find

SUCK MY FUCKING ASS

cant wait for boris to die lads

alright calm down buck rogers just having a mess about god

He'll never die user

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I think you'd feel the same lad. It's weird and creepy.
I just want to post stick insects rather than having all this shite all the time

>tfw you will never be a mid 90s British teenager listening to Oasis at a concert and making out with your gf.

your a month into /nocum/ ?

ate too much now feel sick lads

they have a feature that turns them off but keeps the mic on so you can hear the outside word, seems useful at night also the quality is good apparently
are they actually any good though?

yes, not intentionally, like I said, I just cannot be arsed, I usually go multiple weeks at a time.

>not eating the cum to regain the calories and protein
ngmi

maybe face the facts that you doxxed yourself and bought negative attention to yourself instead of being a typical woman and blaming everyone but you.

Cringe and not based
Based and Borispilled

>only give mw attention when I'm in thread so I can suck it all up.
I feel sorry for you. You do belong here.
Reminds me a bit of that traitor mong in the film 300.

>when I'm not in thread
You are in the thread babes x

>Oasis
overrated band, honestly lad

non seethers and cool lads only plz

What's your streak record for /nocum/ ?

I'll give it a read. I'm aware of acid's potency. I've done it twice. First time was great, second time at a festival in double dosage and had no issues. It's fun but I had no revelations or anything. What am I supposed to discover?

nostalgianerd (dan) rated them highly in his sponsor bit and i'd like to believe that he was being totally sincere, make of that what you will though.

I dont do earbuds so cant really comment.
15:50 in this vid
youtu.be/R_GeGkdfns0?t=950

Chapter 2 fin. Think I had the chance to start the route of the red headed girl but I ditched her, should lead me toward Non-chans end. I will do this no matter what.

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I have come to the conclusion that the 2007 economic crisis and the following great recession completely changed the culture and turned everyone nervous and insecure. Pre great recession Britain of the 90s and early to mid 00s was epic for youth culture.

/britfeel/ is the worst and most boring of our generals. /britpol/ and /brit/ are far superior

Can you post this nonce drivel on Yas Forums with the other child molesters?

you'll discover how cool the sky looks, maybe realise you're a bit of a knob and how you can sort it out. I've never thought psychs were that deep desu.

Nothing
It's just a fun drug

>Blaming everyone
I'm not blaming others, just asking them to stop posting the jellyfish picture. It's weird
No, just asking that we have a single thread where names aren't mentioned. Don't understand why it's so difficult
well I am now, I was shopping and getting food before hun xoxo

You a Blur fan or just dislike britpop/90 alt rock in general.

>/britpol/
full of nazbol weirdos
>/brit/
endless shitposting that moves too fast
>/britfeel/
best British general on the site.

*waves at you as you storm off*

Hopefully post covid will bring a new societal change. Hoping house prices crash tbqh

>No, just asking that we have a single thread where names aren't mentioned.

Welcome to /britfeel/

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Think I went about 2 and a bit months at one point, not using porn is a massive help because it gets so tedious wanking to nothing so whenever I feel like I want to wank the feeling goes away quick because I know if I do it's just going to be boring and uncomfy, I'm pretty busy throughout the day so if I did want to wank it eats into my free time so thats another reason to not as I'd rather be comfy reading or playing vidya or whatever, not counting days is also a good way to do /nocum/ if you were going to as the whole counting days thing would remind you about wanking

>"our" generals
just because it says brit in the name doesnt mean anything
the userbase is still the same as the board the general is on, Yas Forums posters are their own thing as are /sp/ posters and Yas Forumstards
go back to l.eddit

Shrooms genuinely changed me though. Definitely need to trip on them again. Haven't since November 2018. Literally turned me from edgy poltard to normal empathetic bloke

how is it weird? you were the one who posted it. its a picture of you. thats not a nice way to talk about yourself nubsy.

>Hoping house prices crash tbqh
I know it's awfully selfish but I am hoping that as well tbqh lad. I just want to rent a small village place so I can go to work from my nice small village.

They might make you think a bit differently yeah, but you do have to admit people overestimate their therapeutic potential in recreational settings.