/britfeel/

Okay, nobody laugh, but... For a long time, I misread his name as SECA.

how come the mongs who make the threads don't even have the right op image

if you dont have the image dont make the thread
simple as

only 164 days until autumn my friends

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Currently standing in the queue outside my local Tesco in the blazing sun. 20 mins here and only half way to the door.

Did anyone else notice that the lorry in the OP image in the previous thread was driving the wrong way. Was that intentional?

Or this, for that matter.

I always feel a bit bad when I get a short post through the robot, honestly. Because then nobody can ever say it again.

if youre not going to make the thread then shut the fuck up

Hope whatever you're getting is worth the wait

go and get the right op image or ask someone who does to make the thread
mong

I LOOKED UNDER CHAIRS
I LOOKED UNDER TABLES
I TRIED TO FIND THE KEY
TO 50 MILLION FABLES
THEY CALL ME THE SECA

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Trust me - the only thing this piss can be used for is biological warfare. The smell's eye-watering. It's one of my most memorable brews.

Why did you choose to go shopping at statistically the busiest time of day lad?

>Gf hasn't called up or bothered to check up on me depsite aware of me having a suicidal manic depressive episode

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You can't bitch and moan when you did nothing.
Happy not to bother making 1 yourself though eh.
And with the shit show of yesterday nobody can say anything. You lot were the mongs. Simple fucking as.

> Sacked Engineer Civil user

>you did nothing
aye but ive got something to tell you lad
i made the picture and im fuckin fuming its not used. makes me feel like i wasted my time lad

You sound like a massive pain in the arse, I wouldn't either.

So er yeah....... any lads delivered cold revenge on their vile housemates before?

It's too complicated, user. The restrictions on the OP image need to be relaxed. From now on, let's just say that as long as it's Feel Street, you're good.

>i made the picture and im fuckin fuming its not used. makes me feel like i wasted my time lad
No shit.

Amer Hussian is just the lad to help you...

He got caught though. That defeats the object, getting caught is also low IQ.

>By age 19, Cobb was teaching men to fly. At 21, she was delivering military fighters and four-engine bombers to foreign Air Forces worldwide.
>By 1959 (age 28), Cobb was a pilot and manager for Aero Design and Engineering Company,
>By 1960, she had 7,000 hours of flying time and held 3 world aviation records: the 1959 world record for nonstop long-distance flight, the 1959 world light-plane speed record, and a 1960 world altitude record for lightweight aircraft of 37,010 feet (11,280 m; 11.28 km).
>Although she never flew in space, Cobb, along with twenty-four other women, underwent physical tests similar to those taken by the Mercury astronauts with the belief that she might become an astronaut trainee. Cobb passed all the training exercises, ranking in the top 2% of all astronaut candidates of both genders.
>Cobb then began over 30 years of missionary work in South America, performing humanitarian flying (e.g., transporting supplies to indigenous tribes), as well as surveying new air routes to remote areas. Cobb "pioneered new air routes across the hazardous Andes Mountains and Amazon rain forests, using self-drawn maps that guided her over uncharted territory larger than the United States". The new routes she discovered helped better the lives of countless individuals. Cobb has been honored by the Brazilian, Colombian, Ecuadorian, French, and Peruvian governments.
>In 1981, she was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for her humanitarian work
alright fair play to her can see why they picked he to go to the moon in that show l watched

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eh once they were being too loud having a mini party so l turned off the fuse box so they'd fuck off

I don't really care about SCEA. Don't really know if they're real or a larp.
They've never been directly rude or mean to me so why would I dislike them? If it's true that they're a peadophile then I likely don't like them and don't want to interact with them.
I don't like nonces.
The only person I know of and dislike is Poley. I also dislike whomever keeps doxxing me with an old and edited photo of myself.

Sorry user, I didn't mean your effort was wasted.
I just fucked up and didn't save the day image.
I honestly didn't mean it how it seemed, people appreciate the effort user. I'm just a mong.

>They've never been directly rude or mean to me so why would I dislike them?
final straw for me is he kept posting animal abuse and gore

Miss being out all week. How do NEETs do it? How did I used to do this? Only been 2 fucking weeks.

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Kek, did they all go "N'aooooohhhh"

You should be nice to Nubs. Leave her alone and STOP posting nasty doctored images of her.

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>By age 19, Cobb was teaching men to fly. At 21, she was delivering military fighters and four-engine bombers to foreign Air Forces worldwide.
Yeah but I can play Johnny B Goode on guitar at this age, could she at 28 years old?

You know who I'd like to impregnate? The mum from Friday Night Dinner (played by Tamsin Grieg). You'll change shapes when I impregnate you, you bitch. Ha ha.

was this meant for me? Nice fat horses btw

You ever seen her in Black Books lad? Fucking love that show. I saw Dylan Moran a few years back and he signed my poetry book of poems he did.

That pic reminds me when I walked down the River Wye at about 530am in the morning. Was in a field eating some breakie when about 15 horses suddenly appeared, kept creeping forward possibly hoping for some food and followed me for about a half a mile

I was never really into her back in the day but shes a decent looking milf now days.

i might agree if she didnt have the butch haircut

>used to think holocaust deniers were insane weirdos
>coronavirus happens
>italy struggles to dispose of 250 bodies per day
>realise that Germany would have had to cremate/dispose thousands of bodies per day for the 6 million figure to be remotely true
>realise if that many bodies were cremated there would have been massive ash clouds all over Europe
>realise the holocaust is literally impossible

>tamsin

what an annoying name, Tasmin rolls of the tongue much better

I didnt make the thread so shut the fuck up.

Imagine an Apu wasting such a good melody on SECA and not seether.

Notice I said I wanted to knock up Jackie and not Tamsin, user. That butch hair is a turn-off, instant erection killer.

if they have bottles of dark spirits open put some devilish liquid of your choice in them

get a bag of fish and hide it in the house

>starting a war with your housemates when you cant legally leave the place
smart

If you have access to their toothbrushes I would recommend giving the toilet a good scrub with them (for extra satisfaction watch them brush their teeth afterwards)

I won't deny it happened. It obviously did, we have physical evidence that it happened. But on the scale that it did? No way. The Reich operates on railway lines that were decimated by raids come the start of world war 2. The final solution started in 41, and would have been halted constantly by bombing of railway lines come 43ish.
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Normies losing it because lockdown is a prison sentence

> tfw just another day for this bong robot.

Feels good, man.

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well lad the Germans killed millions of Poles and Soviets so why not Jews? They didnt kill 6 mill in the ovens btw it includes all manner of execution/starvation/worked to death/blown up

Wasn't even 6 mill jews in europe back then

Makes me realise how much of a norman I've become lad, miss my mates and wanna go down the pub in this weather. Perfect conditions for mountain biking as well.

>working out in my garden
>proper garden with a fence on both sides and a garage not a communal thing or whatever
>long haired basedboy neighbour pops his head over and asks me to turn my music down
>i'm playing music on my PHONE and he's complaining
>look at him and say "what? im playing music on my phone mate"
>he says its still too loud and he can't hear his podcast
>stare at him incredulously then say sure and acquiesce (im assuming he'll go in later and I can sunbath and listen to music)
>mum watches the whole encounter then runs out and starts arguing with him
>he finishes the convo by saying "hehe I don't mind if you talk just don't play any music :3"
Why did I acquiesce to such a spastic request? Should have told him to fuck off, why am I always the nice guy in these situations?

My dad has been off work for 3 weeks and he's repainted everything in the house.

Wasn't meant for anyone in particular desu.

The amount of material those little feckers eat over the season is pretty phenomenal. Clear up a lot of the bramble and saplings we topped. Saves a job. Pretty sure they munch on the bracken as well but they don't seem to eat enough to cause issues.

maybe your mum is the retard

>nearly wiped out by the Nazis
>no one cares and most people still hate gypsies
need some Romani people to work their way up in the media

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Should of said once the workout has finished I'll turn it off

>nice guy
soft cunt more like

Was looking forward to chilling out drinking cider in a sunny beer garden with people after a days hard work in the heat.

Now I'm just getting pissed on my own at home and annoying people with my drunken texting.

Get some earphones mate.

You are being too reasonable in a world filled with unreasonable people. Your neighbours actions are an example of this retarded unreasonableness.

>acquiesce
big word

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Difference between shooting them and shipping them across a whole continent

the brownie flavour chocolate milk from Tesco is pretty good lads

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I was out in the yard sawing a bunch of logs for about half an hour the other day and the neighbour came round in a right piss. Didn't come talk to me though, went and knocked on the door and stood there for ages waiting for an answer like a bellend.

Moments like that make me realise I'm really not as much of a socially awkward spaz as I always thought.

Google to assist police with cracking down on lockdown flouts.
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52243088

Get fucked normies.

Not him but my trouble with shopping is if you go late at night when it's quiet, all the items with high demand (pasta, meat) will be gone from the shelves. If you go early in the morning then you'll have a massive queue with everyone trying to get in early. When are you supposed to go? Afternoons are still busy and those items could still be sold out

Why should he have to in his own home lad? Fuck that other guy he should have chinned him

I'm the same lad, I care too much about other people's feelings. It's a terrible habit I need to get out of.

kek not really
I stand my ground when need be but when minor things like I happen I just give up
he's a skinny fat basedboy with a high pitched voice, it's not like I was intimidated
just wanted to get on with my workout
basically this
my mum was livid, she was like if we were black and had a big boombox going you wouldn't say anything kek
good word right
I was thinking about getting galaxy buds
maybe
no, but she does love a bit of conflict
Ahh it's whatever
hope you enjoyed the blog post
hard to be annoyed when you have a nice pump going
try this
>1/4 cup of strong coffee (two teaspoons)
>1 tea spoon of brown sugar
>mix
>add ice
>fill the rest of milk
kek
what did you use the logs for?

Been shut in working from home, just want to go have a shite BBQ with my mates down the beach, follow it up with a trip to the local
Got pissed on my own last night, wasn't really that interesting

Sounds better than mobile speakers if nothing else.

But yeah, should have just turned it up and ignored the wanker.

>listening to music on my phone

Didn't realise it was 2006 and you were on the bus to school.

>plebs leaving location tracking on
deserve it desu