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Hot girls man. I will never be cool. I will never be a teenager again. I will never do things right.

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BRRRRRRAP BRAP.
SKENG.

so am i wrong in saying you basically just dont want to participate in society?

*communist whore personality*

Would you rather join the RAF, Navy, or Army?

yes mate i took the ted pill long ago. Give it a listen, it makes a lot of sense.

youtu.be/n5ITyifcYy8

>MFW no qt DPRK Defector gf to watch porn with
She's too much of a qt lads, don't have yellow fever either.
youtube.com/watch?v=DyqUw0WYwoc

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How y'all doing this morning then?

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raf if i could then navy, the army is for mongs

Desi grills are peng often in my opinion.

> don't pay minimum wage to catering staff

Not a fan of this 2bh. Firstly because it's shitty for the staff. Secondly then I go to America and have to tip a bartender that leads me to signing a receipt and adding an extra couple quid to my bill after I've bought a round and it's just weird and awkward

>morning
fuck sake

"I don't want to contribute to the NHS"

Well aren't u the selfish CUNT

>raf if i could then navy, the army is for mongs
Army and Royal Marine are for hard lads tqbh.
RAF is for top shaggers.
Navy is for spackers.

I really want to watch a palming JOI but I can't be bothered to go downstairs and get the coconut oil
Gutted.

RAF by far, lot more job prospects and people treat you with more respect in and out of it.
The Navy are a bunch of fags that need to validate themselves by beating up uni students.
Army is just for peeps that don't really know what they want to do with their lives- not too shabby, but a fuck ton more banter and roasting.

I'm so depressed lads. I've made such a mess of life. I suppose I am lucky to be where I am. I guess I just wish I could be 15 again. Do everything

need to stay awake throughout hungover night
until at last i pass out from exhaustion for a few seconds
that makes me feel better almost right away
then i can sleep for a few minutes
then half an hour
then few hours at a time

It is morning user. It is Friday the 10th of April 2020
RAF. I've flown planes before. Ye

Well it is 00:43 as of posting. So yeah, morning.

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why do you embrace this when your whole life is given meaning by technology.

>The Navy are a bunch of fags that need to validate themselves by beating up uni students.
Where'd you get that impression lad?

the army is high test low IQ

Okay dokey. Oh shit that was worth money. Kill now. die idei die. you fukce up your life. you can't remember shit.killyourself you cunt now dei i hate myelfa nd want to disapperar.

you dont have to embrace an ideology full heartedly to the letter. Thats called being an ideologue mate. You can use the ideas of an ideology and apply them to your own life. ie restrict the use of unessecary technology when possible and be as independent of 'big' tech systems where you rely on an external government or company etc as much as possible and become a self sufficient person.

>I guess I just wish I could be 15 again.
wouldent you still be a fuck up because you would still be the same person? if you can turn your life around then you can do it now, what difference will it make if you are 15 again

I'm sure there is still something to salvage if life is really that bad. And everyone always feels like they want to be 15 again, you aren't alone there. Hell, I would take those years back in a heart beat- as I never learnt how to actually talk to people until I was 20.
But there is still time for everything, and this lcokdown should also show you how much time we have, and in this time we can fix ourselves with all this time to reflect on our life.

"I took the Ted pill"

Excellent, green anarchism is the way forward. Ted, however, is mentally ill. Does that mean sending letter bombs in the post to people is wrong? Probably.

Harsh reminder: Ted had gender identity issues. He was considering a sex change at one point in time.

>I guess I just wish I could be 15 again.
how old are you now?

anyone who talks about the armed forces on Yas Forums are a pathetic wannabe retards

>It is morning user. It is Friday the 10th of April 2020
>Well it is 00:43 as of posting. So yeah, morning.
sleep pattern = fucked

fuck the nhs. I have no elegance to it. I have no responsibility to look after the health of anybody but myself and my families and friend's health.

>literally paying for the wellbeing of strangers

why?

>what difference will it make if you are 15 again
Get to live those key teenage years again and build up skills and hobbies. I would ahve the confidence to get a gf.
Also, I get to do uni again and not fuck it up.

Maybe just bad experiences then. I go to uni in a port city, and whenever the Navy lads are in the area they tend to get drunk and pick fights with students in the clubs.

>tfw falling for my case worker

we've been calling each other every week but she is such a qt. she nervously laughs all the time and she's so easy to talk to. She's also genuinely kind and I don't feel worried about what she might think of me. I get that it's her job but fuck man, she is proper waifu material

imagine being a nigger paki

Seeth incel

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It isn't just for strangers. What happens if you get cancer? Or you break your leg falling down the stairs? It is for the good of the collective, and if you don't care about the collective, you are a worm and you should move to America

25 years old now lad. I am an old fuck. My brain has turned to shit.

l would purposely injure myself immediately

>Raf to shaggers

You on fucking glue lad. Theyre fucking retards. Your only a top lad in the Raf in your a pilot. Thats it.
Even the reg lads a fucking mincers

so youre basically just a libertarian who likes the asaociation of ted kazinskis name because you think it sounds cool.

>literally paying for the wellbeing of strangers
they also pay for you

>case worker
is this a job seekers or a criminal thing?

Whos this bloke

>anyone who talks about the armed forces on Yas Forums are a pathetic wannabe retards
No. Anyone who doesn't talk about the armed forces is a wannabe retard. I may wank to degenerate femdom and be a classic autistic beta with no social skills and a low intelligence, but damn I make great cannon fodder.

when you're 3 you'll think 'l wish l could be 2 again'

>Get to live those key teenage years again and build up skills and hobbies.
yeah, but if you are a fuck up now wouldn't you still be sat in your room doing fuck all? if anything it will be harder because you will be surrounded by a bunch of kids that will find you extremely strange and out of touch.

kind of criminal. I have to see a drug counselor as part of my court order. If I don't I go to prison

>when you're 30 you'll think 'l wish l could be 25 again'
ffs

>yeah, but if you are a fuck up now wouldn't you still be sat in your room doing fuck all? if anything it will be harder because you will be surrounded by a bunch of kids that will find you extremely strange and out of touch.
I have a job lined up after this corona bullshit. I am thinking about alternate careers though.

Lad who tried joining up and failed detected.
You fucking weakling

It is Friday but it's not morning yet you daft lads

> a pathetic wannabe retards
Whos the retard now lad

>but damn I make great cannon fodder.
can i intrest you in a career in the astra militarum

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>yeah, but if you are a fuck up now wouldn't you still be sat in your room doing fuck all? if anything it will be harder because you will be surrounded by a bunch of kids that will find you extremely strange and out of touch.
Also, I got 10A*s at GCSE and A*AAA at level. I just never kissed or fucked a girl at sixth form (big regret). I got into Durham and then proceeded to fuck everything up in my life ages 18-25.

>25 years old now lad. I am an old fuck
25 is young you soft sod. old is like 40-50.

Ted actually set the bombs off as a way to get his manifesto read. He actually mentions it in the manifesto and mentions that you would not be reading it or would have even heard of his political worldview if he hadnt done it. Also its called anarcho primitivism. The wellbeing of the earth is secondary to the wellbeing of the individual, although it is important.

no becuse a libetarian has absolutely no restriction of technology as a part of their worldview. Just because two politicial ideologies have overlaps doesnt mean that they are the same you brainlet.

but i can pay for me

>just do whats good for the collective bro!
>the collective is all that matters!

I am 26 years old, pretty much dead already lads, ask an old person anything.

You got 3 As and an A* and you went to Durham?

how have you fucked your life up? sounds like you are doing alright

How can I kill myself without hurting my family?

this desu there's no such thing as a society just me and mine

>A* at A level

hello underaged poster

With a noose I'd imagine

>but i can pay for me
you can right now but you have no idea what the future holds

Primitivism comes under green anarchism. Ted's on some real shit, but he's mentally ill. He's not the idol that is needed. Greta is a better figurehead than Ted.

>Be me
>Get A*AAA at A levels and get into Durham
>Be an autistic virgin from working class school in south wales
>Durham is full of really smart posh people who are uber confident and experienced. I am none of these things.
>Start to go a bit weird
>Isolate myself and keep talking to myself. stop eating.
>Parents force me to come home against my will and take me to doc
>GP says my weight is so low that if I was a girl my period would have stopped.
>Spend a year doing manual work
>Get into some uni back home with parents.
>Have lost the mood for studying
>Manage to pull a 2:1 in final year from mediocre uni.

Lucky to be where i am right now tbqh.

The time is 1am in the morning. Silly chap.

I'm 25 years old now lad. A*s are not a new thing what you on about? I finished A-levels 2013.

I'm not doubting you, I don't really give enough of a fuck, but why did you go to Durham with those grades? A mate of mine did CS at Oxford and he got A* AA

>I'm not doubting you, I don't really give enough of a fuck, but why did you go to Durham with those grades? A mate of mine did CS at Oxford and he got A* AA
Most of the people I met at Durham got higher grades. A*A*A* that sort of thing.
I applied for Cambridge but I fucked up the interview. The questions were hard/didn't prepare well enough/ the maths entrance exam was extremely difficult.

boris is dead

>Greta is a better figurehead than Ted.

lmao no. Ted goes in to such detail about how we are already lost in terms of the loss of freedom due to technology and how it is always used as a tool the irreversable effects that the industrial revolution has had on society as a whole and how those changes have made the average person less happy and fufilled.

Greta aligns more with your standard eco friendly hippy who thinks that global warming is the only issue at hand and that it can be FIXED with technology (which it cant because the problem is at a fundemental societal level) and that we can all just use solar panels and eat bugs to fix it. She doesnt understand that the problem is systemic and stems back to the industrual revolution and even agraculture and that technology as a whole creates huge complex systems that change the way that the average person lives their lives.

When I started sixth form in 2009 that was the year they introduced A*s at A-Level. How old are you?

dead fit x aha

sounds like you are doing alright. actually fucking up your life is becoming a smackhead, being in your 20s with no qualifications etc.

ngl that made me laff nice one lad

is always used as a tool to supress freedom either passively or actively*

Good examples are roads/cars (passive) and the use of surveilance (active)

roads/cars because they fundamentally change the way cities and settlements are built and make it impossible to live a normal life without being reliant on techology (a car) and a tech supported system (government, big companies) as things are built so much more spaced out.

that wasn't a declaration but a threat - I will kill Boris Johnson in Minecraft

That's right dead serious about beating this coronavirus

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>pretty much dead already

why's that my good mate.

>that pic
fuckin nostalga

Does anybody else like to lick all the flavour off a pringle before eating the spitty crisp? Love it I do