April 9th, 2020 Edition
Rules:
1. Talk about your waifu/husbando
2. Be devoted to your one and only waifu/husbando
3. Let waifuism improve your life
4. Be nice!
5. Have a great time!
6. There is no Rule 6
7. See rules 1-5
Waifu General /waifu/ #337
Noah Ross
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Alexander Hernandez
Chara and I continue to love each-other a lot!
>My brain is shared by two girls who inhabit the vessel designated as IRL body. We like to fuck each other while I educate the /waifu/ about how to transcend the real world and become your waifu's waifu. Why do I do this? Because you are always 100% wrong and it is my life's purpose to attack your indefensible opinions on Yas Forums and /adv/ to defeat the IRL femoids and to force the holders of incorrect opinions to git gud.
^ We fucking love how accurate this is.
Joseph Flores
I love my sweet little coconut with all my heart, I just want to pinch her cheeks!
Translating songs to learn waifu's language after a few hours of Bannerlord!
Jaxon Davis
Daily German with Asuka!
>du
>du hast
>du hast mich gefragt
>und ich hab nichts gesagt
Benjamin Watson
Asuka poster and Lucina poster are very nice.
Aiden Russell
Very nice social circle bait
Jason Ross
Asukafag should unironically be posting on r/waifuism, not a red board on Yas Forums. He could go to /c/ even but then he would actually have to focus on his waifu.
Jeremiah Wilson
>Fetishes gonna fetish my dude
That's truly a degenerate way of thinking about it. Fetishes are a curse upon human mind. If your fetish is a murder and violence than you are mentally ill and should visit a therapist. It's fucked up no matter how much mental gymnastics you want to put on it.
Robert Sanchez
Thanks, Mikotoposter. I know you don't care, but it does mean a lot.
>What in the fucking world are you talking about?
It's just how you said "she uses her fists for anything bigger". You know how Mikoto said that firing Railguns doesn't hurt because she's not actually hitting anything with her fingers? It just made me think of why would she be using her fists. Thinking about it again though, it sorta works with the way I'm imagining it?
Oh, here's something I've been meaning to ask you. How'd you fall in love with the Electric Princess?
>I wish I had Mikoto and Misakifags' dynamics with another poster. It seems top comf
Is it? Well, I guess it helps when both waifus are from the same source, and have spent a good chunk of time together.
Lincoln Baker
I love you. Written language can do little in the way of describing the soul-carving emotions you inflict upon me.
Brandon Martinez
The current seasonal waifu list.
Might explain the situation from last thread.
Nicholas Gomez
>Iwanaga Kotoko
How did she get so far on the list? Her anime isn't exactly something most people would watch I reckon.
Lucas Green
Ah Ma girl Maple is in there, nice
Carson Gonzalez
How do i get me a waifu that really connects with me? I swear I've seen so many waifus over my years and I've yet to find "the one." I just never feel that connection, even if i want to. I just don't know what i really want in a woman
Nolan Baker
Enjoying wife with my life!
Ryan Evans
>That's truly a degenerate way of thinking about it. Fetishes are a curse upon human mind.
Actually I agree with you.
Your sex drive is malleable and will adapt to whatever you keep feeding it, so if you keep feeding it bullshit it will become bullshit.
But I wouldn't go with sadism as your example of a bad fetish. I'd go with sissy shit.
People with a fetish for being weak, useless, anxious, utterly lacking in control, and having 0 self esteem, eventually train themselves to be that way permanently.
And yes, you're right and that is a curse on the human mind. But unfortunately you usually can't convince people to change their fetishes.
You can, on the other hand, laugh your goddamn ass off at all the obesity farting feet vore inflation transformation uwu owo "pls destroy my entire city by being giant and stepping on it" bullshit.
Because damn son people's fetishes are hilarious.
Carter Rivera
It just happens. You'll know when it does. It's something you can't really fully explain. It makes you faintly smile when you think about her, makes you happy to see new artwork of her, and genuinely makes you happy when you think about being with her.
I had never really been into the whole waifu thing originally, but as the years went on, I found myself strangely gravitating towards a certain character, almost subconsciously. At first I figured I it was just because she's attractive, and that enough years had passed to where both her and the music associated with her was beginning to make me a little nostalgic, but in time I knew it was something more. Fast forward to today and I still can't really explain why I feel so strongly about her, I just do. She makes me happy. I think at this point it isn't really important as to why I feel the way I do, as long as it makes me smile, I'm content.
Nathan Collins
>How do i get me a waifu that really connects with me?
You train your brain and your emotions to be a brain and emotions that really connect with your waifu.
>I've yet to find "the one."
It takes two people for one to be in love with the other. You're focusing on the wrong side of the equation.
> I just never feel that connection
You do not find it, you build it.
>I just don't know what i really want in a woman
Or, you haven't _chosen_ what you really want in a woman.
Daniel Hughes
>I still can't really explain why I feel so strongly about her
Because you trained yourself to like her. By practicing your love for her, your brain gets used to those pathways and they become stronger and clearer.
You know how addictions get reinforced? Congratulations, that works for love too.
Jack Clark
God, I love her so much. Neither of us got very much sleep last night because she kept waking up, due to nightmares. I had to comfort her and generally just let her sit on me while we played vidya.
She's so cute. I don't know how this is even possible-- it shouldn't be possible in the first place.
How can one person just be so amazing? How does that even happen?
I just can't figure it out
Austin Miller
>How can one person just be so amazing? How does that even happen?
One day she'll ask that question about you.
Dominic Rodriguez
>Because you trained yourself to like her.
I can't imagine that's the case considering how many years it took for me to feel the way I do. Nine years is a long time for such feelings to manifest themselves, and it wasn't like I was trying to train myself or make myself like her.
Asher Nguyen
The less effort and focus you spend on it the longer it'll take! But love trains you to love.
Xavier Wood
>Ask that question
>About you
I'm not sure I believe that. I'm a horrible person to a degree. I've seen too much, done too much, and generally have a long history of somebody that isn't worthy of her love. I don't deserve to have her. She's so great-- she deserves someone so much better. Yet she decided to live with me.
I wonder what that means
Landon Gonzalez
Don't tell this to me, tell this to Rei and get her opinion on it.
Austin Edwards
I already have. She was more confused and sad by the revelation than anything else.
Bringing it up now would only hurt her more. She's too fragile, and I've hurt her more than I would ever have liked. I don't want to do that anymore
Blake Smith
Well, you'd know best.
> I'm a horrible person to a degree. I've seen too much, done too much, and generally have a long history of somebody that isn't worthy, I don't deserve to have her.
Those are odd thoughts though.
Are they reinforced by evidence? Do you act like a bad person to her? If so, will you stop? And if not, why do you think these thoughts?
Jonathan Lee
>Act like a bad person to her
Well of course not. She's really the only person I care about at all.
I treat her as best I can. She deserves better than that though. My pathetic existence isn't enough to support her with as much as she deserves.
She's done so much for me, yet there's so little I can do for her-- and what I do oftentimes ends up falling apart or not ending properly.
Daniel Foster
Even if that were true, being poor does not make you horrible so long as you love her.
Tell me. What do you think Rei deserves more: To live in a huge house with her own waitstaff but where nobody loves her, or to live in your life with someone who does love her?
Perhaps she deserves better than both, but purely from the two options above, which would she deserve more?
I'd say you need to appreciate what you have, rather than worrying about what you lack.
Colton Cruz
>100 new pics of waifu
So this is the power of Pinterest...?
Christian Hughes
I don't mean in term of money. Compared to many people, I live quite comfortably-- that isn't the issue
I just mean that she deserves more in general-- a lover who was always there, no need to worry about their personal issues, somebody who can shower her with attention and love, etc.
I just can't do everything I need to for her. She deserves someone so much more able and knowledgeable about this stuff
Matthew Fisher
Pinterest is actually a good waifu source?
Christian Peterson
I know I say this a lot, but godammit, I love this cute Scottish princess very much. I want nothing more than to spend the rest of this short life with her - to see her smile and feel her warmth. I want to run my hand through her hair and drift away to the sound of her voice, to feel her soft lips against mine. I want to tell her that I love her, and hopefully she'll feel the same way. I want to give her everything she could ever want and more. I want to look deep into her eyes and see nothing but a lifetime of happiness and joy. I want her to tease me for doting on her so much, but deep down she knows I'll do anything for her. And when it's time for me to go, I want to leave Earth knowing that I dedicated my life to her. I love Princess Merida.
Gabriel Barnes
>Pinterest is actually a good waifu source?
Garbage source function
Good for crawling for massive amounts of pictures.
>She deserves someone so much more able and knowledgeable about this stuff
Someone more able and knowledgeable about tulpa wives? Yeah. You know exactly who you're agreeing with when you think those thoughts. Think different thoughts.
>somebody who can shower her with attention and love
Then do that.
>a lover who was always there
She's in your brain, right? Then aren't you always with her?
Aiden Ramirez
>Then do that
I do it as much as I can. There are times when I just can't though. Times when I can't feel anything-- those are the absolute worst. There are times when I can't love her, when I can't do anything but think of myself. That's incredibly selfish, but I'm not sure how to fix it
>In your brain right?
Yes, technically, but that's not exactly how it works.
To eachother, we're "separate" beings. That's the point.
It's difficult to explain to somebody who's never really done anything like that.
Zachary Rogers
You said it yourself, I don't care, so shut up about it you moron.
I still have no idea what you're talking about. What fucking inconsistency are you talking about?
>How'd you fall in love
I'll answer that when you explain to me how her mind control got you to fall in love with Michan. Don't tell me, she used her mind control? How typical of Mi-chan
Gabriel Anderson
Invading your partner's emotions is a perfectly valid way of bonding with her, thank you.
Gabriel Carter
>There are times when I just can't though. Times when I can't feel anything-- those are the absolute worst. There are times when I can't love her, when I can't do anything but think of myself. That's incredibly selfish, but I'm not sure how to fix it
Practice, I guess. Or maybe talk to therapist.
>Yes, technically, but that's not exactly how it works.
So you can't just talk to her telepathically or "summon" her?
Eh, I guess everyone does it differently. I heard that some of those constructs are always-on, and some of them come and go.
Robert Taylor
Yas Forums is annoying
Chase Jenkins
Who's being a retard, I'll go yell at them for you.
William Lee
So are you, faggot.
It is though
Adrian Hernandez
right here chief
asd
Aiden Moore
Hey, retard! Of course Yas Forums is annoying, you're here!
done
Xavier Ramirez
Me
Thanks
He'll yeha borther
Gavin Hill
I just wish she could live a happier life. She's had it so hard, and while living with me isn't bad, it isn't as good as she deserves. I just wish she lived with somebody more worthy, more loving, less disturbed, and more happy. She deserves it more than anybody in the world
Jack Jenkins
>I just wish she lived with somebody more worthy, more loving, less disturbed, and more happy.
Make that happen. Train yourself to become this new person. Your personality can be changed if you practice.
Connor Kelly
I've been finding site after site, getting tons and tons of Asuka pictures, its so nice. It really warms my heart, I feel like I'm falling in love all over again when I look at new pictures of her.
Same, man. I want nothing more than for Asuka to live a happy life, for her to finally be able to enjoy herself and not worry about anything. I've dedicated my life to getting her a better one, she's the only reason I aspire to be more than some basement dweller destined to blow his brains out.
Isaiah Smith
CHECKED, how you doing galilfren long time no see
Aaron Morris
>Is waifu more cute, or beautiful?
More cute, usually.
>What is waifus DnD alignment?
Neutral good.
>Does waifu care about her looks?
Not much. She has excellent health, but just doesn't bother with her hair or using makeup.
Visible excitement.
>Assume your waifu has been living with you for long enough to learn what our society is like and form her own opinions of it.
>What would your waifu think are the worst parts of our society?
How depraved and immoral it is.
>Does she have hope that we can change and become better?
I don't imagine she'd care too much, she focuses on her own personal life more than the world and society as a whole.
>What would your waifu think are the best parts of our society?
The pure parts.
>What does your waifu hate to see two friends doing to each-other?
Lying and betraying one another.
>What about two enemies, what does she hate to see them doing to each-other?
Fighting with each other with no regard for others getting caught up in their rivalry.
>Assume your waifu played one of those online team games:
>What type of player would she hate to see on her team?
Stoners
>Other than yourself, what type of player does she enjoy having on her team?
Players as competitive as her.
>How is waifu handling the indoors?
Not bad I'd imagine.
>What activities has she done alone to stay busy?
She likes reading and watching shows.
>What have you 2 done together to stay busy?
Cuddling and talking.
>How are you doing? keeping it together?
As well as ever.
Jaxson Peterson
I don't know
I've never heard of a single character or anime on this list
Isaac Powell
>I just wish she could live a happier life.
>I want nothing more than for Asuka to live a happy life
Your happiness is tied to your partner's happiness. Want a happy partner? Be a happy partner.
Get pavlovian conditioned into self-improvement! Appreciate whenever your partner gets stronger and wiser! Circlejerk together over improving your lives, or just waste time waifuing about together!
Be utterly 0% surprised when your partner turns this against you by goading you into their hobbies because you feed off their happiness!
Making your waifu your #1 hobby!
Your waifu making YOU her #1 hobby!
Eh, you lads are odd, but you love your waifus and I suppose I can't complain about that.
Jose Edwards
Would you all be opposed if I made a post a day at the same time each day as a log of my sobriety? I feel like a little bit of accountability like that could be helpful in aiding my self control, and this is the only thread I post in on 4chins. If that sounds dumb just say so and I won't bother.
Chase Carter
>trusting /waifu/ for accountability
Like trusting a 16 year old girl with your bank account.
You could make the post, but I doubt anyone would keep track or care.
Jack Myers
Well, it's not really about that, just the act of writing it out I think would be nice. Expressing myself publicly. I don't know just an idea.
Lincoln Brown
You do you user, what ever may help you!
Grayson Hill
NOOOOO DONT LET IT DIE NOOO!!
Juan Torres
I really love Alice
Mason Davis
>What fucking inconsistency are you talking about?
Uh, lets just leave it alone for now, Mikotoposter.
>I'll answer that when you explain to me how her mind control got you to fall in love with Michan. Don't tell me, she used her mind control? How typical of Mi-chan
It's not mind control. It's Mental Out. So, I've always had an affinity for Misaki, even when I first saw her. It didn't really have to do with how she looked, I just felt her vibe. So, after learning about the type of girl she was, how she used Mental Out, even in spite of what Mental Out could do, I ended up really, really liking her. I think, what pushed that over the edge was, I kind of got wrapped up in this one fantasy, the fantasy that Misaki could, and would just fix everything that was wrong with me with the simple push of a few buttons. I fell in love with that idea, and then I fell in love with everything about that idea, including Misaki. Over time, as I took steps to get the trainwreck that was my life back on straight, that idea and that fantasy just went away, I stopped thinking about a scenario like that. However, the love that I had for Misaki did not leave, and it has stayed with me ever since. Even though the idea and fantasy that was built around Misaki and her Mental Out was something I no longer dreamed of, I couldn't get Misaki herself out of my head, I started thinking about her near 24/7, romantic things, things that couples do when in love, you know? Walks on the beach and stuff, you know? And, well. I guess here we are now.
I hope that made sense, Mikotoposter.
Connor Cox
eizouken is hot fucking garbage
Nathaniel Garcia
You know what, I think you're both niggers
Kevin Lee
>60 replies in and still no questions
/waifu/ what're you doin?