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>keep trying to tidy my room because I've got nothing to do.
>keep stopping because I realise how much shit I've got
I think I've done a single drawer now and that's it

It was like 900 the other day wasn't it... What do you think all these deaths will affect most house prices, job market or something else entirely?

I'm going to need to hire a skip to do mine desu. Might just wait till I move out again.

I forgot to post this earlier but my Vera Lynn coin arrived today

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I'm not that bad but we had to do 8 skips when we cleared out my granddad's stuff. Just worried about getting to that level so I'm trying to nip it in the bud.

Hoping both lad. Old people have fucked this world and they need to be dead

Do you have rubbish everywhere or is it just disorganised? just get some bin bags and chuck fucking everything into them, then tidy what's left.

I think (hope) I'm exaggerating but it is beyond the point I can motivate myself to start.

I've had a triple g&t already. Just made a quad to finish off my gin.
Don't finish work til 17:15.
Who else getting pissed today?

It's a bit of both. I've got jars of old salsa and half empty tinnies in one corner with a big box filled with all the paper I've sorted out already.
Then I've got all the shit I never use but hand onto for some reason thinking it will be useful when it won't be.

I've got people to talk to at the moment, which is unusual, but they never start a conversation with me. Would be nice occasionally. At least they reply though, that's better than it's been in the past.

>tfw no Quasimodo faced jellyfish gf

Fittie McHot on tipping point right now lads

887 dead yesterday apparently lads

>tfw you own hardly any possessions so your room is always tidy, the only thing you have to do is make your bed and it's maximum comfy

pure fucking bliss, right up there with having a buzzcut and small beard, 0 effort required ever

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Nothing better than an icy cold shower after being out in the sun on the hammock
Might crack open a cider which went out of date at the end of march, probably still fine though right?

Wish I could achieve this level. It's my current aim. I have everything I own in this room and it fucking sucks

>>tfw you own hardly any possessions
I want to get back there. Used to fit everything I personally own in the back of the Fiesta. Been stuck here too long I think.

My room and drawers are full of my mums clothes. Can't fit my few amounts of clothing in there

honestly lad just throw EVERYTHING out, start from scratch, obviously keep your computer and any electronics, bed, desk etc but everything else can go, gotta be really brutal with what you throw out

Just put the telly on to see if you were telling the truth and I have to say I disagree

love the minimalist life
so many other people say they do as well and then buy loads of shit
my ex was always having parcels delivered and bringing in shit, then complained about clutter

>Might crack open a cider which went out of date at the end of march, probably still fine though right?
Sometimes you lads embarrass me

Reporting in I'm on g&t as well, just don't have much t left, got whiskey and some thatchers haze too, I don't mind cider once in a while.

My room used to be a pig sty as well, nowhere to stand, nowhere to put anything down, hardly any clothes to wear, some of my socks could stand up by themselves, just chuck into bags lad and keep on top of it.

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hmmm

tsgjg

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Wish I could but I've got a stack of books I love and bunch of physical games. Plus a bunch of reference sheets and books I need for my job.

Fitter than nubs?

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you wouldn't say no though lets be real

she's out now anyway, i've never seen a fittie win on a gameshow, funny that aint it.

gross. this upscaled version is even worse

what's wrong with her?
it's clear she has a condition but what is it?

curb, family guy, schitts creek

theyre all shit programs for americunt dumbfucks

What's that supposed to mean then big man?

We could do with some rain that way I could pick my rhubarb

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Dios Mio...la criatura que sostiene las medusas

Might post a cum tribute for our nubs

hope SOME of YOU are CLAPPING for our KEY workers TONIGHT at 8PM!!!!!!

Hey, Apu, don't make it bad
Find a sad frog and make him better
Remember to let him into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey Apu don't be afraid
You were made to go help the Seether
Don't let him get under your skin
Then you begin to make it better

And anytime there's wizza pain,
Hey, Apu, abstain
Don't carry pizza upon your shoulders
For well you know you little fool
Who plays it cool
By making his world a little womfy

Hey, Apu, don't let us down
WIzzas cooked, now go and get it
Wash your little hands before you start
Then you can start to make it better

So let it out of the big oven
Hey, Apu, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you,
Hey, fren, you'll do
The movement you need is on your shoulder

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What the fuck am I supposed to do with old pay stubs? I've got ones from 4 years ago

Unpopular opinion: the thread trannies are better looking than nubs

would love to see the state of some of you lads banging on about nubs

burn them la

digitise them then throw them out. mind i only keep 6 months worth digitised at a time

unpopular fact

To the lad who is cleaning his room, you could get some storage boxes for your books and other stuff and stack them on top of eachother, I did that to save space.

I know right I'd throw her a bone or twa lol

the lads here are quite good looking
even poleaboo used to be a chad

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>12:43
FOY (lockdown edition)

all things considered? given the choice between nubs and moni? i would choose moni.

>brother, who works in a shitty call centre has been furloughed
>myself, who works in a museum because my passion is history gets nothing
Is there any better example that the state of employment in this world serves nothing but the corporate machine?

You do realise their editing her picture?
T. I dm nubs; I know what she looks like

>round egg shaped jaw

is this the power of generational inbreeding?

That's it. I have to be truthful to myself and the thread.

I'd rather shag Poley than nubs.

i am confident i am better looking than nubs, but thats no reason to make fun of her appearance

That nubs pic looks edited, dessers.

Pretty grim you'd want to acquaint yourself with a paedophile and sex pest with personal hygiene problems.

don't forget to clap at 8pm for Thatcher's untimely death. Untimely because it came far too late

you havent even got anything of her to cum over la

nah we make fun of her appearance because she claimed to be attractive

Saved from when it was first posted and upscaled it. Do it yourself and get the same results.

I-its edited!!

Absolute state of nubs orbiters cope. I bet that brainlet 10 stone lifter is one of them