Tfw no nice person who would buy me a dakimakura

>tfw no nice person who would buy me a dakimakura
Heloo dakimakurasu are comfy. Do you have one user?

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no id be embarrassing if my parents saw

Why won't you just buy one for yourself? Are you that poor?

I think having it would be nice but I still live with parents

no, but i want one, donno where to get the actual pillow though

what character do you guys have?

My normie "friens" are planning to buy me one as my birthday present for the lols.

I feel like a cuck.

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Dakis are nice

I wouldn't care if my mom saw. She thinks bad of me anyway.
I don't have monies. Why care about what your parents think of it?
I would get a ichigo or rikka one bc mei misaki ones are ugly. You can even buy them on amazon.
Based frens.
Ya.

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They're really comfy for your neck, but if you ever gonna have a gf, you'll might have tendencies to lock her with your legs, because of dakis. Downside is that if you ever gonna have one, you'll start to think that they're watching you and judging you for your degenerate things you do in general.

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>you'll start to think that they're watching you and judging you for your degenerate things you do in general.
This is one of my fears but its not like I coom frequently anymore, no more than once a month. Just want something to cuddle with idk.

How can that be based when they're just gonna buy one to make fun of me.

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Stop being faggots would you

Well in that case, it's just comfy for your neck and overall it feels nice. You'll probably have a boner at the start when you're hugging though. Don't forget to clean it time to time as well.

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why not findom people online to get the money?

Dakis sound so comfy I want one ahhh. I would hugu her so much. I'm not a degen so it's oke desu.
Cuddling is so much nicer than to cumu.
See it as a free saki desu. Tell them which one you want.
No u.
It's difficult to find someone for that but it would nice to have one.

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Stop watching anime. It's making you unlikable.

Got one for cheap at a local weeb store that was closing, its pretty nice

I wasn't saying that I was doing that on daki, I would feel so disgusted about myself. Try to work on retail or on more easier job like janitor and get yourself one.

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>Stop watching anime
>Saying that on Yas Forums in Yas Forums
Just leave.

>It's difficult to find someone for that but it would nice to have one.
you should go to /beta/

They won't let me choose, they want to get me a trap character.

Like I said, they'll buy me one to make fun of me.

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No u.
Hmm I would rather get a more expensive one but with really nice material.
I'm too mentally ill to work rn desu. I just got released from psych ward on last week monday.
It's more difficult than you think. Findomming someone would be the dream.

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>Claims to not be a degenerate
>Wants a chinese cartoon pillow
Pick one

>they want to get me a trap character.
Ask for Hideri

It's not too late. Just delete your anime reaction folder. It's woman repellent.
Just make small changes and you can be saved.

The cheap one i got was marked down from 200 to 50 cos noone wanted to buy a daki

You can't go wrong with Astolfo.

Based frens. Anime traps are qt.
No u.
Hmm enough females asked me out so it's oke.
Oh which person is on the daki?
Astolfo is qt desu.

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People here are really desperate for (you)s, huh?

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Why are they so expensive btw? Its literally nothing more than a big pillow with a cover, has the free market failed us?

It's because the people who make them know that weebs are retarded trash that are willing to drop literally any amount of money for chinese cartoon merch

Hmmm?
People would probably buy them even if they were more expensive. That's why they are so expensive.

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>I'm too mentally ill to work rn
Fair enough, but when I was working as a janitor all I did was listening to music and cleaning, no one had to talk with me, the only problem I had that after a while I had to teach new workers how to work. I guess there's no way for you to work anyway, because of quarantine as well.
What mental illness you got though if it's not a secret, fren?

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I don't believe you. These females you're talking to on Discord from here are actually trannies.

I just laugh at normalfags here, that are seething about anime, while being in anime image board. Hypocrisy at its' best.

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hi bigu, go away now please

Here is my psych ward report translated desu. Corona also fugud me in getting neetbuxx like I Wil get it weeks later now.
I meant irl and not discord desu.
Ya anime is nice.
W-Why?

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Oh yeah, I saw your thread few days ago? I didn't read it all, if you're not lazy, could you describe your condition in tl;dr?

you know exactly why

he likes it when people "cutu" themselves

Trough tests I have severe diagnosis but psychs think it's just moderate bc of my age which is so retarded like I didnt do anything while other people who were so active and socialized so much and had so much fun got severe diagnosis just bc of ags, eeh schizoid personality disorder, psychosis when I was 13-17 but it went fully away(which happens very rarely that's why psychs thought I'm schizo at first) and 131 iq. It says some bullshit though like I never cooked with other patients and I never said I wanted to learn how to use monies bc I know how to.

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Oh. Well I hope, he has realised how cringe it is, r-right?

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no, he makes multiple threads each day talking about how he loves it when people scratch "bigu" in their arm

>you know exactly why
No.
Eeeeeeeeh.
That's not scratching desu scratching doesn't cause blood.

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everyone tells you the same thing every time, you know why

and yea scratching can cause a little bit of blood you papered faggot

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>everyone tells you the same thing every time, you know why
No I don't know. And scratches =/= cutsu.

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it must be nice to be this stupid

What is it you actually like about people cutting your name into themselves, is it how it looks, the attention?

ittu maku me fellu wurm in my chestu, ittu is ukay my shrinku saysu ittu is guud

My psych ward report says I have very high intelligence, baka.
It causes a very nice feeling in my chestu idk why.

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Im not knocking it, but what kind of shrink supports self harm?

iq doesnt make you smart retard
also
>he only has a 131 iq

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buttu ittu is not my selfharmu, ittu is makeu others harmu

She said it's morally wrong and I should do different things instead but it's oke.
I scored 131 with having cognitive impairment which is reversible, baka. This means I can score much higher without it. And I was always the best in everything in school, people accused me of learning all the time in secret etc even though I skipped almost everyday and did nothing for school.

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>literally avoiding the point
yea thats some high iq tier brain action going on right there

Having high IQ doesn't grant you permission to hurt other people, not to mention for narcissistic intentions.

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no stfu his shrink said it was fine to make other people hurt themselves, he has a massive fucking brain, huge intelligence

Hmmm?
I'm n-not a narcissist. I got tested for personality disorders desu.

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Morality is subjective y'know?

Point still stands. You can't hurt others, because of having high IQ. If you can't wrap your head around this idea, maybe IQ test you were doing was false after all.

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Ya but why care about it?
I didn't say I do it bc of iq.

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literally avoiding the points again
i think your intelligence score lacks a decimal point in one of the two first spots

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Are you schizo? I don't understand desu.

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no, ive had it tested multiple times and always had the tests be negative

>he has a big iq of 131 but doesnt understand what a decimal point is
ill be generous and say its actually 13.1

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Why I even bothered, guess you're a lost cause. A shame though, thought you're pretty decent person while talking about dakis. I hope you'll finally stop what you're doing some day.

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>ive had it tested multiple times and always had the tests be negative
I doubt that desu bc getting tested for it multiple times means psychs always thought you might have it.
Can you pls explain me why it's bad maybe I will understand and it could helpu me.

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>I doubt that desu bc getting tested for it multiple times means psychs always thought you might have it.
we have protocols here that dictate that if you are moved from one part of the psychiatry to another they have to test you again
so nice false accusation

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Hmm but why did they test you for schizophrenia? I know that they only do it when they think you might have it so nice cope desu.

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its literally part of the protocol. ever seen a dmc
keep trying though. youve never been though a personality questionnaire