Thread for Midwest anons and their feels. Find a gf yet, anons? We'll make it someday...right?
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Ryder Bailey
Daniel Anderson
Smoke weed and pray to Jesus
Thomas Ortiz
I had sex for the first time lads, was with a fat girl but she was pretty nice and comfy. Got too sweaty unfortunately but overall 8/10
Carter Reed
gYssCA9
Aiden Murphy
Hoosier bot reporting in. No GF as of yet, but I'm mostly over such feelings.
Before all this virus stuff started I was thinking of moving out west just to get away from this place. Nothing wrong with it exactly, but I kinda just want to be in a place no one knows me at all. Depending on what the fallout is like when things start calming down will decide it for me I think.
Ian Scott
glad to hear user, I'm proud of you.
Daniel Hughes
Does any anons live in Ohio?
John Garcia
Why are there always so many ohio bots?
Nicholas Ramirez
too fucking many. this one faggot richard I know lives in ohio, you can find him and others in the shitcord link posted above.
homosexx
Elijah Wood
Any NoMich bots? Yoopers need not apply
Henry Jackson
Milwaukee here, why the fuck did it get hot so fast
Tyler Hill
where the FUCK are all hte god damn minnesota bots
i swear to fuck im like 1 of 3 people on here from minnesota
Jacob Wood
I haven't met many bots from ohio
but yes, me. How's it holding up user?
Connor Harris
Join the server ohiobot
Dominic Moore
More cushion for the pushin is always a plus. Congrats user
Carter Robinson
serves scare me because im bad at talking to multiple people at once but i might try it
Im at work because im an essential worker apparently. how are you?
Eli Sanders
almost shit myself after waking up bros
when will it end
also michigan
Charles Morgan
don't worry user, richard doesn't have anyone to talk to and would be glad to be able to have some 1 on 1 time with you
Juan Reed
IBS aka the original poo poo syndrome?
Nathan Torres
217 Illinois reporting. What's up everyone
Jaxon Cox
no man you know when you eat mcds for like 2 months straight, you basically start having like this mucus in your stool man shits fucked, but tbf you can feel it a mile away,
Chase Campbell
I'm doing good. How long til the shift ends?
Lincoln Wright
WHERE are the minnesota bots, REVEAL YOURSELVES IMMEDIATELY
Robert Johnson
That's a fucking feel, user. the image I mean.
Christian Garcia
Michigan as fuck
I love this rain we're getting. Got the window open and feeling comfy. I should read a book.
Mason Fisher
937 CHADS WHERE YOU AT
Camden Williams
Who the fuck lives in dayton. Thanks for the image though user, I like it
Landon Ramirez
who the FUCK lives in peoria? I've yet to find one
Isaiah Nguyen
I live south of Peoria if that helps
Levi Edwards
I feel so intimidated by Midwest robots. I just picture a bunch of 6ft + Nordic looking blonde guys while I'm just a short swarthy white English east coast type
Angel Sullivan
how far south? near springfield? or farther? or closer?
I'm an irish german mutt who's only 5'11 :(
Brayden Long
Farther. I'm South of Decatur
Landon Flores
>only
You're 4 inches above average. Be grateful. I'm 5'8 but even I don't have it as bad as the
Christopher Flores
The average for """"White"""" men is more around 5'9-5'10, user.
Cooper Green
Still, you're taller than the average American height for all races (5'7"). Even among whiteys you're still taller than >50% of all American white men.
Angel Smith
im 5'10 from minnesota but i am blue hair blue eyes
Carson Baker
I'm outside STL and since my car broke down I lost my job and gf now I'm stuck here with my disabled mom and bitch of a sister.
Henry Thomas
Montanafag here, can I post here or nah?
Bentley Myers
oof thats rough. Where are you in the metro east?
Hudson Turner
That's me but i'm not blond.
Gavin Rivera
I live in Waukesha WI I want to move further into the central farmland area and start a subsistence farm to finally start a wholesome family.
What should I grow and what kind of daughter should I adopt?
Henry Hall
potaotes. don't adopt., please
Leo Howard
It's ok I have good intentions
Also potatoes are cheap as fuck, I have bills to pay
Jordan Sanchez
Does Nebraska count as midwest? Might I join my fellow landlocked anons in this fine thread?
Bentley Edwards
Nope. You're West
Nathan Robinson
Yeah Nebraska is quintessential midwest
Jacob Butler
How many different regions are there in the US?
Landon Barnes
What's this shit? Where my cascadia niggas at?
Jaxson Ward
You may. What's it like being a cornhusker?
Pic related
Luis Rodriguez
NGL; I find the midwest incredibly appealing to me. It's so dirt fucking cheap - so that I won't have to deal with normalfag room mates who'd either be d-bags, SJWs or psychos who's skin me alive and have all of my space to my own. Also; daywalks/nightwalks on the field are mega comfy. I don't even like or enjoy being around people at all. I'd rather rent out a cute little house, pirate shit, stay on NEETbux and binge play/read/watch/listen to everything in my datahoarding archive. I'd possibly even consider getting into waifuism out on the prairie as well.
Might consider pulling a full on Ted Kaczynski eventually senpai.
Benjamin Ramirez
I don't think Oklahoma is south
William Walker
It's certainly not Midwest. You ever been to Oklahoma?
Ethan Clark
Yes I have. I think of it more as West
Jonathan Cruz
It's certainly Western South. I don't really care what you want to call it as you don't group it in with the Midwest chads
Blake Garcia
Sounds like any one of the northern middle states (Montana, the Dakotas, Kansas, Wyoming) is for you
Justin Thomas
Honestly now that I think about it it definitely has a Great Plains vibe that is very midwestern
Colton Price
I do love the midwest and when I lived outside the area I miss it dearly
Landon Gutierrez
Watch it buddy, originally
Henry Martinez
Me personally I am in Wisconsin, pretty nearish madison, in the cornfields. I don't think I'll ever get a gf, I am almost 30 and still live with my mother. I have not been neet for a couple years but I don't think I make enough to get my own place permanently.
Easton Morales
u all smell
Ryan King
Sorry I am a firm believer of the Midwest Reich.
Ryder Turner
Hell yes. I've considered Oklahoma, Kansas, Montana and Kentucky as of late. I'm currently living in the coastal PNW and between all of the ex room mates and locals who range from SJW narcissist trannies to drug fiends to dudebros and a manic depressive tweaker - I'm fucking done and tired of that bullshit.
I'm still in a dilemma trying to figure on whether I should go off the grid/middle of nowhere or inside a dirt cheap metro area/large city (Tulsa, Louisville, Kansas City, Topeka)
Not 100 percent sold on which lifestyle I'd enjoy for the long term. Living off the grid/out in the open sounds like something I'd stick to for a year or two however (as a vacation/retreat from all of the bullshit I've dealt with as of late) before deciding whether I should stick to it or move into a big city.
Jaxson Hill
>Alaska
>Utah
>Canada
>States that touch the Atlantic Ocean
Your right to post in this thread has been revoked. Please return to the main page of Yas Forums immediately.
Angel Hernandez
>yeah i'm from the midwest
>oh me too, what state?
>utah
Jaxson Gonzalez
Internet is quite dogshit out in the boonies. If you can handle that, you'll enjoy life out on the prairie
Carson Scott
im glad anyone [posted in this thread at all, thanks guys. goodnight
Chase Flores
Yeah that is Conquered land
Isaiah Reed
That's an unironic plus. Good way to break my internet addiction - and I've already got a ton of shit archived on my laptop, phone and external HDDs to keep myself company; and physical books as well.
The internet died when it got flooded with astroturfers and big data anyways. Everything is shit.