I imagine this is what heaven feels like and I'll never fucking experience it

Minus the above average dick and 10/10 sucking it I've experienced it. Pretty great user you should try it sometime, just be yourself.

>Minus the above average dick and 10/10 sucking it

Pretty sure you havent experienced it then

A naked woman I didnt have to pay slavishly sucking my cock and letting me nut in her mouth? I sure have user, plenty of times. What about you?

Even if you're ugly it becomes very easy to get a pretty good blowjob from a single mom by the time you're about 25. You could also score a 19 - 20 year old here too or earlier. 21? 22? Dont know.

All I know is women would not fuck me at all until I was 22 and most of the skinny ones on online dating websites are actually there to try to piss people off who aren't buff until they either become a gymcel or resort to in person dating. Women think asking them out in person is more respectful because they can get pregnant or something like that.

Sometimes women do things like not giving blowjobs to a guy they met online because they are saving it for "the one" be weary of that. Girls who stick their tongue out in pictures or post pictures of sunflowers are trying to tell you they think dating should only be done in person in most circumstances but may hook up with larger men or men who have money.

Most women are very ugly people, when you're young and hormonal its easy to think there are so many who look good but you'll realize in time how passionless and gross most of them are, blatantly incompatible with you.

If you get so angry at women about their behavior, you can just become transgender. This is what I did and even though I'm only 2 months in I'm a lot happier now, a lot of women talk to me on online dating websites and I no longer feel any of the raw anger men feel by their sexual frustration at all. It had gotten to be too much for so I decided to stop being a man because I have a smaller body and wouldn't be picked for good sex.

Men have very low value to women unless they are wealthy or muscular, regardless of what they do. Scumbags who break laws also have some appeal to some women.

Trans women have larger appeal to a broader variety of women and gay women are very different from straight women, they have better attitudes.

I hope this helps someone.

>A naked woman I didnt have to pay slavishly sucking my cock and letting me nut in her mouth?

not hard to do. Just get a tinder. Getting someone who is a 10/10 like that webm and is actually good at it, is the hard part

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You can easily go on Grindr and get jacked off by a sissy and even TOP them OP

It doesn't feel that special desu

I've never cum from a blowjob

No shit, but OP was presumably talking about never having gotten his dick sucked at all.

Hand jobs are fucking boring user. I'd take a good blowjob over sex any day though

She is giving a bj tho

Is this that Brooke girl?

It is always in your head. Your level of arousal 100% has an effect. You have fetishes, not into, anxious, self conscious, overthinking

brah same, the warmth still feels nice but I've never been able to cum from a blowjob.

who is giving this BJ?

Nothing to do with stroking, I've been doing that daily for the past 12 years.
Yet, when I had my first bj I was too nervous, I was visibly trembling and I think that was the main reason why I didn't feel anything.
The second time it was with a girl I felt comfortable with and it was just as good if not better than what I had fantasied so much.

Anyone else just don't get off to bjs? I can get hard and all when they suck but it just feels hollow. All I feel is a little tingly/burning sensation but its not enough to make me coom no matter how long they go for

Ew go to hell and die you disgusting fucking nigger lover

jacking off a guy is truly what heaven feels like. keep the faith, user faggot. one day you'll get to.

kek circumcised betas btfo. i coom in seconds when my gf blows me. best feeling in the world

i have an oral fetish and a fuckable face is the first thing i look for in a girl. i fucking love lip fillers due to this

Fellow anons. I'd like to know where I can get the full video please

Got a gf a few months ago, didn't like her but i did it for the PU$$.

It feels good and don't let anyone tell you otherwise, but i ended up dumping her cause too much hassle.

The most reward i got was feeling desired. A great boost to my ego is what felt nice.

how u get gf

>tfw gf doesn't want to even try giving me head
>says she has a terrible gag reflex
>have already given her head several times now despite not enjoying it that much
What do lads, how do I make her hungry for my cock?

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Havent gotten a blowjob but ive sucked my own cock

Its nothing special

Don't do it for her without reciprocation.
My bf was the same kinda way for a while

im uncircumcised and experience the very same thing. trying to nofap rn to stop it.

> I imagine this is what heaven feels like and I'll never fucking experience it
Lol all of these virgins thinking sex is the best of the two worlds, sex is overrated, getting blowed it's nothing special, it's just warm and wet, don't go thinking you'll feel good just because of it, and sex doesn't feel good either, I guess you have to do it with your loved one to feel good (have been with a dating app girl and some hookers) I actually can't get a blow without feeling ticklish, is that weird? When I had a girl and she blowed me I always felt ticklish and I liked being blowed by her but could never cum from that (and yes I'm uncut) we never had sex though because she was super Catholic

this post took a 180 lmao

>says she has a terrible gag reflex
Terrible excuse, you don't need to shove a dick into the back of your mouth for all oral. Anyone can suck the head and not have it come even close to making them gag.

It's over
Ur betabuxx

She is already cucking you

I'm super circumcised, and blow jobs are amazing, I come so fucking hard and blast loads of cum all over her mouth.

You guys must be gay.

> Pic related jerking me off
> she's on her knees perpendicular to me
> guide her head down to my dick
> she puts her hair up and starts sucking it
> i start to take her shorts off
> she stops sucking
> i slap her ass and tell her to keep going
> she gets back to work
> get her shorts off finally
> start feeling on her big white ass while she sucks my dick
> shes really working it like shes trying to make me cum fast but i took a vyvanse earlier so its taking a while
> 20 minutes of nonstop slurp and jerk later i can feel my self getting close
> want to really face fuck her but also dont want to lose this view of her big ass and her going to town on my dick
> still i need to take control if i'm going to cum because i'm vyvanse
> grab her hair with my left hand and start making her go faster and harder
> if she slows i slap her ass and push down harder
> eventually she gets the rhythm right
> i orgasm so hard i sit straight up
> clamp down on her head as i cum
> nut so much she gags
> my dick is in her throat still so it comes out of her nose

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most chicks are awful at it and you won't feel much.

Every once in a while you find a girl who knows what she's doing and it feels amazing. In my experience its literally 1 in 53. I still regret not pursuing her farther.

>tfw I have a girl coming over tonight and she said shes gonna suck on my pp

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dude you're going way too into it it's just head

Im not going into it at all Im giving you an example of why blowjobs are fire. If you dont enjoy them you are either 1) gay or 2) girl is bad at head

I want to be her and worship a big black cock!

Fuck off and die, you retarded chink.

> my dick is in her throat still so it comes out of her nose

literally something out of a doujin. Keep fantasizing, virgin

Just sucking the head isn't a good feeling actually. The up and down motion alone is 100 times better.

This is so true, and I only recently discovered it because every bj I had up until now the girl didn't know how to give head.

keep coping coper

You must be circumsized lol

Small white dick detected.

i havent had sex in a month. driving me crazy bros

havent had sex in 2 days. im going to die

Normies. I haven't had sex in over 6 years.

fucking chads. i havnt had non-paid sex ever