You don't have to lift

>Israel nuking an Israeli territory
yeah right

Yeah, You just have to be rich lmao

>why dont i have a girlfriend

The scenarios here are
>he is rich
>she is mentally ill and has some sick fetish for hairy fatties
>both of these applies
Pick at least one

I'm married and I still lift. If anything, it's more essential because now you have something/someone to protect. Quit making excuses, faggot.

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i knew this one obese guy in my class

looking back, i think he had a pretty chill personality, but i never really liked him or thought about him because he was really obese. like flaps covering his dick obese.

he told us in class once when we talked about what we want to be after school. I, of course, had no idea what I wanted to be. but he said to the class "i'm just gonna be a cop and act however I want to people because i'll get an inheritance from my grandma's factory and live off that"

i wonder if he's dead now from diabetes.. that must have been at least 15 years ago

This plus she is a feeder so he dies fast (to get his cash)

Health insurance as it's typically structured is designed to benefit the slovenly, he just hits his out of pocket early every year, gets govt subsidies or even Medicaid for whatever condition he has then lives in the hospital all year getting gibs

>get women to talk to me
>use all my jokes
>they are laughing
>fuk fuck fuck fuck i ran out of jokes I know make women laugh
>shit I know I'll tell them that one that got me (You)s
>SO THEN I SHIT MY PANTS AND THAT'S WHY I HATE ALL WOMEN
>dead silence
>she leaves
>tfw im a retard
guys can someone right like an autist's guide book to extended conversation?
HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE A CONVERSATION LAST MORE THAN A DAY????

>Implying that I lift for women

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I think i know why your marriage went wrong

It is easier to lift than find a girl that likes beta fat guys and won't cheat on them.

If you do not lift for yourself you will not lift for long.

What, tell me how well you know my shit faggot

bro calm down the niggers will off themselves without our help anyway, and this type of shitposting just turns off the normies that would otherwise discover the truth on their own

>Obbesed with white race
>still says fucking litty

You also sound mad selfish, and irrational. Likely very easy to anger and shut down during communication.

You're just pathetic

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Why would you want a gf who loves a man with such awful qualities?

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>You also sound mad selfish, and irrational. Likely very easy to anger and shut down during communication.
Eh that's pretty spot on I suppose, kys for being a nigger lover though

i dont lift to get bitches i alreadz have a gf , i do it cause i like it

If I lift because my wheyfu shames me into it, does that make me a bitch?

...

>hahaha i see a fat guy dating a hot chick, therefore exception = rule checkmate Yas Forums
okay where is my cutie then

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You don't have to lift to get women. You just need to be not autistic.

is this official artwork? I see this everywhere

Weebs are fucking faggots, look at real girls naked not your faggy drawings you fag

>we need a war because a fat person has a gf
Bro are you off your meds?? Are u ok??

op is wrong but you sound pathetic

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The only answer

which one is it, Yas Forums?

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Why can't i I just have a cutie girlfriend to steal a kiss from me and to suck my cock?

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>White knighting for women on Yas Forums

YIKES

I'll take wholesome video game gf over instathot model gf anyday

To do what? To get a woman? Sure. Anyone that does a few measly minutes of searching will find out that the majority of women dont cre about muscle, they care about personality and general attractiveness.

Fucking based. Reddit is in the replies fucking kek.

I have gone for videogame girls twice, I will not do it again. Aim higher breh

Nope, just gotta have a five figure salary and beta behaviors :-)

>10k a year

>Israel nukes Israel
>blames Palestine for it
>everyone proceeds to invade it and later on Israelites takes the territory for them
I can see that happening

I want to

another option is that they finally agree on her next bull...

Real girls will suck out your life force, even through tv and computer screens.

We all hate niggers here. Its just not an excuse for acting like an incel

Death to America. I hate the disgusting influence they have on the rest of the world. Everything bad about society now can be traced back to America. Fuck them. Also the Americans on here are cool, but I'm talking about the general population (Normies) that live there. Americans are responsible for Feminism, Porn, 5G, Fast Food, Mass Shooters, Brand Worship, Shitty brainwashing movies, incels, reddit, Google, nuclear bombs,

The list goes on

gf or not I wanna look like this: youtube.com/watch?v=B38ttorbISM

>toilet humor in front of women

retard

Women can literally read your mind, not in a telepathy way but through subtle hints from your body, face, tone of voice etc. They do it subconsciously and (most of the time) aren't aware they're doing it, but it affects how they treat you. A step by step guide won't help you because it doesn't really matter what you say, just where it is that what you say comes from. When you talk to a girl, they're not really listening to the words (although sweet girls will definitely make note of what it is you actually say and will try to do sweet things with that information like remember your favourite flavour of ice cream and give it to you when youre sad or something), what they're doing is reading your mind through your delivery of words and actions to determine whether youre the type of man they want to be with. Instead of trying to fix the way you speak, which is out a symptom of a larger problem, you should think very long and hard about what your dream girl would like in a man and put all your effort into becoming that. Then it won't matter what you say because shell be reading who you are and she'll like it automatically. It does require you to actually learn to understand women from an empathetic point of view. I don't know what your level of understanding women is but a few things to remember are
>women are definitely NOT just men with tits
>women don't say things that are factually true, they say things that are emotionally true from their perspective. Treat everything they say like a poem rather than a recount of an actual event. It's annoying if you're not used to it but endearing if you understand
>women are naturally scared, insecure people who need guidance and love and are seeking it in everyone
>not all women are ethots or club sluts so block all those types of women from your memory and focus on the type you want

t. 25 yo virgin with no gf

Came here to post this.

You are beyond saving or redemption.

Correct.

Loser mentality

>this guy got extremely luck which means that all women like fat overweight men

If he really earned her cuz he has game then im proud of that fat fucking neckneard.

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Lifting gains you respect from the bros.
That's about it.

I lift because I was a fatass and doing basic shit like tying my shoes wasn't as easy as just tying your shoes. Being more attractive is just one component to the reasons you should lift.

>Incels get called retarded
>literally EVERYTHING Incels/Blackpillers say is provided by objective scientific longterm study evidence besides of the Okcupid chart (I give normies that one at least. The people using dating apps are not 100% the same as people in real life, Tinder is used by maybe 10% of women in the age demographic between 18 to 35)
>"HURR BUT THAT ONE COUPLE I KNOW DISPROVES ALL OF THE STUDIES

Ok. Besides, the guy is tall and kinda handsome.

based & redpilled

Based, redditors seething in the replys.

yikes

/thread

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you are retarded

All of you are deluding if you think it is as perfect for them as they make it out to be i guarantee she usually checks other men i am also sure she has low self esteem and being the prettiest one in the relationship with the upper hand on the insecure and beta boyfriend lifts her ego

Lift for yourself my goodness. You got to love yourself at least that much. Your world should revolve around you. But the rest of the world should not. Lift user and Godspeed.

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You don’t have any experience bro you are poisoning all the other virgins with your factually wrong post. Fucking faggot bro stop this now.

this is horse shit

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Why is there a rock in their room? Actually why do i say "their," room..that looks like hers due to that stupid chandelier

>trying to understand women
ngmi

>rock
user...

What rock?

thats a rug u retard

I WANT A CUTE GF

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Why is it so common to see attractive people date omegas?

That's a fuckin rug you idiot

>Recommending people watch porn

You lost me there buddy

pretty much this, I know (and am) people that lost a fuckton of weight or were anorexic fucks that became Yas Forums. The only ones that at least somewhat made it were the ones with some self-worth and non-cringeworthy personality. Being a total virgin in anything except body is just weird and feels unnatural, you just look like a total creep that goes to the gym, which is exactly what you are. Also a very unfit creep is somewhat pitiful and inoffensive, as if the creepiness is justifiable, "curable" by becoming fit and almost expected, a normal creep is unpleasant ("why can't you just be normal? what is wrong with you?") a very muscolar creep just feels a dangerous psychopath.

>look at real girls naked

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True, you just have to be tall.

gertstulp.com/pdf/Stulp et al 2013_Anim Behav_The height of choosiness.pdf

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Absolutely based

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Just pure autism

FPBP

>>women are naturally scared, insecure people who need guidance and love and are seeking it in everyone
How do you cope with being like this as a heterosexual adult male?

incredibly based my brother

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>what is 9/11
come on bro

women are stupid and easy to get if you make her feel unique and tell her secrets and shit
its not hard to get a woman most of them dont even know their value

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Are you in a relationship?

If this guy is fucking her then this is completely based and I'm genuinely proud of him.

bros....

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Until it becomes legal to beat people up I do.

Wait is that Mutahar lol

You really don’t.

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lmao sss sausage wolf is literally the most obnoxious woman in the world

face matters you dumb fuck

I have 4 plates and what he says is true. You just lie to them and trick them into believeing they are special for you. few dicking and some cuddles and they are bound forever

>rent free
Sorry you live in an irrelevant country, seething noguns.

>"lift for your white brothers"
>recommends porn

Fuck off you Jew cunt.

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this bitch cheated on him btw.

with? who is the bull

Hey Op, I don't want to offend you or anything but could you please delete this webm?

she thicc tho

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But I want to

Funny how all the bad stuff only started happening in America after the jews moved in. Pure coincidence, I'm sure.

This is spot on.