Okay so I have a friend who is an absolute stereotypical "Chad" type guy. Fucks tons of girls, multiple girlfriends at once all the time, girls throw themselves at him, looks like a model, rich family, the whole nine right. Anyway, him and I have been buddies for a while after I built him a custom desktop he wanted. He knows I'm shit with women and am kind of a shut-in, so he tries to set me up and get me hookups and shit. So here's what happened:
He brought me to a party I go when I'm with him cause as one of his group people don't dare fuck with me. Like being part of an in-group or mob or some shit and he set me up with this one girl who he has fucked before. She seemed into it, and I was trying to be cool and shit cause I wanted to fuck her. So for background, my buddy told me when he used to regularly fuck her she was a total slut. He said she is super easy, gives good head, always deepthroated him, loves anal, and is basically a freak. "She likes it rough too, but don't feel pressured, bro. Just do whatever you like and I guarantee she'll be moaning." That's one of the things he told me when we were at the party.
So, after the party we went back to my place and I started getting going. After about five minutes, I noticed something was off. She was down to have sex and was trying to be into it, but she was nowhere near how he described. She refused to give me head saying that she "never gives head, really, cause I don't like to", and she also said ((without me saying anything)) that she doesn't do anal. I was like okay, weird, but whatever. Then I try to slap her ass a bit and she tells me she doesn't like anything rough.... I'm like, so wtf then... She ends up telling me that she likes soft, vanilla, sensual sex. She wanted me to give her head, then fuck her soft and shit and only missionary. I mean, I did it, cause I was pretty horny, but afterward she said we should start dating and shit, and then she was asking me all these questions about me and my buddy. How do I know him, where did we meet, how long have we known each other, etc... It was pretty fucking awkward for me.
Austin Walker
Anyway, she left and told me to text her later, but I haven't yet. I don't know if I will. What do you guys think? Should I be kind of offended or am I being a bitch? I told my buddy she was kind of stick in the mud and he was shocked, saying she was always a freak that he remembers....
Elijah Lewis
you're a beta male and she isnt attracted to you but she wants money and attention from you
Tyler Collins
Where do you write online erotic fiction? Also just post the smut fics nobody cares about this gay shit
Blake Collins
Tell your friend everything that happened and see what he says. Sounds like she is trying to use you to get with him
Camden Moore
>even if you get to bang a girl it will be shit Cool
Ryder Murphy
consider homosexuality originally
Wyatt Parker
you suck - i do not like you! no more posting please mr
This is what I thought but then why would she actually sleep with me? She has to have some level of attraction for me to get that far, right?
Idk what you mean, haha
I did tell him. He just laughed it off and said it's whatever. He honestly doesn't care about shit, he has such a cushy life overall. He just said he was shocked she wasn't, like, a super slut like when he fucked her :/
Yeah, I mean I still got to, but after all the build up from my buddy it was a serious let down.
women especially total whores like her will have occasional half assed sex to get what they want
shes a whore with a body count in the hundreds with chad and suddenly wants to bf you up...
Adam Bell
she sees you as the safe beta bucks and thus all those I dont do that stuff things said. she did it with him cuz her cunt gets wet at the thought of him and you're just a safe guy she could have boring safe sex with only on occasion. sorry man sucks to say but you arent on the level he is and thus the dialed back version she gave you even tho she gave 100% to him
Isaiah White
text her back you fucking tard, leave us behind and I'll probably see you in 20 years when you inevitable die saving your little cumstain of a child from offing himself
Cameron Peterson
Don't date her bro. I don't think she's attracted to you and the biggest red flag for women is if they've had alot of casual sex/known as a slut.
Wyatt Baker
She's probably desperate after drowning in dick. Between her and your chad friend, one of them is lying and I don't see why Chad would lie about something like that.
Luis Long
message back use her for whaat you can. Even if the sex is boring beats the hand. WOuldn't trust her or get feelings for that one tho
Joshua Kelly
there's no point in dating someone you cant have a good relationship with unfortunately women only love chad so you're probably fucked for life
Samuel Phillips
just tell her youre not interessted in dating her. don't tell her about how you know how your buddy fucked her. otherwise she will blame men for her situation instead of reflecting on herself.
Parker Smith
I thought this at first too, but the more I think about it the more I think I might be wrong? Like, would she really wanna date me actually if she had no intention of caring about it?
That shit really bothered me and honestly if I don't date her it won't be because she "really wants Chad", it'll be because she straight up refused all this fun shit that she threw herself at others to do. Not cool.
I don't get this lol
Yeah, I agree it's a red flag, but damn near every fucking women is having/giving sex by age fucking 16 now. How tf am I supposed to find a non-slut girl in modern day? This might be one of my only chances to have a gf, even if she used to be a whore.
Well, he isn't lying. He has no reason to anyway haha. Plus I trust him, and he's had girls give him head at parties in an open room in front of people and shit. He doesn't need to "prove" he gets girls or sex or anything haha
I was thinking this, glad to see someone else say it.
:(
oooh, I already told her I know my buddy fucked her... She was surprisingly cool about it though. Just kinda laughed it off, like "oh yeah we did, for a while, haha"
Grayson Ross
I gotta go guys I'll check replies in about a half hour
Thomas Ortiz
>but the more I think about it the more I think I might be wrong? Like, would she really wanna date me actually if she had no intention of caring about it? women do not think like men your pussy desperation is getting to you if you want to keep her around for whatever pleasure she can give you so be it
DO NOT GIVE HER MONEY DO NOT MARRY HER DO NOT HAVE KIDS WITH HER DO NOT CATCH FEELINGS FOR HER
if you ignore these warnings you will regret it
Thomas Perez
How old is the girl, OP? blocked by the robot for being unoriginal lol
Wyatt Lewis
Maybe, idk.... :(
24, user
She just texted me a few minutes ago, guys! She's asking if I want to get food, what should I say?
say ok and go with her user it's completely fine to trust her a little bit but never take a decision you would regret if she were to leave you for chad the next day ie giving her money.
I mean, she didn't explicitly say that she wouldn't pay? She didn't mention the cost at all actually? >Dubs decides what I say next
Sebastian Harris
>you can go grab our stuff and come over >I'm gonna get orange chicken and rice, ok? you could go buy just your own food and then feign ignorance if she asks you where her food is
unless she gives you a way to pay for her food and just tells you to carry it for her which is still red flag tier
Dylan Torres
Seems friendly. Shame about her not really caring about you. If I were you I would basically do whatever with you but embrace your inner autist and be super emotionally distant. This will a) likely keep you from playing her beta emotional sponge and b) keep you from getting emotionally invested in a foid who doesn't have the mental capacity to genuinely care about you and is certainly not attracted to you. Be appreciative to your chadfriend. He could've done a lot less for you and the fact that he's basically a Primarch ubermensch means that he's probably a good guy and a useful friend to have at the very least.
>for sex with a girl >>>heavily implying she will fuck him after you've clearly never been with a girl in your life
Angel Barnes
>shame about her not really caring about you But how can you be sure? Idk..
She is not ugly. Not overweight either. I mean idk for sure, but I would guess she is maybe 5 foot 6 or 7 and probably 110 or 120 pounds? Kind of a smaller girl, decently cute but not super hot or anything.
What do you mean user?
Owen Price
pretty much, hopefully she knows not to pull that gay shit with non simps.
Jose Perry
I still have not replied, guys. She sent me a You there? text.
Chase Kelly
Say >I am a huge simp and want you to Boss me around and treat me like a servant cause that is what I like Perfect for you, the way you are going.
Elijah Flores
are you retarded? if you enjoy her company without sex than go to her. if she doesn't want to pay for her food just leave.
Josiah Long
Okay guys here is the next two parts of the convo...
this thread is absolute simpcel gold 10/10 shit op I genuinely cannot believe this is not a larp
Chase Young
>one of us can pay next time implying there is a next time
Austin Diaz
What, user?! Did I do something wrong? I thought i did it pretty well?
What? Why? I thought I did ok? :(
Dylan Lewis
you literally paid for her food and are delivering to her and she already has another girl there to cockblock you and will probably never touch you again
Ryan Johnson
Finally an OP that doesnt abandon thread
Alexander Scott
Idk if that's true... I met that other girl before too, she's just her friend. I bet she leaves soon after I get there. She's not gonna wanna be around like a third wheel if we're relaxing together. Then that opens up the opportunity for sex and shit, right?
Also, why is me paying this time and her paying next time a bad thing? I was ready to tell her I wasn't going if she said I gotta pay, but I thought that was a decent compromise?
Dominic Martinez
>haha silly boyim, we don't have any shekels at the moment >we'll pay you back soon, we promise! OK ROASTOOMER
there won't be a fucking "next time" you retarded simpcel, and even if there is, she'll make up another excuse. just dump the roast she isn't even interested SIMP. Maybe this is an elaborate troll thread.
Kevin Bennett
Dude this is textbook stuff. Some tinder sluts will have their friend come to the restaurant and "randomly" run into one another just to try to get free food/drinks tg
Colton Evans
op is pretty stinking alpha if you ask me
Christian Garcia
Still hope I'm wrong for you OP
Jason Cook
Idk how you guys get to this conclusion from the convo I posted? Also it's not a troll, lol
She asked me though? I could've said no, I'm just trying to be cool about it. And they said they would pay for our next thing so idk what to think? Like, how can it be malicious?
I'm trying user.
I'm gonna be driving to the food for a minute guys, I'll check replies in 10 or 15 minutes.
Elijah Russell
I'm watching your decent into beta bucks in realtime this is pathetic.. Her friend ISNT gonna leave shortly after she invited her friend over so you dont get laid but you're so inexperienced with girls you dont get that and think her friend will leave. Not only that you're foolish enough to think the girl is actually gonna pay next time lol. She's a slut for chad and avoids sex with you get a fucking clue you clown cuz she can smell your beta and desperate a mile away and is taking advantage of you over it. but you're still gonna go over there thinking I and the other anons in this thread warning you are full of shit and it wont go how we said it will. its ok I know im right about this but you go make a fool of yourself anyways
well if you're a true Chad you will rape both of them. you only have two choices now: 1. the virgin simp and just pay for their food 2. the chad "Services must be provided after payment" and rape them
Hunter Smith
idk man op seems not that cringe if things work out for him. just dont chimp out on her if shes using you.
Samuel Fisher
yeah r9k unironically gives good advice sometimes.
