Brown eyes = shit eyes

How do you guys with brown eyes feel about them?
They're objectively the worst type of eye colour, most common, least attractive, least exotic, and not even very interesting to look at. Look at the lame brown eyes compared to the blue and green ones. Everybody with brown eyes comes up with these names like "hazel" or "amber" to try to cope with having brown eyes.

I have never met somebody with blue or green eyes that preferred brown in their partners. Only brown people trying to convince themselves their eyes are okay. I would be self conscious if my future wife had to look into my dead brown eyes every time we made eye contact.

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I love brown eyes on girls. Especially ones like Audrey Hepburn.

Post your eyes to prove this isn't just brown eye cope

Man, I have dark brown eyes. I just wish I had light blue or green eyes. I'm Mexican and was born with dark brown eyes, while my cousin was born with green eyes. Fucking unfair.

they look bad and I'd rather have light colored ones, but what can you do about it? I'm not gonna get surgery or wear contacts because of that.

I don't care because I don't have to see them.

I have a deep distrust for people with brown eyes and I'm really not sure why or where it came from

My eyes are beautiful, they're a mixture of blue, green and yellow in the center

>Everybody with brown eyes comes up with these names like "hazel" or "amber" to try to cope with having brown eyes.
isn't hazel green and brown
i think green eyes are the most beautiful though

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this is literally just an ethnic obsession

nigger plz. i'm non-hispanic (and non-med overall) white and have dark brown/"black" eyes.

dark brown eye master race, bro

i have brown eyes. blue eyes are gorgeous but whats the gain in disliking brown ones?

Sorry to hear man. Green eyes are personally my favourite even though I have light blue with a grey center. I have people ask if they're real because of how blue they are, my dad has the same as me.

Same bro. Maybe because they're the most animal-like?

I have dark brown eyes and I know if I had blue eyes it would look so weird to me, it would look unnatural.

Now post your eyes :)

What are these.
In direct light they have weird green in them but otherwise from far away just look like brown

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Brown eyes = I can take a tab of acid and you won't even notice that my pupils are dilated. They're tactical.

There should be a petition to rename "brown eyes, or hazel eyes" into poopy palette eyes.

Green eyes master race, we're the true descendants of Kek.

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>what are these?
Cope

>tfw light-blue / greyish eyes

they're very dull and lifeless just like me

Yeah, colored eyes are striking and beautiful. I'm not going to be self concsious about it, thats stupid.

B+R. I'd sign it.

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>tfw blue eyed brown hair white male with a blue eyed blonde hair white gf
if our kids dont have blue eyes i will fight god. they will inherit my aspergers so they should at least get blue eyes to offset it slightly.

Not coping, I really don't care one way or the other.
I'm just asking why they are like that.
BTW if you are OP, all the eyes in your picture have been digitally altered.

I'll make it on strawpoll

Poopy eyes btfo

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I have dark brown, almost black eyes and I like them. Light colored eyes look kind of weird to me. Every eye in that picture except green weird me out.

I'll be honest, even with colored eyes, I see no soul when looking in the mirror and I see soul when looking into most brown eyes

Not to say there aren't soulful looking colored eyes, but I see my eyes every day and they're very dim / empty and lifeless

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Is it even possible to have blonde hair with brown eyes? I've never seen it.
One time I met an asian girl that dyed her hair blonde and had blue eyed contacts and she kept complimenting me and telling me I'm handsome but I knew if I were to breed with her our kids would lose my gift because she was a fake.

I made a strawpoll, let's all vote on what Brown eyes should REALLY be called.

strawpoll.com/bwzzexa9

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Yes I have blonde hair and brown eyes.
But I am this guy - So whether you consider this brown or not is up to you.

>Is it even possible to have blonde hair with brown eyes?
it's possible but unlikely, i bet there is more chance if the male has brown eyes or brown eyes in the family and isnt blond.

>but I knew if I were to breed with her our kids would lose my gift

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Honestly looks brown to me. How dark is your hair?

it's definitely not the normal light, medium, or dark brown. looks like someone took a dump in the middle of a puke puddle

tfw blue eyed aryan with double eyelash mutation

Too bad the rest of my features suck

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I'm gonna go with mark of cain, because that one's pretty cool. Go fuck yourself, you light eyed nigger.

Looks like stink eye and mark of Cain are competing for the lead.

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>How dark is your hair?
Depends.
In shade or low lighting it looks brown.
In direct lighting or sunlight it's golden blonde.

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That's brown you delusional faggot

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Who gives a fuck about eye color anymore. You can get a million different colors of contacts that look 10x cooler than natural green or blue eyes. Literally every single roastie on instagram wears contacts now, some even get that iris color changing procedure.

Kek it's really not.
I believe it's referred to as ashen blonde.

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>Is it even possible to have blonde hair with brown eyes?

Yes. My first and second cousin have brown eyes and blonde hair.

The distrust is instinctive, and it's based on the fact that it's harder to notice pupil motions, hence it is harder to subconsciously read the intentions of the person in front of you. This is why blue eyes are associated with honesty. At the same time, people with brown/dark brown eyes are seen as being kinder and more loving, because, again, the pupil motions are concealed, so it appears as if said person has the pupils dilated, which is a sign of love and interest. But in reality, none of this matters, and it's very easy to make mistakes in guessing someone's intentions based only on their eyes, simply because there are so many factors that have to be included. There's been both murderers and philanthropists with all eye colors.

Who else /heterochromia/ gang

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bug eyes, totally lifeless

Laugh while you still can, lighteyes. You're going to be extinct soon.

I have Brown Eyes,and i fucking hate them. My entire family has Green eyes(except my 2 grandfathers, they have them blue). But my fucking Mother has Brown eyes and because of that me and my brother have fucking Brown Eyes.

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I would hope so, I was trying to have zero expression.

>The age of men is over the time of the orc has come
The post

even when we're at our dusk, the last remaining light eyes will be revered as mega Chad's until everyone is equally miserable like you

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My eyes have always been a weird color, like with my hair. When I was born, my eyes were some weird purple color with gold flecks in it instead of the blue eyes most babies have, my dad said his eyes were like that too. My eyes now are a lightish brown color that looks almost yellow in sunlight.
Likewise, my hair is mostly brown, but there's red mixed in. It's not so apparent with my head hair unless you really look, but it's much heavier in my beard, the orange hue of the red hairs and the dark color of the brown ones makes it look actually red, like an apple.
But I'm a submissive manlet so I'm not reproducing anyways.

>isn't hazel green and brown
Indeedy. I have hazel eyes, I used to love looking at them in the mirror when I did opiates since my pupils would constrict and they would look more green and pretty af

I have a very attractive face so it doesn't bother me. Plus they get a little more golden under the right light which I think is pretty neat.

I have blue eyes and I don't mind brown eyes. I might actually prefer it, just thinking about what girls I've found attractive in the past.

Have you considered becoming a cute trap?

interesting
sometimes i stare into a light just to watch my pupils dilate because it looks cool

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i have brown eyes and it sucks, i call them shit eyes

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Weren't most of the white race's best members depicted with brown eyes?

Pupils are pretty damn cool to see move. I like to close one eye then open it into a bright light to watch it contract like crazy and then make subtle adjustments until its stable.

nah. that's just light brown dude

It's light brown, man. Don't be so insecure.

Not him but my little brother has that hair color, but as a kid his hair was really blonde.

Same with my sister, but it's definitely light brown now. Just like that guys picture, minus the curls.

samefag
oreganol

Nope. You're just wrong, user.

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