/britfeel/

And now with strong language and adult humour from the start, it's Britfeel

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first for poleaboo is a nonce

>not posting tunes for the lads
for shame

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old news lad

Third for the discord boogymen

Wish I'd ***have** taken a photo

Lot of mongs confuse 'of' for 'have' some times

always needs to be addressed though lad

Getting paid to play Diablo 2 and trial a whatsapp chat facility for a company on another device.
Comfy times.

>i wear bralettes
I prefer them too

>are you uncomfortable going out, for example in the dress in the webm, without the tshirt underneath?
It was a pinifore dress, I had to wear something underneath

>cause most of the dresses you were posting were high necked and dont show any chest area. a v neck is probably best to go for, unless you really want to cover up.
I'm just picking out nice ones and not thinking about it too much
New Look have a sale, I'm looking at those specifically

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SCEA meekly slinking back to his room after one of the Poles coofs all over his face

>whats he like?
He's a nice guy. He can speak english, quite well actually. He's really worried about Amer spending all his time in his bedroom, and he's very concerned about the people Amer is hanging around with. He told me about this weird guy with extremely long fingers that came round one night, the guy went straight up to Amer's bedroom and Mr Hussein heard strange noises all night. Amer's dad is trying really hard to get involved with his son's life, he often asks Amer to help him with stuff that he could easily do himself so Amer can feel useful for once, but every time Amer just ends up shouting. The imam at the local mosque keeps pushing to send Amer to pakistan but Mr Hussein knows what will happen if he sends Amer to pakistan, that's why he's trying so hard to make his son normal.

got a double yolk in my egg. I distinctly remember the last time that happened, almost exactly 9 years ago because it was on the day of Will & Kate's wedding

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to this day i still have anxiety when cracking an egg in case a dead chicken foetus drops out

wew we just had a pretty long power cut here lads. very uncomfy. still made brekkie though.

do you understand the concept of fertilisation lad? That can't physically happen

I don't think that's how eggs or chickens work

just try to not pick really bright busy patterns. dots are usually fine but i think plain colours are nicer

do you understand the concept of anxiety lad? We know its irrational.

>talk of eggs

Oh yeah egg boys, I ate four (4) large uns already today beat that

Too busy?

I want to get at least one sleeveless dress

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4 egg lifter here

its ok, but i find that kind of elasticated waist rarely sits at the right level.

I dunno lad I feel like being scared of something that can't physically happen is less irrational and more just retarded

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Tranny plays with transistors, loe it lads

>britfeel has stooped to giving a kiddy fiddler fashion advice for his fetish fueled tranny habbits

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not a word of a lie id rim his bussy.

Polish CUNTS keep opening the washing machine door - which then obstructs the bathroom door so I close it. They open it, I close it. LOW IQ, low calibre individuals in every conceivable way.

I can't decide whether to have beef or fish for dinner tonight, what would you have?

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i'd have fish lad, whats that child so happy about?

why are NHS nurses so fat and doughy looking?

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fishy beef

that's what i call my missus's fanny. wahey!

that's just what women in this country look like

most people are
I guess they don't have time to go to the gym in between their 14 hour shifts

If I have fish I'll have some mash & green beans with a load of parsley sauce. I think she's just grateful for her food because she's a polite child.

Why do they have a trip on

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fran is nice

>tfw no qt wholesome 50's nurse gf

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>furloughed
>work is still trying to get me to do work
Not liking this lads, ride never ends.

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yea seems like a decent tech youtuber, im not transphobic, just pointed out the trans-istor play on words

why does poley always have a cold making him sound like a poof or always looking terrible because he wasnt ready to have a photo of him taken in his natural state? why is life so unfair to him?

report them to higher ups. its illegal for you to do any work while under furlough. its essentially being temporarily sacked

OK, bought clothes from ZARA, New Look and Hollister today, that's enough spending for now

>ignored a call
>they know I'm on lockdown

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>report them to higher ups
The big man boss is also trying to get us to work and disguising it as 'training'. I'm tempted to just say no or report the company, but they could just as easily sack me and I wouldn't be paid a penny.

be funny if you did them over though. report to your council rep or something

>report
>if they sack you, claim unfair dismissal and take all their monies

Ring them back in a hour and act like you've been stuck in the past for the last 2 weeks since the clocks went forward.

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no green waste collection is running and i have a garden chock-full. how can i make my garden beautiful when i have all this shit everywhere

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chuck it over the fence la

Good afternoon lids. Why the fuck did I have to wake up?
Load of shit if you ask me. But yet, nobody is asking me so maybe this lonely monotony is good?

Anyone got any good bingeworthy YouTube channels like surveillance camera man? Or the guy who records coppers from yesterdays thread

leave it out front with a note saying it will be there until green bins are cleared

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>Also no sexual or adult rated comments or inapropriate language allowed. This is a spiritual channel designed for foot loving people

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5k a month
why pay for something you can see for free?

Remember to Clap for Boris tonight at 8pm lads

Didn't you get the memo? We're wanking for Boris now

I'll be keeping a look out and anyone on my street that claps is getting a brick through their window that I've coughed on

#DicksOutForBojo

friendship ended with NHS

now Boris is my new best friend