/britfeel/

What was that fella? Sorry can't hear you over the noise your mum is making from me and helper lad shagging her.
*blows weed smoke in your face*

having some cracking shits today lads, about to unsheathe my scatana again. love a good shit me

I haven't recieved an appointment for Universal Credit and I've just gotten a tex from my network saying my Direct Debit has failed... what the fuck do I do?

I feel mentally younger than most so it's normal. I probably look up to anons that are decades younger than me.

It's a refernce to the song.
youtu.be/HsM_VmN6ytk

A wartime classic.

Everything's going to shit lad. Politically the world is really in hot water, economically speaking everything is tanking and socially we're more divided than ever. This is all without the virus. Think about how awful the world is right now from boomers to Marvel movies, to Love Island type shite to the rise in authoritarianism. Man we are fucking screwed.

>5g towers frying innocent lads
>chinky virus killing our prime minister
>elites harvesting children for adrenochrome
>chemicals in the water turning the frogs gay
>locust plagues
>pubs shut
>footies off

yep, it's over.

Think about it. You get 20 decent years of adulthood from 20 to 40. Then it's 20 years of miserable decline followed by up to 40 years of being a burden incapable of regaining your youth.

SIXTY years of life that isn't worth living.

chinese released wuhan flu to target boris

>You get 20 decent years of adulthood from 20 to 40
when does it start?
a-asking for a friend
t.23

5g towers are getting cut down in the Netherlands too

I know, I was just being silly.
The wording at the end of yeserdays speech was intentional, IMO. Psyop to make the oldies remeber vera lynn and the war and the #blitzspirit.
It wasn't that well edited but to a old fogie watching it was seemless.
Not critiscising it, if it makes /ourgrannies/ feel comfy then I'm all for it.
I'm a conspiritard that is loving this. I have my eyes wide open for once. I am
*clicks fingers rapidly*
on the ball, as they say.

>>You get 20 decent years of adulthood from 20 to 40
>when does it start?

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im 20 years younger but id doubt youd look up to me lad

Bet you a tenner big boris is kill

He's not even on a ventilator. He'll be fine.

Last i heard he was in the icu on CPAP.

I miss my ex lads. It's fucking difficult. Why did she have to leave.
If the world burns I'm scooping her up in my arms and running for the hills. You heard me

fuck this I'm off to pub

We'll never know.
I think what it may show is that whatever the age we're all kind of the same.
I'm guessing you think of yourself the way I think of myself. Without being a dick I think that as you doubt I'd look up to you.

You and every other strong able bodied male.
She'll be more cum than woman by the time you reach her.

lad..they're all closed...and it haft past midnight..

>You heard me
*hears you*

my grandma used to sing this to me when i was little

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I said I'm GOING TO THE PUB

*smashes half empty bottle of gin on the carpet*

oh look what you made me do now

Boris will likely die. The amount of drugs he has done throughout the years is gonna fuck him

it was all absolutely fine, only people whinging where idiots who took on student loans

I hope sofi is in the UK when law and order breaks down so I can kidnap her and cuddle her all day and cry

>all those soldiers who never met again with their loved ones
>all those soldiers who came back to find their wives had cheated on them with yanks
>all those soldiers that killed themselves after the war

Punished Tommy, a man denied his homeland.

They will be getting a fucking smack that's for sure

*ring* *ring*
We got a top lad down,
Release the vaccine...

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>all those soldiers that killed themselves after the war
I had a relative that did that after the great war, apparently.

thats incredibly sweet lad

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I hope they're tears of joy la

Survivors guilt and ptsd destroyed mentally the ones who weren't killed. Upsets me.

If I want a chain pizza wizza on the weekend I'm going to have to order it for about 3pm aren't I? Got one at normal time last weekend from paki pizzas but it cost like 45 quid for two people after their huge service charge. Cheeky tossers.

she not been at your door begging for deenz and tp?

I read that its 50/50 on an ICU with corona. Bojo will be getting the best treatment as well so chances are he'll survive.

me too fren. Me too.
probably. I like to think I could take it but in reality I'd break down before getting through basic training.

fair enough. thats why anonymity is so important here, everyone is at the same level so its much easier to get along.

What if Crona has corona?

let's be honest lad, in the unlikely event that were to happen you'd let go of all your pent up sexual aggression and rape Sophie Turner to death. Then fuck her dead body at least 10 times for good measure

what if personalities didn't post about themselves?

I unironically just want to fall in love and feel like someone cares about me. I want to rest my head on someones shoulder and go for long walks past boarded up houses and burnt out cars.
idk kev

If there's ANY cadaver fucking to be done, I'll be the one to do it thanks

I'd still step up and post about them.

Nah hes in an nhs hospital lad, nurses will off him somehow

I thought chika gave them AIDS? Somebody said they were pozzed.

Everyone acting like a bunch of soft lads tonight

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>tfw been on 3 radios now and hardly anyone mentions me

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I'd fuck bojos corpse just to assert dominance. Just for revenge.

If she's in your arms they wil be lad. 10/10 for loving the fu

>I unironically just want to fall in love and feel like someone cares about me. I want to rest my head on someones shoulder and go for long walks past boarded up houses and burnt out cars.
stop its..to relate able

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All good things must come to an end, the Seething has moved beyond Britfeels walls. Tonight is where we reflect upon our hatred for one another.

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She lives 200 miles away

"Well we were kissing, it was secret... We had to sneak beyond the kitchen..."
;_;

should take it as a compliment desu la, no one seethes over you so they must automatically like you