Ask mom to buy me a new ps4 controller because I smashed my last one

>Dont got a car simple as that, use your head a little instead of asking stupid questions.
Walk faggot or order online

honestly. based mother. seethe harder OP.

If you weren't a 500 pound lard ass you could get it yourself. I hope you die from this virus

Buy it online u fucking retard then move out

When femoids say that incels have ugly personalities, this is who they are thinking of. People like you give us a bad name

Lmao you sound like a pathetic fag, say thank to you your mother she is doing her best

I'll think about it but this fucking bitch has it coming. It seems like every time I give her money and ask her to get me something she seems to fucking forget and buys whatever she wants. This cunt needs to learn she cant get away with this shit.

you absolute brainlet if this has happened multiple times before, how many times more it has to happen for you to learn. Fucking go on foot or order it online

Why don't you ask your mom for a ride to the store? And lick her pussy as a Thank You for the ride

hes just fat entitled idiot who is full of himself

Don't have a car, not walking 2 hours to get a controller. Not going on filthy transit bus. Learn to read the thread you fucking stupid faggot, what a fucking moron lol
Read post above you leddit faggot
>order it online
Yeah, pay extra for shipping and handling when I dont have to. Also, I would have to go get a prepaid anyways. Use your fucking head retard.
Garauntee I'm way fitter than you, fucking faggot. Go back.
>giving a shit what females think
Fucking simp faggot, holy fuck gtfo you need to be 18+ to post here
>another leddit retard can't read

All you fucking plebbit tourists need to fuck off back to where you came from, fucking faggots

Not walking 2 hours, not paying extra for online shopping. Fucking idiotic normalfag r*editors, get the fuck out.

I hope that you realize sucking at warzone is just going to lead to more broken controllers, faggot

No you are the fucking retard kid, your mum is just trying to do her best. And no vidya is not the end of the world , learn a new skill or language

>Yeah, pay extra for shipping and handling when I dont have to. Also, I would have to go get a prepaid anyways. Use your fucking head retard.
Are you not even an adult? Fuck off underage faggot.
>Don't have a car, not walking 2 hours to get a controller.
It's exercise, fat fuck. And why can't you borrow your mom's car when she's home? Are you unironically 14?

Lick your Mother's crack all the way up and down from asshole to clit. Then tell her you're sorry and you'll be a good boy from now on.

>n-no u!!
Shut the fuck up pussy, lmaoo.
>during her best
Oh yeah, that's why she spends my money on shit that she wants and buys frozen garbage because shes too fucking lazy to cook?
>learn a new language or skill
Nope, don't want to not going to. How about you take your own advice, go do something productive instead of posting on Yas Forums if you're so beyond it, hypocritical faggot. Classic plebbitor faggotry.

>Oh yeah, that's why she spends my money on shit that she wants and buys frozen garbage because shes too fucking lazy to cook?
Big Mama actually leaves the house and works. Why aren't you cooking for Big Mama? You don't even tongue her asshole. What an ungrateful child

>are you even an adult
No fucking shit? How fucking stupid are you? I just don't have a credit card because I don't need or want one.
>its exercise
I'd rather lift at home instead of fucking walking for 2 hours faggot. I also fucking hate driving and she'll make me pay for the gas, fuck that

Next time dont break ur own shit u complete fucking man child i hope u get gang ass raped u worthless piece of shit faggot

I will be cooking for big fat slob mama, don't you worry about that buddy. Its gonna have a nice doce of disinfectant cleaner in it

>she'll make me pay for the gas
She should be making you pay for it anyway. Borrow her car, you anxious queer, and buy the controller yourself kek

Next time faggots shouldn't aimbot and ruin my fucking dub, also you sound like you're in highschool underaged faggot

Then who will sustain your existence? Think before you type. Big Mama needs some love in her life, not a parasitical rage tard son

I'd rather not pay for gas but it looks like I'll have to because shes fucking useless and retarded. I have to wait until I get my next check anyways so shut up you stupid faggot, how the fuck are you so retarded? Kek

>Warzone
You are calling everyone reddit users but here you are playing the flavor of the month battle royale mode. Especially a Cod game.

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What have you ever bought for your mother? She's probably fucking with you and you deserve it kek

Yeah, well parasitic ragetard son needs a fucking controller. But no, instead she bought frozen fucking pizzas. Stupid faggots like you and her need to learn you dont get away with that kind of shit.

Funny reddit! Guys he said reddit! Get over yourself and just order the damn thing online. Keep making excuses and you're always going to be miserable. You complain about the "extra cost" of ordering online, but your mom spent your monopoly money on frozen pizza already. Don't be a fucking ape and smash your remote next time.

I buy her something everytime I give her money, whether I like it or not. I also pay half her rent and bills. Why don't you learn to read the thread before you post something this fucking stupid, fucking absolute retard

Thankfully, Big Mama can easily escape death by simply leaving the house and leaving you to shit in your diaper and starve to death

Hahaha OP got rekt
>ask mom to buy me a new ps4 controller because I smashed my last one
>because I smashed my last one

Serves you right you absolute child

Op always loses his gulags baka

The anger.

OP you sound like a fucking loser

Lol, seething plebbitor. Just go back you stupid fucking faggot. How the fuck is the fact that my mom spent my money even relevant to spending more on shipping? Are you actually fucking retarded?

>more fitter
Nice grammer usage for a double decker faggot.

Half the rent isn't worth it if you don't lick Big Mama's pussy every night. Why hasn't she kicked you out yet?

>booohooo she spent my money

You live in who's house? Who's cleaning your room and your clothes? Who's cooking for your fat ass?
Typical obnoxious kid.
You said 2h of walking, which probably means actual 1h10 max. If you can't walk 1h for something, it means you don't really want it. So deal with it.

I fucking doubt it, bitch is getting what she deserves
Nice redditspacing you fucking faggot, kek
This reddit spacing. Go back you little pussy faggot
Haha what a complete fucking homo, lill yourself

Rent an apartment and give Big Mama some peace. She doesn't deserve this.

I pay half the rent and bills, I own have the house then. I clean my own room and clothes? Do you not? What are you fucking 12? Lol! I cook for myself and I'm not fat, must be projection lmao.
>hurr 2 hours really means 1hr10 mins because it suits my narrative, I'm totally not making shit up like a fucking retard

Holy shit your brain genuinely does not function. Here we go. Okay little guy, if you have sixty dollars and give it to mommy, and mommy spends the money on pizza, what do you have? You get pizza and you're out sixty bucks! Good! Now, if you spend a few dollars more on the internet, what do you get? A game remote! You get a controller!

you're filled with hate, OP. it seems like maybe youre so angry about your pathetic life that you got to vent or troll people on Yas Forums.

>I own have the house then
No, you don't kek. Big Mama still owns the house, kid

Your rage and fake problems are delicious, just saying.

Yeah and if she didnt spend my money I'd be down 60$ and have what I want. If I spend 90$ for online ordering, then I'm paying 30$ extra. What kind of fucking retard rationalizing is this? You're an actual fucking retard, ahahahha

OP is a baka. Thread is bait.

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And here you are, going back and forth on r9k. Seems like your life is pretty fucking pathetic too, hypocritical faggot. Garauntee you'll respond to this faggot

>everyone I don't like is reddit
Wait aren't redditors supposed to be manchildren? I don't see anybody else in the thread shitting their pants over mommy not buying a replacement game remote because they shattered it like the moronic oaf you are.

You're just a kid raging because you didn't got your toy and you try to relax by imagine yourself as powerful and in control of the situation.

But, bad news. You're just a moron on Yas Forums. You'll do no shit to your little mom. You'll just keep raging and wait for her to bring you your food as always.

You really think you fool anyone here?
It's fun to read you.

Hey man, plebbits gonna plebbit and newfags gonna newfag.

Where the fuck do you live that shipping costs 30 fucking dollars?

ugh xboxfags
>doesn't have amazon prime
>his mom isn't totally subserviant to him and all his tendie wishes because you're still her precious lil baby
>his dad isn't a complete an utter cuck that keeps letting you get away with it and continues slaving away to fund your vidya and animu and college
>don't have a job currently but even when I did my money was my own to do whatever I wanted with while mom and dad pay for everything else
I would literally be sleeping in mom's bed every night keeping her company and watching movies if we weren't in quarantine because my dad chooses to sleep on the couch. Feels good.
Put that stupid fat fucking bitch IN HER PLACE!

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Op, he doesn't live in the real world. Please cope.

>reddit reditt reddittt redit readit!!!
Yas Forums is almost as bad as reddit

Nice armchair psychology, could you be anymore plebbit? The fucking spacing too, holy fuck kekekek. I like how you think you're smart but here you are, incapable of not responding, taking the hook and reeled in easily. You're a fucking moron, I thinks it time you go back. Something tells me theres lots of projection in that post too, lmaoo

Why do all Final Fantasy males look like such faggots? That dude has the jaw and chin of a ten year old girl

I wish i was a spaz like this retard cause they just put out new controller colors

They're based on asians, idk what else I need to tell you.

I actually have fun reading you. That's why I talk with you. I want you keep writing bullshit like that. I don't care if it's real of fake, you are great as you are, please keep going.