Tfw no mommy gf - a thread for all of you hungry for maternal love. Be it a mommy...

i want a mean gf.... give me your mean gf user

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Big thick MILF thread?
2D preferred?
Sign me up.

>i want to feel loved and appreciated god dammit.
This is exactly what I was yelling about in the last thread, but I come off as a rabid offensive twat, so guess I'm too bitter for it.

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why would you want a mean gf? they don't do it in a cute way or anything like that. it's just getting yelled at all the time for little minor things like putting away her clothes in the wrong drawer or accidentally making her lunch 30 minutes earlier than she wanted it. it's awful, you feel like you're walking on eggshells every day. I hate it so much. sometimes you don't even want to wake up because you know it's just going to be another shitty day of complaints

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY CAN'T I HAVE A MOMMY GF

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Wasn't here for the last thread, but I wouldn't call you a rabid offensive twat regardless.
Respect yourself enough to hold no shame in wanting what you want.

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both 2d and 3d are fine, but post whichever you love more! :)

Well if you missed the last thread, then you dont really have a grip on what I'm like, do you?

Are you the boy who keeps to his apartment?

You'll break my poor heart if you lie to me.

I'm not sure if I'm who you think I am, but yes I rarely leave my apartment. Only for essential things like the doctor's office and to buy food. I don't really like outsiders.

There was a bitter young man in yesterday's thread that tried to console. He was a darling beneath his exterior.

why do "mommy gf" images necessitate GIANT TITS, ENORMOUS HUGE TITS. it's a bit ridiculous and in poor taste.

Was he shooting down most attempts to try and compliment him? That might have been me yeah.

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small boob mommy gf is fine too

How are you guys relationships with your irl moms?

Though I would not call myself a darling, I actively shun people away from me. That's not what a darling does, and a darling would not be as alone as me.

there is literally nothing stopping you from dumpin her

Distant. When I was a kid, she wasnt really there for anything else than providing food and a shelter. My father on the other hand.. A violent, alcoholic rat who's partly to blame for me being a delusional hermit today.

posting gfd so this thread doesnt just turn into group therapy instead of talking about gfs :3

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Yes, that's you. I hope you feel better today.

we live together and she depends on me a lot for everything. she doesn't really have anyone else and I would feel too guilty. I just wish she was nicer to me

Hardly. Every day is just the same grey slog, others I just cope with it worse. Thanks for asking, though.

very good. never had a proper argument with my mother in my entire life

Well if it's either you or her that's miserable I wouldn't let her bring my life down. There's a lot of emotional leeches in this world and you should always be looking out for your own wellbeing first

I should probably fuck off from these threads, since I dont really have many images to contribute. I just come here to be mean or whine about my life. I take fun, novel concepts and shit all over them.

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>wake up
>still a 23 y/o KHTV with no mommy gf
I wish I were fucking dead.

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Dont get me wrong, part of me wishes to stick around but I just end up dragging the experience down for the rest of you.

>tfw get a high from fighting other mommy anons over good boys

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Cute penguins.

They're MINE you whore.

But I'm not a woman. I'm the edgy boy.

I get along very well with my mom and try to call her whenever I have something to talk about or send her memes and whatnot but I haven't seen her in about a year, and I usually only get to see her for a few days at a time
She's pretty much my lifelong exclusive source of physical affection so I really liked to see her when I can, I am really touch starved atm and I really wish I could get a hug

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how do you find a mommy gf? is Yas Forums a good place to look?

>how do you find a mommy gf?
At work, I suppose.
>is Yas Forums a good place to look?
Absolutely not.

But fine, I admit it. It would be nice having someone to talk to. It's why I chose to come here again.

I posted it before but you should attend community club or join a small organization. Anything related to church is also nice. Once you're in, keep an eye out for the ones that are willing to say lewd things in front of you (in front of, not to you). The older they are, the less likely they are to care about your approach.

>you will never get a gf from Yas Forums that wants to be a mommy gf but is nervous about it because she has small breasts and is awkwardly nerdy and shy

>Anything related to church is also nice.
wouldn't a lot of these woman already be actual mothers though? can't imagine they would want to be a mommy gf to some young guy when they have kids at home. and if the kids are older then that awkward moment when you meet the son who is your age or slightly younger and he tries to do some weird machismo "flexing" on you

Sometimes, they just want a young fuck and that's your best time to springboard into the mommy gf thing.

>you will never date a 40+ woman from a church who will take care of you
fug

Try Catholicism. I speak from experience.

> I speak from experience.
are you still with her?

>been on nofap for weeks
>get lewd thoughts about my mom
>take away some of the urge by reading momcest doujins

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you too? Please give me a hug.

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>you will never have a hairy chubby milf gf that loves you

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I'm not a boy, user. Origi

are you still with him? what's the relationship like?

I'm not with anyone any more. Was fun

did you break it off or did he? my biggest fear with the mommy gf stuff is that she will just get bored and then go off with another young guy or maybe just go back to someone her own age that she finds more relatable

It was a mutual agreement. He was going to university and it would have been selfish to keep him to myself while he's out in the world.

how young do you normally go? is mid-20s too old to get a mommy gf?

"I'm not Chad, he just left a minute ago. Also fuck off, you never cared about me you're just drunk. I'm going to call the police and tell them you're trying to rape me. This is my opportunity to be free from your control-freak ass, I'm not hesitating. You're fucking done for, bitch"

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why is she sweating, that's not even that big of a blanket

tfw no dry gf