How do I get a crystal cafe gf?

on tinder i once saw an art hoe reference Yas Forums culture and normies were shit

she seemed like a pain in the butt if i am being honest

>to bait female reactions and it actually worked
>female reactions
>female

I'm nowhere close to docile femcel. I'm just honest about my feelings that's all. Because I know all you do is scream online and hold it in person or at worse bash your fists in a futile fit of rage. But i do admire the effort I really do. Being the change you want to be is something more people need to do.

What decade do you think you're in where the internet is apparently still a cesspit inhabited only by males?

What if I don't want to be spared?

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I'm going to pin a crystalcow to the ground while Trump signs the bill that makes loli mandatory in front of her

untrue, the female posters I know from here are much more well put together and well hinged than the typical robot.

I'm the subhuman?
Remember that men are the reason you can do anything at all
Men let women vote
Men let women feast of their labor
Men built societies and let women live in them
Hell if women were in charge we would still be monkeys living in trees too scared of the big scary cat that feast on us because women are too pathetically weak to defend themselves
Do you know how many women are scared of me? Just because I'm male
Just because I'm a tall male that could easily overpower them
Don't forget who lets you on the internet you pathetic whore

> t. coping manlet
The fact that you're on average stronger than most females does not remove the fact that you're pretty fucking weak by male standards, "friend"
Otherwise you wouldn't be posting this crap

I'm 6'3 and prone to engage in some banter
Scared?

That's all horseshit, you ape. Men have been made to appear as if they tread in front of women throughout history but that's only because your fucking leash let's you walk in front of us. Women are only scared of you because you're a barely-domesticated animal who could snap at any moment like the rest of your kind who are rightfully behind bars today.

>Don't forget who lets you on the internet you pathetic whore
Not you, cock. I bet your chimpanzee brain can't even name the IEEE standard for Ethernet between the never-ending pulsating images of pussy that drive your simple mind.

They're like turbo-fembots, it seems.

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Absolutely based and pinkpilled

The male was female's worst creation. Even worse was giving these abominations any physical power whatsoever.

God femcel I just want to hug you and bully you with kindness. I know your type you're not as tough as you think you are. You only lash out because you have been denied what you wanted. And I understand that. God you're so cute.

Not her, but any woman of quality has no interest in dating scrotums. Artificial insemination, making sure to abort any disgusting sons, is the only way to go.

Ok femcel.
Its ok I understand. You have reasons you feel that way and I respect that.

not really, most fem'bots' are normalshits with very whatever mental 'issues'. Very few females who post here are even half as deranged as the typical robot.

This one sounds like they are If it isn't a larp, that is.

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Sons are nothing but a nuisance and are likely to be genetic dead ends. It's perfectly reasonable to simply terminate such low quality offspring

Now do me a favor and give yourself a chin-strap lobotomy.

>Men have been made to appear as if they tread in front of women throughout history but that's only because your fucking leash let's you walk in front of us
Yes being property of men surely puts you in the position of power
>Not you, cock. I bet your chimpanzee brain can't even name the IEEE standard for Ethernet between the never-ending pulsating images of pussy that drive your simple mind.
Not of the top of my mind, mainly because I've got a job because I can't rely on some hole to give me money for having a dick. But I can use the internet, invented by a man, use a search engine, invented by men, on a computer or phone, invented by men, to look up the standard, made by men.
So what pride do you have in knowing that information, hole?

90% of them had or have a bf and 1 mile of dick inside them.
They're not equal to us.

Christ son, are you so new that you can't spot baby's first trolling attempt? She's at that age now where it's cool to "toy with boys".

It's qt as fuck

Now that you mention it, I am quite pleased that I do not possess a fuckhole and need to suffer the shame of orgasm through violent penetration.

that whole thread reeks of cross-site raiding, fuck off and stay in your lane nigger

correct

also correct

Yeah it's fine. I just wanna shitpost.

Seriously though how do we even meet these women if we aren't allowed to post on there

They seem up my alley and i'm desperate at this point

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you also got told to fuck off and that cucking is unhealthy but selective memory is a nice thing, isn't it?

>Not of the top of my mind, mainly because I've got a job because I can't rely on some hole to give me money for having a dick. But I can use the internet, invented by a man, use a search engine, invented by men, on a computer or phone, invented by men, to look up the standard, made by men
And you're no more intelligent than the average female. You're a lowly chimp that has to hide behind all those other cocks for a sense of vicarious satisfaction.

Shameful. Please commit suicide.

Be my gf, you absolute qt.
I know you're just a frustrated autist who's too weak and cowardly to say any of this in real life to all the Chads and Brads that annoy you.
You can let the fury build up inside you, then snap at me for no reason and scream at me like a banshee while trying to gauge my eyes out. I'll then twist your arm, push you on the bed face down, put you in a chokehold and ram my dick inside you. You'll kick and scream and cry, but eventually the reality of my weight pressing down on you and your inability to move a muscle will set in, and you'll accept your fate while whimpering quietly. I'll lay there for a moment after cumming deep inside you and stroke your messy hair while showering your neck and your squishy tear covered cheeks with light kisses, and telling you how beautiful you are when you cry.
You'll feel your anger morph and twist and go through multiple intermediate stages before turning into a melancholic, but relieved kind of acceptance. We won't talk to each other afterwards for an hour or two, and then just carry on as if nothing happened.
You'll probably be too tired to go on a nightwalk, so we'll just watch a movie and you'll fall asleep while laying your head on my chest. Then the cycle will begin anew, your resentment for manfolk growing by the minute, lashing out at me more and more often in small ways, each time getting closer to that final buildup that we both know is coming.
Maybe we'll ruin each other for life in the end, but it will be worth it for those moments of ultimate honesty when all the masks come off and your unwavering hatred and my insatiable animal lust somehow cancel each other out, giving both of us a moment of relief and peace before the storm starts brewing again.

this thread is a perfect example of why "gender equal" bathrooms should never be a thing; females want to be left alone and can exist in their own space just fine without a desire to invade male-only spaces, it's males that don't respect privacy and want to invade female-only spaces.

Go there and create a new thread saying you are from 4/r9k/ and bring results

I posted this and all I got was a "have sex incel" before mods ban hammered me back to here.

Of the almost 2 years I've posted on CC I've never been suspected of being a moid.

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Okay you have those things mixed up

Sounds like you're just another edgy idiot. Go do a shadow clone jutsu for me, or whatever it is you do.

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>then snap at me for no reason and scream at me like a banshee while trying to gauge my eyes out. I'll then twist your arm[...]
yeah no, women dont want this unless you are attractive or rich and can compensate abusiveness for social status and/or money

You must be thinking of another thread only two people responded to me one was the nice qt and the other told me that begging was unattractive and that I would find someone if I tried harder

>without a desire to invade male-only spaces
Then why did your kind left the kitchen?

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What happens if i created a thread there saying that im a 28 years old virgin unemployed who want a gf? And on top of that i posted a pic of my cock?

have sex dvoark you incel

>anyone who disagrees with me is female

That's why woman shouldn't be allowed to vote and stay were they belong, and homosexuals should be killed, we would have a better world if this happened and the degeneracy would stop

I sure don't. That is the nature of male and female.

Do it then link the thread

I agree completely. Society is turning into shambles and corona couldn't have come soon enough.

What board, i never browsed that shithole

Females always are the ones invading male spaces
They're the ones that fucking want gender-neutral bathrooms to begin with

do it and link the thread

You get perma banned for posting as a male or suspected.
Just go have fun talking to chicks about female problems you don't have. Ride the bleeding edge of being found out. Just don't shit the place up. We don't need to cointelpro CC just because it's there.

Yas Forums or /feels/, maybe /nsfw/ if you want to start a robot cock thread so others can post as well

crystal.cafe/b/res/50368.html

Well anyone who starts their list of standarts with "I want an abusive relationship" is someone you should stay the fuck away from.
anyone who express that they are surrounded by people who desire her and give her attention, but don't want them because they're "normie", whatever the fuck that means" is someone you should stay the fuck away from.

contrary to popular belief, pairing with someone as fucked as you when you're extremelly fucked up will NEVER lead to mutual help and understanding or even comfort. All these relationships end up being are power dynamics. Someone is always looking to be abused and someone wants to fuck the other up even more. Manic pixie dream girls are Satan, don't touch them, they're succubus who want to suck you dry of everything you have. Energy, happiness, attention, money, everything.

No matter how much you THINK you want to be with someone like that, you really don't. What autists need is support. Someone who lifts them up. Tricky part is, most people with that kind of maturity usually build this maturity through experience and when theya re at that point, they no longer want someone who is a literal project. They want someone on equal footing who have been through some of their own issues themselves.

Trannies aren't women, faggot

>tfw banned on crystal cafe for bragging about being a cat boy with a 8 inch dick that will never meet them

Got banned they are fast

crystal.cafe/b/res/50301.html#50369

Cope. Or you just underestimate just how much of a pushover women are, and how much they actually long for being lovingly restrained. Obviously I don't mean giving her a fucking spiral fracture by "twisting her arm".
Also who says I'm not attractive?

Someone that isn't banned make a cockrate thread on /nsfw/ I want to see if they allow it or at least how they react

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The mods are awake right now and I'm not telling you when they sleep.

kek look at the recent images

Just let robots show their cocks in peace

Which side are you arguing from?
Women always invade men spaces
Did you not notice your male friend group get overrun by the enemy gender?

I know you are here user

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The only way I'd accept a relationship with a channer girl would be if she was completely subservient to me, sex whenever I wanted in that exact moment without denying. She'd be my domination fuck toy and in exchange I'd provide and protect her.