How do I get a crystal cafe gf?

How do I get a crystal cafe gf?
They seem so cute

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I guarantee, the average crystalcow is way more mentally deranged than the average robot.

most of self proclaimed robots are just failed normies though

There's like a 99% chance that that post was made by a male to bait female reactions and it actually worked.

You're delusional. More like, the average women that browses Yas Forums is more mentally ill than the average robot and CC user combined.

Most girls on crystal cafe are normalfags also though.

oh believe me, I know that for a FACT. As someone who has talked to two """fembots,""" they are legitimately disturbed in the brain and just make irrational decisions.

Don't post anything again, you subhuman sausage nigger. You know why you don't have 2 X chromosomes? Because you're a fucking mutant, an abomination that can't even hope to catch the natural aesthetic of a woman. Your entire biological sex looks like the twisted reflection of a woman in a doorknob, on a bad day. You're only good for cock and acting as a scratching post for my emotions. Don't you forget that, you knuckle-dragging, drooling bafoon.

Thank you for proving my point, friend.

You seem pretty cute.
Just thought I would let you know.

I really appreciate you being honest and telling me I'm cute. You're docile, robot boyfriend material that will be spared on the Day of the Castration.

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I asked for a used goods gf to cuck and bully me in a thread and a real qt responded and wished me luck before mods deleted it