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I was cucked by my dad and it was horrible. Not the fantasy you think it is, OP.

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Your dad fucked Stacysis?

Yes, while I was in high school. This asshole fucked them and even took one on a date, where she lost her car keys in the park. My dad invited me to go to the park with him shortly after for what I thought was going to be father-daughter bonding but nope, he wanted me to help him FIND STACY'S KEYS FUCK

Haha, get fucked you incestuous retard.

Reminder that this is happening RIGHT NOW, while Tenda is sitting at home making these threads all day.

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this.
So fucking this.
>Dad = superchad - tall, broadshouldered, strong, combat vet, etc.
>Mom died when I was 6 - really messed us both up, but we got through
>I was always a little awkward, but dad siad I' grow out of it, kept coaching me on women
>When I was 16 I had a crush on a girl, but was so busy and - well, I had a million excuses for never talking to her. Found out she was going to go to university near my house, was pumped.
>19 (her, too) and first year in uni meet her there. I am nervous but talk to her a bit.
>Tell my dad I am nervous in general, he says he'll help
>At an open house day for parents he visits, he is being... well, himself. Funny, smart, charming, excellent at conversation, making every laugh and relax. And he starts talking to my crush. For 20 minutes. He invites her over for BBQ with the two of us, she leaps at the chance
>She comes over with her mom, it was a ton of fun, I relaxed a lot. My dad and her mom talk all night. I'm thinking I can date my crush, dad can date her mom.
>Dad invites them back in 2 weeks, they jump at the idea.
>Her mom stops coming (she was already dating a guy and he got jealous) but my crush keeps it up, 3 more times. Dad invites her over for a Friday afternoon. My last class on Friday ended at 4, she had no classes Friday, she said she'd come early and help cook
>I rush home, come in.
>Dad is wearing just some shorts. My crush is wearing one of his shirts, obviously nothing else on. her hair is touseled.
>I grit my way through dinner as they are all over each other.
They are fucking *married* now. MARRIED! At least they don't expect me to call her mom.

That dude's going to get corona. Bitch probably ate a bat before she sucked him off.

The only thing Asian girls eat is white cock.

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That's really painful to read, user, I'm sorry

true
the dumb tend to breed like rats

Fuck man.
I reckon you should just put ketchup packets on her toilet seat or mix her a glass of bleach and ammonia.
Screw cunts like that, your father is a nonce as well...

I would have unironically kill them and myself after that.

You gave my respect for going trough that without becoming insane user.

Do everything your stepmom says.

As a coomer, I don't give a fuck. Chad can have her. I only jerk my dick to fuel my addiction and I probably wouldn't be able to keep it up and she leave while I'm crying.

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Left is the kid of mom and Chadson.
Like the good parents they are they are making a sister for Chadson Jr.

Nigga what the fuck? I'd kill both of them

Based Christian.

KingJamesVersionOriginally.

Why?Because in 23 years I never made a move?

You wouldn't write your bullshit if you didn't already think it was bullshit.

actually Grindr is happeningots of horn robots being TOPPED as we speak

Because even if you are a pussy, a parent that loves his child would have never done anything close to do any of that user.

He literally fucked the girl you had feelings for, knowing full well that was the case. I have ended frienships for far lesser things than that.

I'm the Chadson though. I'm not afraid to speak out and talk shit to my mom while my brother acts like a good little cuckold and acts all kind to her.

I do. How do you do it?

in 2-3 years

Based Coper

Unless you've got the height, frame and face to back that up, you're not chadson, you're the assholeson.

>somewhere, anywhere, someone, somehow, someway
except for me
as always

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I wish, my mom is hot but would never do that with me.

Someone please redraw Chad as a dog.

Thanks

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Under my sheets, with my clothes on, just my pants pulled down slightly.
the fucks wrong with you

>be me, uni student
>don't have car
>use that as my excuse for not even trying with women
>"Oh, why would they want to date me anyways if I don't have a car? It's inconvenient and they'll feel like I'm immature or don't have my shit together."
>maybe it's kind of a bullshit excuse but I still feel there's a degree of truth to it
>finally get a car
>sudden boost of confidence
>I have my own place, I have a car, maybe I can actually try now
>Like two weeks later this Coronavirus shit comes to my area and everyone is self isolating
>nowhere to meet women in public because everything is shut down, uni classes have gone online, etc.
>even on tinder they're telling people to not meet up (even though grills are probably still meeting up with Chad)
>even more socially isolated than usual
Feels bad, bros.

God why are there no porn comics of this scenario. It's perfect.

your crush became your mom hahahahaha

>>maybe it's kind of a bullshit excuse but I still feel there's a degree of truth to it
of course theres truth to it. the driverslicensepill is brutal. thankfully getting a car next month.

>tfw seeing a girl tonight that I fucked a week ago
>had to tell her to leave me alone due to quarantine reasons
>finally scheduled us to hangout tonight
>gonna coom inside of her cause shes on birth control

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>failed bong test 7 fucking times
>have had 4 years of near constant suicidal thoughts
I don't even care if people laugh. I can't get any lower.

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>christianity, the cuck religion that embraced every pagan belief in its infancy just to get more converts

Okay, Chr*stcuck

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Your father is a fucking cunt for doing that to you and the girl is one as well. How could you handle this shit? Just reading this makes an inner anger in me burn

Yeah the other anons are right, I think most people would kill them.

so over for yuros. i heard its difficult and expensive to pass the test over there.

This does not concern robots we like traps and sissycunt

Post your penis user I think we need to see how you measure up

>says the Fargo Virginia NEET who ducks his hand

Lmao

huh? wat u mean? faggot

you come off low testosterone post your penis

the only place ive been going to lately is friday nights to my friends' apartment where its 3 guys and one of my friend's gf and she keeps telling me she wants to invite this other girl to introduce me to but im worried about corona what do i do

bro he is saying show your erect cock its pretty simple

ask your mom what it looks like
im calling you a faggot. its pretty simple. faggot.

Cope harder dicklet hahaha, ducking hilarious go take estrogen

Please post proof. Good lord, I'd be so mad.

I have a 5.5 dick user you must be smaller than me

>failed bong test 7 fucking times

I'm just imagining you blowing into a bong seven times in a row, fucking up the bowl everytime with bong water. I'm dying.