$50 million is deposited into your account. What do you do with the money?

Give my crush 1 million to spend 24 hours with me, have sex. With the 49 billion? No fucking clue mate. Probably alcohol and a gaming pc. That's it. Probably kill myself because I fucked the only girl I've been fapping to for the last couple of years and not have to deal with all this bullshit and low IQ subhumans, at least I'll die happy knowing I had experienced all life had to offer.

Pay off my house & car.
Finally sleep soundly.
The struggle is over.

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Ok incel go ahead and show them sex having fags who's the boss.

Find my ideal town and build a modest house exactly to my specifications. Make a new computer build. Enjoy the NEET life with the money I have left, but maybe start some business I've been thinking about, since I'd have the necessary capital.

Move into the woods in alaska and be alone

I'll make 50 kids and give them a small loan of a million dollars

Dudeeee why just why burn your failed Jew state cut dick

And the other $49,500,000?

buy a modest rural house but secretly underneath it's actually a sprawling mansion. gun range, pool, 12 car garage, 10,000 gallon aquarium, bunker, etc.

I'd buy Yas Forums then delete it.

Found a sexbot/AI company

Buy a nice house built into the side of a cliff in a rural area

Finally build an awesome rendering/production computer with a bunch of huge SSDs for my creative shit

Hire a chauffeur/buy an illegal prototype self-driving car/get a rideshare subscription because I hate driving

Buy one of those badass robot mops/vacuums that does everything for you

Spend my days making art/managing my company

Die in my robot wife's arms at the ripe old age of 130

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Buy myself a house
Finish paying for my parents mortgage
Start my own Datacenter company

spend 80k on this first

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Buy out Yas Forums from chink moot

The thing that i always found problematic about the theory of hiring a chauffeur or house maiden , it has to be someone who can be trusted , who wont feel envy or have any secret plans of stealing , taking you hostage or killing you.

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Same, man. That's why I want robots. People suck. Don't really want to share my house with anyone, but I might put up with it if it means not having to ever touch a steering wheel or clean underneath a toilet seat again

1% of 5m is 50000. It would therefore be extremely easy to live off the interest.

Buy a house to live and enough property to survive by rent alone.
Travel the world (enjoying myself and learning all I could). Try to find a good partner in the mean time.
Donante the rest (half for some animal rescue organization and the other half for the homeless)

>Hire a chauffeur/buy an illegal prototype self-driving car/get a rideshare subscription because I hate driving
Or just buy a Tesla

Buy stocks and gold so that when things calm down I double my money. Then buy a house and live out my days playing vidja with a proper gaming setup.

Live NEET my entire life

Yeah, but the problem with Teslas is that the ride-assist feature only helps with basic stop and go driving once you're already on the move and in one lane, it can't actually navigate places without intervention from start to finish. This highway assist feature is actually already implemented in a lot of 2020 cars from different manufacturers, too

Not that huge of a problem, with the autopilot anyone can do it. The only problem is that it's not legal yet

I'm pretty sure 5 million dollars will last me for the rest of my life. The rest can be split among my relatives, starting from those nearest to me by blood and going in proportion to their life expectancy (5 million for a 25-year-old, 2.5 million for a 50-year-old, nothing for a 75-year-old--or something like that.

buy face masks

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> Buy a large farm with lots of native vegetation and move with my family to it
> Buy a pickup
> Buy top of the line computer and phone
> invest into real state and live off the passive income
> pay professional programmers to do work for me like fixing a game or mod
> spend the rest of my days doing nothing and eating all that i like

Cover my parents' debts
Buy an apartment in the same district to live in
Contact an economist and consult on how to invest the rest
Invest the rest and live off %

I chop my cock off and stuff it up your fucking asshole faggot

Show her 1000 and she will suck your dick like a bitch . What a waist of 1m Lmao

Agree . Net life is the only good life

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Immediately move away from my parents and never contact them again.

I don't know, I don't need that much.

Immediately call a lawyer and an accountant and find out how much tax I'd need to pay. It's probably a little under half but I don't need it and I'd rather do things the right way.

Buy a modest house in a nice, private location and a few home comforts. Invest whatever is left in something low risk and just live happily off the proceeds until the end of my days.

Without having to spend so much time working my shitty job, I could do anything I wanted to find fulfilment. If I got bored and needed more routine in my life I could start a little boutique PC building shop or maybe a nice restaurant.

First thing I do is buy an alcohol collection and a carton of cigarettes.
then finally with money in hand I can message that girl I knew way back on Instagram and try her.
ideally I go to a pill doctor and get Vyvanse or Adderall as well so I can feel Euphoria each and every day.
Next thing I do is buy my dad a house in the city of his choosing and promptly move away. pay off my mom's house she can't seem to afford and give her some petty cash even though she doesn't have a business or anythin.
then I attempt to pay the girl I like back in high school to be my wife and buy her a house to play house with me in and a divorce lawyer to get unhitched from that dreadful woman.
But what I want to do above all else just go to the West Coast to Grandpa's house for a few days and see the beach and stuff and for Christ's sake no dimethyltryptamine Retreats I hate them
Really fancy pissing away a few thousand an original PlayStation games and console and alcohol to be honest
Maybe finance a big family reunion

Buy a gun, burn it all and kill myself

FUCKING move out of my parent's house GOD DAMN

Even though I hate my parent's. I would cover their debt and give them an extra million. I'd cover my sister and brother's debts and then for my younger siblings I would pay for their college and then some.
Then I would fuck off inawoods (buying a house of course).

>30 million: Set aside for taxes, get an accountant, the government might not take that much but I want to be sure.
>5 million: Beach house in Virginia
>1 million: Cars
>1 million: Yacht (mostly for fishing)
>2 million: Nice shit to put in my house (including BDSM sex room, many computer builds to game and browse Yas Forums)
>$2,000: Dog, related expenses (chick magnet)
>$5,000: New rods, reels, other fishing gear
>$25,000: Engagement ring (find qtpi, give it to her after 3 months)
>Put remaining amount 80% into market, 20% into checking/savings. Covers spending money, money to start a business after I've chilled for a while, kids expenses/college, retirement, etc.

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same here dood. I've been stuck with them breathing down my neck for like 3 weeks now, and this shit is mad uncomfortable.
I wanna get out N O W

Penthouse in favorite place of the coast of country.
Bentley or a Rollie
All the watches I like
Custom made suits
Home gym up to standard
Travel to Japan spend some time there (hopefully after corona ends if it will end)
Race at the wangan highway hopefully hitting 300 km/h
Give some to everyone at work, mainly because one girl who works with me I love her or whatever I get giddy when I see her. I dont even know what is love anymore, all I know shes special to my heart. Id give everyone some money just so it doesnt look suspicious when she receives it. She has kids and a husband. Id like them to have a better life thanks to me.
Buy lots of land, buy cats and dogs like wolf hybrids. Spend many days training in my forest sanctuary with my dogs and cats. Open bitchute account and post my shaman/insane warrior lunatic content.
Maybe gain a following who knows.
Buy some off road truck to have fun with.
Invest at least a mill for pension fund.
Buy my sister an apartment and fund her passion to some extent but tell her she is the only owner and cannot give it away but to kids.
Visit Charles Bradley's grave and leave a big amount of flowers and a thank you note.
Get my licence for bikes and buy a Ducati Panigale V4 for first bike hahaha yeah. try to drive it carefully
Fuck my personal 10/10 woman.

When things get boring and "IF" , buy a lot of C4 go into the woods, free my dogs and cats who would be semi wild.
Blow myself up and leave rest of money to sister.

That is if I dont find love, if I do then have a lot of kids and get them the best of everything and be to them a father I wish I had.

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Buy a car that I've wanted for a while now.
Then fuck some hookers I guess.
Why do you ask op? You offering?

beeautifuI.

Buy a house in the woods
Buy every book I want
Invest the rest and live in comfort growing a vegetable garden

>Get a farm in rural Kentucky
>Populate it with a few horses, goats, dogs
>Live a peaceful quiet life removed from society
>Pay in cash at the nearest small town when buying supplies
>Let the rumor grow that it's a zoophile paradise, invite select people to come and spend a long weekend having every cock and cunt in the animal kingdom they desire

eee yeah a personal home grown garden I want that as well. Nothing like home grown food. It has a soul. No lie.

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Keep it a secret for awhile but tell my gf i won a small amount like maybe 20k and have her move in with me and do they reveal when i'm 200% sure she 200% loves me.

Spend it all on martial arts and fitness classes, and brain surgery.

put it with my other millions

Hey Daddy, looking for a good time?~

Me and family would never work again. That's it.

$40M into a savings account with a good interest rate & use $10M for house, car, pc, and NEET stuff

If anyone asks about it, say I got only $2-3M at first, to keep the leeches away