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>a-user, those brownies you made tasted funny..
>were the eggs out of date?

I was going to say do it when she goes out, but then remembered about the lockdown.

Talking about brownies. I hope Brownielass is doing ok. She should do a live stream soon

I'm starting to think I might genuinely be an autistic dumbass. Never have anything smart or insightful to say, always stuttering and constantly bored with no motivation.

Is there any way to fix this? Maybe stick a crayon up my nose or something.

only 168 days until autumn my good friends

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>comes home from work
>user, I heard you've been a naughty boy
*pepper sprays you, beats you with truncheon and cuffs you to a lamppost naked*

Fuck off, at least you have someone you cunt

Citalopram and thank me later
T. Joo bean advocate

Lads, is it weird that I genuinely think it's better to get a zero on a test over a capped 40% grade?

I don't think I've ever been without a partner since my early teens, if you include hookups that is haha

Isn't the 1 on the left an actress?
Found a thicish 1 in a video for you but posted the link in the old thread like a fool.

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Will that make me not care about being a lonely ugly retard?

Tell her that you want to smoke again. It's not something to be ashamed of, to take one step back. But it is important to be honest. Especially because this is something that is troubling you and making you feel guilty.

I would vote you mix the tobacco and weed together, when you do use tobacco. It'll make quitting tobacco again easier. The feeling will be associated with weed, which is healthier and more fun! Otherwise, I vote you mostly just smoke weed. Get the good vibes my dude.

>muh gf
>muh gf advice
>muh gf buys useless shit
>muh gf

haha you are all such robots lads

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fucking hell lads now i want a police gf too

Nice digits but, the user had a housemate that buys useless shit didn't he?

Stopped binging oxy on the Friday after a couple of weeks on it, thought I'd have a gnarly withdrawal but honestly just felt like I had a minor cold. Probably easier than my last one down to the fact I was just binging not full blown addicted.

Miss my comfy 160mg nods lads.

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Weird how people make it a competition of how much of a loser they are

Having a read of american social media and they're all really racist. They seem to believe the foods you eat and the things you do are genetically coded and Asian/Black/White Americans are like alien species. Yanks a yanks a yank in my books.

haha gf haha sex haha roommate haha flat haha car haha friends haha

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Quints of truth. Fuck these normies need to go back to Facebook sharing memes about nandos and spoons.

There are an unreal amount of normies in here these days. Out of every available board on Yas Forums they pick the incel board to talk about their gf.

Everyone at work was being sexy leggings and yoga pants so I did too

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST HERE UNLESS YOU'RE A HECKIN INCELERINO LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Get a socially acceptabley distanced yoga class on the go

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-52183888

Man fined for nipping out to buy bread.

She looks like an actress to me as well lad, wrecking my head trying to think of who.

Enjoyed that one as well, she seemed so sad when he started telling her her uniform was illegal :(

Give in user, it makes you happy, don't let her tell you what you can or cannot do with your body.

silly prat should've had it delivered

>man caught with two young children and a bad excuse in the midlands
seen this episode before

here's my hot take lads, they don't actually have a gf and are just trying to wind up the incels

Apparently I heard on the radio that yummy mummies are doing online exercise classes

It's got me stumped s well.
Also not seen all that video yet but thought covering her number thing with that police sticker was a bit daft.

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>listening to a song I haven't heard in years
>instantly recognise the tune from a sample in another song
>check it out and I was correct, the tune was in fact sampled on another song
love being a high IQ musical genius me. Just pure smart as fuck

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if there's one thing that will actually make me bother to exercise its videos of yummy mummys

I was going to join a yoga class but got scared.keep getting emails off the yoga woman and they're now doing online courses.

the fuck is this lads? Is it civilian girls pretending to be coppers?

Not sure if the yummy mummies are in the videos but I used to go to a yoga class with my real mummy and stand at the back of the class mirin all the yummy mummy bummies

imma make wizza if i have enough yeast left
>tfw no bf to stuff my crust

everyone knows rihanna sampled avril lavigne

Mum got a call off the doctor because she's a 'vulnerable person' (health conditions) and she rambles on to the doctor about how 'my son' ignored the lockdown (that's my brother) going out on the sesh all weekend with his mates as well as having them in our house. The doctor was taking it seriously and telling her that's appalling, then the doc asks who her next of kin is for contact details and she says 'oh that's my son' (me) and obviously the doctor probably thinks I'm the one that was out all weekend.

My mother then asks for my mobile number which I repeat 3 times and she just keeps laughing and saying in a funny voice "you're saying it too quick!" (she never acts like that with me, this is because there's another person listening to her, she does this weird laughing thing to try to make me the subject of some joke whenever there's another person around or on a phone in this case) when I was telling her it slow as hell, then she tells me the doctor kept telling her there was an extra number somewhere and I stormed up to my room because she was making an ass out of me at this point.

Earlier before the doctor's phone call (which my mum just lapped up by the way, she loves acting like this huge victim with all these problems and even puts a sad voice on when she's on the phone) I was round the shop for her and I forgot her cigarettes and she went mad calling me names and shouting at me.

Incidentally the asian gentleman in the post office was coughing like hell (no mask) and I'm sure I caught corona off him, and if not him then my mum and I probably already got coronavirus off my scumbag brother and his mates.

Played some jungle games in league of legends where all my laners went 0/5 by 10 minutes in the game and flamed me for not being able to do anything when they were all inting their asses off. The kind of players that permanently ask for ganks and then just ignore you when you gank.

It's only 2pm but I'm going to bed and hopefully I don't wake up.

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fuck it lad, call the weedman. we're in a fucking crisis, least she could do is let you off for the sake of a couple spliffs to rid of the boredom

>wfh
>haven't done any work since the 27th

errrr lads I'm in trouble

get the bong out

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you know I said I was gonna tackle the dishes yesterday?
well I didn't

but I definitely will today

been saying this about my living room for the past five days

I know that feeling mate. My cycle is this:
>i'll clean on the weekend when I have time
>actually I don't want to clean, it's the weekend and I want to relax. I'll do it on a weekday
>i'll clean on the weekend when I have time
I on;y actually clen when someone comes over

Why won't your brother stay inside like everyone else?

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
And stops my mind from wumfying
Wizza wumpas

I'm filling the cracks that ran through the door
And kept my mind from wumfying
Wizza wumpas

And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
Where I belong I'm right
Where I belong.

See the seethers standing there who disagree and never win
And wonder why they don't have comfy lives

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I think my hair is the longest it's ever been at this point, it was pretty long even before all the barbers shut

There's just no helping some people lad, they live at the expense of those around them.

I'm pretty good about the dishes but I let the bog get into a right state before I clean it.

What's the bet today? Over 800 whammy!

I'm the exact same, my mates think I'm really tidy when actually it only looked like that 20 mins before they arrive. One time one of them popped over unannounced and I had to pretend I wasn't home because the place was a pig sty

Did Boris die lads

>vulnerable person
Make sure she doesn't get ill. They don't bother saving people on the vulnerable list.
bbc.co.uk/news/health-52137001

Kek naughty boy. Is work not checking in on you? Got any deadlines?

*sings in high pitch voice*
baby if you strip you can get a tip cos i like you just the way you are
*switches to deep voice*
im about to strip and im well equipped can you handle me the way i are

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Driving 120 miles isn't to buy bread.

Covid sweepstakes?
Put me down for 750

Zero deadlines so there's no pressure and too many distractions at home. They gave me filler work.

same lad except 2 years or more

lived in this town for about 5 years now and I've only just discovered it has a large nature reserve/park you can walk around

Looks like this olivia cook lass a bit.

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Buying a house was the worst decision I ever made, this place is a money and time sink. I should've just stayed in a flat.

Apus can't do deep voices, they're all natural sopranos

I could type essays about all the shitty things he's done to us over the years but it's just draining thinking about. He's just a nasty human being, but I'm stuck with him because I'm stuck with my mum and we're all in the same house.

>he fell for the property meme

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thing about police women is that their uniform hides their body. it's like at school when there was a non uniform day and suddenly all the girls had bigger tits

Nah most Apus can only sing in falsetto.
Very very few have excellent singing voices but the Sing Singers have the voice of an angel.

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>Buying a house
Good goyim!

Haha, nah in all seriousness though you are a fucking idiot unless you're making 100k+ a year. If not you're on the wheel for the rest of your life, and you'll die working well into your 70's. probably 80's.

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phew, he's going to be fine lads

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Fuck maybe I do want a pet monkey.

I wish there was a good taxi driving simulator

as if he had En Haitch Ess care

youtu.be/wgS0KgT5APc

>Maybe I do want a pet monkey

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I've not given up yet lad, lets see how this all plays out first