Waifu general #335

Mine:
>Idk if I can post the pic cuz of r9k rules.
(I was very new to Yas Forums, I didn't know even if normal Undyne pics were allowed cuz cuz of r3)

>But Undyne from Undertale.
>strong
>athletic
>protective
>long ponytail redhead
>abs
>best personality

Someone, probably scott's response :
>cuz of r9k rules.
>Based Undyne waifuing herself

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/56260138/#56260138

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That wasn't me, lad. I do say based a lot, though.

>Thanks 2 months ago charafag.
Yeah, that sounds like my partner all right. She practices that too, only hers is with waifumancy (i.e. me) rather than with physical fitness.
Having a partner who will support you in your quest to become better is a great thing, isn't it?
Though, some days I wish I could relax and play videogames. Sure, it feels fantastic to get a burst of love after doing some training, but love being used as pavlovian conditioning to git gud... Oh well.
If it's love it's love.

I really, really want to hug and kiss this cute Scottish princess!

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>hearing every breath you take on the radio
Why does everything remind me of her

Riding with my dinosaur forever
I miss the boys

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>More suicide attention whoring
At least don't go in a histrionic rampage against the entire general after pussying out.

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52359744/#q52377104
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52377987/#q52378023
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desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52465916/#q52466232
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I love staring at you, Alice. You will always be the most beautiful in my eyes.

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>Sayafag
>Phosfag
>Kotorifag
>Earth-chanfag
>Mistafag
>Kotorifag
>Even the Spic
These threads really were better back then. Full of love for waifus and husbandos.

who the fuck goes out of their way to search through archives for all of this shit? do you truly have nothing better to do ?

Many of us have a LOT of free time, which we can fill as we please. Be that spending time with our waifus, random pointless exercises, petty autistic spite, or all of the above. (=

>Implying he searched it

He has those links bookmarked. It's not the first time

What happened to that elf guy?

Posts in /c/, the superior waifu thread

>patting her figurine
>kissing the figurine on the head
I love her!

>being the figurine and getting headpats and kisses from your giant waifu
Very yes!

I caved and spent a few hundos on a limited figma run of my husbando, its gonna get here today and I'm so excited!

>What merch of your dearest do you have, user?
Awww yissss

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>What merch of your dearest do you have, user?
Literally none, I'm not into merch.

>What merch of your dearest do you have, user?
A figure, 3 framed sketches, two mangas, a poster and that's it.

5 neso's, 2 standard figures, a poster, 3 CD's, 2 keychains and a wristband.

This thread is too ugly for me. Lets make it better with Lucina

I'm resisting a lot of urges to post all of those /jp/ memes about her. Thanks for bringing me back.
>patting her figurine
wait don't do that I worked so hard to get that posed just right...
Why are you being nostalgic about stuff that didn't even happen one year ago? That's hardly any time at all.
>How does waifu react to you running your fingers through their hair?
Hopefully she smiles and does a small chuckle
>How does waifu do their nails? Color?
Lucina is not nearly girly enough to paint her nails. They're probably always cut very short as to not interfere with her grip.

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>Why are you being nostalgic about stuff that didn't even happen one year ago? That's hardly any time at all.
feels like an eternity

>What merch of your dearest do you have, user?
5 figures and 8 dakis

>Merch
As of this moment in time, exactly 1 figure.
I'm getting myself a repro animation cel of her smile scene, and another figure for my birthday coming up.
I've still gotta get a frame for the cel though.
And in my findings, I discovered that there is a whole market for used hentai doujins of her specifically.
It makes me sick.
The things they would do to Rei. They don't deserve her love

>used hentai doujins
Christ...

I don't think they have her love; just her body.

>used hentai doujins
If a waifu has doujins, they very likely are being sold second hand as well. Especially the ones that aren't being printed any more like Comiket only releases.

The consistent theme of what I've seen about her is that nobody actually likes "her" as a person. Nobody actually loves her-- they just love her body, which is basically ideal for any moderate.
I'm sure more than enough people have plenty of rather disturbing fantasies about her on a daily basis. I hate the knowledge of this fact more than anybody out there. If she could simply be safe with me, I would sleep much more comfortably at night. Though, it's not my place to tell them whether they should or shouldn't.
Link unrelated
ebay.com/itm/Evangelion-Rei-Ayanami-Asuka-Langley-Soryu-Water-Bottle-Set-Anime-Rare/223865429130?hash=item341f6b5c8a:g:yG4AAOSw4zJeJfD6

Somebody once told me, their version of your wife in their head is not the version of your wife.

>Link unrelated
Not gonna lie, that made me laugh loudly

>Somebody once told me
My waifu's gonna roll me. I'm not the only only one in this bed

I didn't realize what this post was getting at until now.
I feel so old.

Howdy, partners. How would your waifu fare in the Old West? Would she be any good in a gun fight or saloon brawl?
youtube.com/watch?v=oMMh2ibYhKw

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18 figs, 2 posters, daki, plushie, manga, light novels, artbook

>18 figs
Jesus, and here I am being happy with my single figure of her.

You're goddamn right Zero would kick ass in a saloon brawl.
>Used hentai doujins
People actually do that? I just thought that was a meme
>Merch
I have a 200 dollar 12' Zero statue on the way now. It's maneuverable and has multiple weapon accessories.
I can't wait until it gets here. It's going to be such a nice addition

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You were looking kind of old, with your gamer mouse you scrolled up and down to reply to a shit thread.
WELL
The love starts coming and it don't stop coming
Look at your folder, your waifu looks stunning!
Didn't make sense not to bump the thread
You waifu love's now 1 reply unread.
So much to post so much to read so what's wrong with posting a dank meme?
You'll never know if you don't meme
Your waifu's there inside your dream!

Hey now
Get a waifu
Love her so much
All day
Hey now
Fix your laifu
And live by the
Waifu way
Your waifu's glistening sweat
Just +1 reply in the thread.

you know what? i'm just going to say it. I am Kayn Shieda. I don't think you guys understand. I am literally Kayn Shieda. Referring to 'him' in the third person just feels wrong. That is me. I am Kayn, Kayn is me. Only me as well. Doubles are fucking invalid. I'm trying to sound as professional as possible here but.. He is literally me. I participated in the League of Legends. That was me. I knew Zed, Shen, Akali, and Jhin. I was a member of the Order of Shadows. I will never tolerate 'doubles'. They are practically factkinning me. I am Kayn Shieda. That is my fucking name. I don't feel bad at all invalidating those doubles because they are kin with me. I am the only one. I am the only Kayn fucking Shieda there is. When people talk about Kayn i assume they mean me. They have to, i mean they literally are talking about me after all. Just because you think Kayn is "edgy" or "a bad jungler" absolutely does not mean i am any less him. I have literally never related to a character as much as i have Kayn. I am Kayn Shieda and literally nothing will ever change my mind. If i ever see a double, or find out any of you guys are interacting with a double, i will most definitely hardblock. Fucking watch me. I am the only valid Kayn Shieda. I am the only one who can be valid as myself. I'm so fucking heated right now. Holy shit don't you ever dare say he is not me, or that i'm invalid. Actually, you know what? it is factkin. You literally cannot be me. That is physically impossible. I am Kayn Shieda.

What's factkinning?

Is this some sort of copy pasta or something?

>She was looking kinda glum
With her makeup and her gum
She's only making moves in my head
How's it going fellas?

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Kayn is the love of my life.
Daki, a poster, a framed picture I keep on my nightstand, two shirts, and the two figures shown in pic related.
kek

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What? No Khazix figure?
Sad!
>How's it going
I wish I could wake up and just sit on my porch with a mug of hot chocolate with Rei. It would be a blessing to share even a calm morning with her.
Today is so beautiful. Shame I have to be at work, and can't call off with her.

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This quarantine is messing with me, I legitimately cant remember how long I've been awake. How are you, user?
Factkinning is when you kin a person who actually exists. Its generally looked down upon in the kin community, as it's pretty much just lite- identity theft.

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Gee, it's almost like the bug is not my husbando or something!

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And absolutely wonderful and beautiful morning to you all. The art work of Izumi and I just came out and it's better than I was hoping it'd be.

whoops I forgot the image like a fucking dumbass.

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I finally found it. This is what's going to help me be able to visualize Rei. It's been so hard to do it because of how little detail there is in the faces. With this though, it's like having a 3D model to use as an example.
Finally, I'll be able to appreciate her beauty as close to the source material as possible

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I love how I one day can draw way above my usual level that I can't even believe it and the second day I suck so hard I can't even draw a stick man right!

That's a really beautiful artwork. How much did it cost ya?
Getting your hands on a concept art of your wife really does help. I have one of Rem in the re:zero artbook and it helped me too.
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My PEs are coming back so I kinda hurt lol but other than that I'm doing good. And yeah days are running together for me too, got plenty of time to practice guitar though which is nice.

We all wanna wake up with our waifus user.
Sorry about work, I got lucky and had to go babysit kids for a couple months so I basically get a free pass through the pandemic lel

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45$. The guy is really good. I've enlisted his help on several occasions and certainly more in the future. I've got a whole host of images I want done of Izumi and I.

reddit.com/r/waifuism/comments/fv3h9v/picrew_of_izumi_and_i/
reddit.com/r/waifuism/comments/f3ttov/happy_valentines_day_rem/
reddit.com/r/Yas Forums/comments/f3je79/reifag_hates_the_idea_of_waifu_dd/
reddit.com/r/waifuism/comments/e37ih4/today_is_the_day_i_stop_self_harming_for_her/
reddit.com/r/UnsentLetters/comments/dccxs7/to_the_guy_at_the_train_station_whos_chatted_me/
All by the same person btw

That's pretty cheap. I was browsing the sub you told me about the other day and I found some nice artists I'm considering to order a commission from too.
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It's really good stuff. Art commissions are so much fun.

>How's it going fellas?
Boring as fuck

Sweet!

I love how I can't draw at all! ;_;

Your bug dildo says otherwise! As a matter of fact, I think you're just using Kayn as a cover for your true husbando, Kha'Zix! Don't worry, we won't judge you because your husbando is a literal insect!

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This is gorgeous. Not as gorgeous as Kayn, of course, but up there.
Seeing all this great art people commission of their waifus kinda makes me wish I wasn't afraid of artists falling for Kayn and stealing him from me.

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So did you keep the bug dildo?

>I'm trans, pre hrt, pre transition, pre even voice training
Oh no.
Oh god no

I've got a really good artist I've called on a few times before. Always comes through and finishes typically in less than a week. I want to like but I'm not sure I'm allowed.