Worst life contest

Wtf is this what this board is full of now? Failed normies who could easily fix their problems if they just weren't such whiney lazy babies? Fuck

my dick is 4 inches long /thread

ah actually 2.8 inches... though an inch is like 1.6 cm but its actually 2.5 cm

Now imagine all that plus living in the worst Eastern Europe shithole.Minus having a brother,but if i had he would probably have killed himself.

anyways /thread

Alright OP here you just might have me beat but you can probably lose weight and gain some size.

im underweight my bmi is 19
inb4 fuck off roastie... no im a man
/thread

man is a bit of an exaggeration

> never being able to experience being TOPPED in a latex gimpsuit
... this is truly a terrible fate

My father abused me to the point of permanent physical scarring and pts, the only work I've ever done was sucking dick for a ten (no I'm not a female) so that I could eat (now I'm a fulltime leech), and I have a condition that makes me pull off my skin.

Shut the fuck up you dirty fucking faggot

I had my best anal sex in '09 just before notch came out with minecraft.... I was sitting at a starbucks in downtown los angeles in a gimp suit and drank some coffee with laxatives I added, when i met 2 bald-headed men in leather jackets and leather boots... At first i thought they were neonazis. But after going to the toilet i was proved wrong... those men came in tucked me up the wall.. At this point I thought theyre going to beat me up .... but they started kissing me instead... it was so hot. Anyways we had hot anal sex and I squirted all over them with my diarrhea shit while they fucked me in the ass.... It was so good that i fucking squirted out of my ASS.... My gimp suit was all dirty and their leather jackets were dirty too... but it was the best sex I had.

Blah blah blah you're a gross faggot

>ugly, fat (with big man boobs)
>horrible eyesight
>lisp, which has crippled me socially
>stuck doing a degree for something I don't care about at all
>takes 2 hours on public transport to get to campus
>the family next door have started bouncing basketballs outside my window all fucking day, which will only get worse once the quarantine ends because more kids are going to join in
>both siblings are loud and childish
>need to go over to my dead grandparents house to find silence, but it doesn't have internet and I don't have a good mobile plan
>absolutely zero motivation to improve my life, attempts last one day
>have bad anger issues and either hit myself or my computer to vent that anger; have wasted thousands on new computers

The worse one is the basketball bouncing. If you've ever lived near a dumbass family that plays basketball you understand what I mean. Before I at least had comfort and silence in my own home but they've taken even that away. I'm struggling to accept that I'll be listening to this shit for the next few years, and this is only the start of it. Tip for robots buying homes: never buy near a school or else you'll need to deal with this shit all day and be surrounded by stay-at-home mums gossiping with each other in their driveways all morning and afternoon. My only hope is that they die from the virus. I'm hopeful because apparently the kids have asthma and all kinds of other things and the father smokes, and they've been playing with other kids and families all the time so the chances they get it are decent

>normies
>this board
What do you mean

Sounds like a reasonable age to go. Tbqh if you aren't successful at age 30 your chances are gone and you might as well neck.

He was successful. He was set for life and living in an island off the coast of Puerto Rico.

>5'6
>male
I win

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>5'4
>male
>not gay
I am more winner

I knew by my careful upbringing I was doomed to some kind of horrible fate.
>be me
>get infected with the virus
>hydroxychloroquine is replaced with some kind of cultural rebrand by PacSun where they use real seawater
>the virus turns out to be a worm and not a virus at all and I begin to shit in my gimp suit
>think this is fine I'm just shitting "the virus"
>my brainstem plenum falls out me backside
>another gimp says something about the plenum joke about gimps and I wake up a vegetable
>noises are now so loud without my brain stem that I feel footsteps in my asshole of passing nurses
>they are running around because of the corona virus but can tell I'm agitate so they do what that thread earlier today was about fucking synchronized swimming in a hospital
>think that feels good but my lack of a brain stem makes it feel bad
>I stand up but someone decapitates my body with a 16 body car attached to a railway that is guided into a hospital to continue a cycle of decapitating herding gimp immunities

Did he give any indication as to why he did it? Orioriginally

He was a veteran with bipolar and ptsd

>father ditched us when I was young
>mother took it out on me and abused me
>she got a boyfriend
>he does the same
>ran away from home multiple times
>got kicked out at 17
>spent a few weeks/months homeless
>get picked up by youth homeless program
>get put in a small apartment in crappy part of town
>work minimum wage job
>only solace I get is from Yas Forums
I figure I'll probably kill myself sooner or later. Sorry about your brother OP.

Sure
>when I was eight my mother had a heart attack (she was 30 years old) in front of me I called the ambulance and when they arrived her heart had stopped. She was in the hospital for 6 months because her heart kept stopping and I had to live with relatives
>I figured out the dad of the cousins I was living with was fucking his 13 year old daughter. I told my dad who told the cops so the guy was arrested. His wife and kids blamed ME and all beat me so I had to live with others for a while sleeping on the floor of the utility room by the furnace
>My mom took years to recover and was very frail. Dad was working more hours to pay for her care. When I was 14 dad fell asleep at the wheel and crashed, dying instantly.
>The shock gave mom another heart attack that weakened her so much she was bedridden
>Friends hired me underage and paid me under the table so I could keep mom out of a poverty home and I could stay in the house (dad's insurance paid off the mortgage, thank goodness) so I was working full time from 8th grade. The teachers 'looked the other way' and made sure I passed everything.
>I enlisted in the army at 17 years old so mom would get healthcare. Did well, got a good assignment, moved mom to base housing and she had good care.
>While I was on deployment aged 19 she just... died. In her sleep.
>Came back for the funeral, then went back overseas
>IED went off. Had a traumatic brain injury
>Lost my left eye, left arm, hand, and leg crippled; tongue partially paralyzed; nerve damage, burn scars to left side of face, no hair left side of head
>No I am scarred, walk with a cane, wear an eyepatch, and slur my words so badly I usually just write things.
>I have some disability, but I wasn't high rank so I have a small studio apartment near the end of the bus line
>Was so busy caring for mom and working I'm a KHHV
I mainly sit at home watching movies and reading forums.

I am a 5ft3 male who is barely over 100lbs. What do I win?

I have no limbs

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Just try being a tranny you faggot

i'm not mentally ill enough for that

I'd like to say I'm a good boi now

>dad is a violent schizophrenic paedophile from a rough city
>my mum was also violent
>parents moved from Manchester to Taunton in 1981 because racist
>had my sister in '89 and me in '92
>used to beat me, lock me in cupboards and wash mouth out with soap when I was as young as 3
>had to watch and sometimes get caught inbetween parents physical fighting
>mum and dad divorced in '95
>mum took me and sister to Manchester women and childrens home
>met a guy called Frank
>he used to beat me and my sister, swung us by our ears until they bled
>dad set up a meeting and took us to Exeter
>sexually abused me, physically abused me, mentally abused me and verbally abused me
>used to go crazy a lot, heavy drinker. extremely violent
>dropped sister off at cop station in June of '97
>I'm with this crazy bastard until late '98
>go into care
>am withdrawn
>I molested kids when I was a kid (even living with my dad)
>my foster dad cheated on my foster mum so there were a lot of fights there
>foster dad has punched me on occasion
>I tried to fuck foster sister
>killed her hamsters and a dog
>pyromaniac
>thought about mass murder a lot
>thief
>vandal
>I attempted burglary once
>zoophillia
>foster dad rinsed my mum out of 30,000 quid last October and the resulting animosity between them made me fucking worried
>but they renewed their vows for 25th anniversary so whatever
>in 2018 find out paedo dad died in 2015

At least now you don't have to share the house with your sibbling.

damn, user. I guess you're the winnner

if you are cute enough, you can find yourself a mommy pegging gf

You are so pure user. Bless you for being a true hero x

I learned I had autism at 16 wdym too late , 20 is never too late as long as it isn't Chris Chan level

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psychopath of mom decide to transfer me to another school and lost all my friends, she didn't even care afterwards she did it just because she was a bad parent and made bad choices as one then I was the autist who always stayed on his phone, and then one day in 7th grade after coming from her day job she didn't gave a shit after smoking accidentally destroyed my only way, that's basically death for an autist guy. I couldn't connect with anyone and basically rotted in loneliness and pretending to work for highshool.
Then when I came to uni, she didn't even wanted me to do that she wanted me to go wageslave, farewell user

The feels were strong. Sorry user.

Niggas getting legs blown off in Zionist wars, kids killing themselves... Fuck me! You know how all our problems would be solved?
Exterminating the Jewish people.

what kind of abuse was it user? my father left us too but my mom was the total opposite. what was being homeless like?

oh its the get TOPPED user, how are you doing man, i did not see you in a while

Im not the original get TOPPED user, I kinda caught it from him like the coronavirus. But yeah im continuing his ( or their) legacy.

well a shame i hope you as the new get TOPPED user are doing fine

I like you user you are really empathetic... You should get TOPPED by a beautiful blonde aryan stud

You are fucking insane in the head, schizos start thinking everyone is at to get them.

Kill the mother in her sleep

>as long as it isn't Chris Chan level
I'm like CWC but slightly more aware of my situation and not as stupid as he is. Well, I'm pretty stupid but I sort of have specialized intelligence in certain areas that makes me employable.

You don't sound like you're happy but you don't sound like you need to be stuck in that unhappy state forever. You can work on fixing your degree situation and you can move out someday. Some of your problems are a borderline a joke, like
>need to go over to my dead grandparents house to find silence, but it doesn't have internet and I don't have a good mobile plan

Just fucking get some internet, a mobile plane, or something else to do. The solutions are right in front of your face.

Physical abuse, getting beat and that kind of thing. Being homeless was pretty rough but you get into a routine. I managed to make friends which definitely made things easier but it was never "easy" in itself. You know it's odd because I almost miss it sometimes, it was a very meaningful time in my life.

>28 years old, male, caucasian
Pros:
>Have steady job, 65k/yr
>Attractive facial structure
>Skilled fisherman
Cons:
>Adult acne (always at least on zit on face)
>5'8, can only date short girls
>Virgin
>No gf since 17 years old
>Haven't been on a date since 23 years old
>Deceased father, never talk to mother

> first boyfriend asked me to marry him then came out as gay, then went on to dress as a trap for a few years, now writes erotica for a living.
>second bf raped me
>diagnosed with ocd, adhd, dyslexia , major depressive disorder
>3rd bf raped beat and drugged me, still fucked up from this obviously
>tried therapy once, therapist fell asleep during second appointment
>go mute in social settings
>panic attacks regularly
>no friends obviously
>mom blames me for getting raped the first time. Never told her about the second time.

Tldr, I am a stupid foid who makes bad life choices.

I think your dad committed suicide user

You deserve to die in pain, worthless piece of shit

How about you post proof you larping little faggot show us those stumps, the only thing you lost was your buhymen from getting fucked in the ass

Dude you are a perfect bottomboi have you ever been TOPPED?

TOPPED user reporting in been busy senpai

You are doing God's work

Thanks for the blessing user, your preaching has been an inspiration to me. Life is different thanks to your words,
I found meaning in life. Its about making sure that other anons get TOPPED.
Life is fulfilling thanks to your great words.

You guys are gay lmao thanks for the laugh though

>29 kv
>neet on autism bux
>diagnosed autism and schizofrenia/schizoid
>kicked out of home at 18 by unloving shit parents
>tried to lose virginity to a prostitute, my penis couldnt get hard after some succ, so i awkwardly left
>laze around all day, takes me 1.5 hours to get out of bed
>havent showered in 2 weeks, which is pretty good
>been a neet for about 9 years
>have no direction in life and if my bux would be cut id be homeless
>only things i enjoy are things that are relevant to my specific autistic interests

the only thing im waiting for in life is to ai and automation to take over all jobs so i can watch all humans become worthless neets like me, and hopefully see the world burn. schadenfreude, the joy you get from someone else's misfortune, is whats keeping my alive. pretty pathetic, i know, but for some people, its all they have