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Ah. Someone made a new thread I see
An OG picture too. Where there were good posts

I recently applied for universal credit and had to enjoy 2 hours of hold music.

What kind of music do you think?

I've completely forgotten what the music was like but believe me, it isn't something you would want to listen to.

Vivaldi's Rites of Spring from Four Seasons.

make it stop
MAKE IT STOP

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Now that I read my post, it sounds retarded.
What I meant was, I've forgotten what kind of music it was exactly (as in genre) but it becomes a muffled mess after a while of listening to it so you zone out.

I want to know who makes the adverts for listerine, banging tunes

It's been a while since I've seen a Listerine advert. What channels do you usually see them on?

I love eggs and watching telly and this is the greatest piece of music ever written youtu.be/pais41IW5dk

I've heard this before but I can't remember where.

This thread was first. Fuck the other thread, it's shit

op said he was deleting it, thats why I went to the other

Idk I dont watch live telly much, it's usually whatever my mum is watching when I walk past, she likes doctor pimple popper

Are there any Somali incels in these threads?

Best time for bennies is 3-4

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They're all in East London mate.

NHS hold music and I think some other public services might use it too
I made this thread, I didn't say I'd delete it, not sure why someone else said that

Fucking bullshit.
The most you can do online is submit the initial application.

They used to call you to arrange an appointment but now they ask you to call them... I've submitted the first application on Friday and hopefully I get a call later today or I'll lose my shit.

>tfw already on bennies when the rona hit
>tfw haven't logged into my universal account in over 2 weeks now

literally hope it gets worse. Haven't been in a job centre in just over 2 months now hahha wahey

5G KILL GRID IS KILLING DA FOOKIN TREES! ITS A GENOCIDE MAN!

youtube.com/watch?v=aTV1d4SnCMQ

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going to have steal my brothers chips, but I can't take them from just one bag incase he notices
handful of wedges
handful of crinkle cut
handful of straight cut

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You can't get nothing past big Bazza.

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l love this mad bastard

listening to the chameleons - script of the bridge. first time listening to a rock album in a little while, usually just listen to hiphop tbqh. great album so far

He's like a Norf meme come to life. Funny thing is some brainlets are taking this shit seriously and setting fire to telephone masts lmao.

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My British dream is to live in a suburban neighbourhood with a wife and kids.
Ideally my wife stays at home, posts on Mumsnet, loves to gossip with the other mums at the school when she picks up our kids and also it would be great if she takes part in Facebook groups that sells various things.

Pity shes taken...
youtu.be/hXQbRA9RyLA

Fuck me I don't want one like that, I want a sexy one.
I want our money to come from my job, not the DWP.

what the bloody 'ell did they mean by this...

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Lads why do we even need 5G? My phone has 4G and it's literally instant to load pages.

Why wouldn't you want it?
It's better than 4G and provides more than better connection for mobile phones, it can be used by companies too.
Technology can never be "good enough".

wish I could go back and do things differently
wish I hadn't wasted so many years doing nothing
wish I had acted on things
29 this year and full of nothing but regret

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Same but 10 years younger.
Any advice?

Estrogen will take a couple of weeks to arrive, possibly longer due to the current global situation

Anyway, the John Cena vs The Fiend "match" is pretty interesting

>Find your passion in life and never stop doing it
>Fuck ANY girl that comes your way, seriously nobody will care you had sex with a fat/ugly girl 10+ years ago
>Don't jump into long-term commitments like a mortgage or a studying course unless you're certain that's what you want
>Live with your parents as long as possible and show them appreciation
>Don't do manual labour jobs, your hands and knees will be destroyed
I could go on forever

It should be illegal to be a tranny unless you can actually pass for female.

>The World is waking up, share all of ANTHONY STEELE'S recordings, they are a lifeline to you, your children and future generations. IT IS FACT, 5G KILLS and people must realise this fact, realise it urgently...
>An example needs to be made out of the government just like we do to criminals to make sure they never think of redoing this in the future
>Im making orgonite soon and buying an emf meter also need advice on how to disable the 5g on the street lights i know i can get a key and do it.
lmao at the comments on the 5g conspiracy video

I find it interesting how that 'good old days' / 'rose tinted glasses' illusion still arises on a virtual messaging board like here, which you'd think would lack the complexity for people to hold those kinds of beliefs as people do in the outside world. Very interesting how the psyche works.

I just hope those anons with such an illusion realise soon how dumb it sounds to have a golden age of tripfags and such on a mangrovian fremseque penaching board.

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Nearly 35,000 followers on tumblr lads, posting degenerate cuck porn.

Link it lod.

How do you meet a shy girl?

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I don't know lad. I used to think it was bollocks when lads would talk about the thread being better in the past but agree now. The nights threads now are full of arguments and bait, never used to be like this is in 2017 etc. This thread has been fine so far, last thread was bad though. Well, this is my opinion anyway, im interested in reading yours

Nah, I imagine people will report be and get me banned there if I post it here. All I really do is post pictures and write a caption or little paragraphs to accompany them.

Is it interracial cuck/white extinction stuff? I used to be really into that during my stormfag days.

Drinking tea and eating some chocolate digestives while my wife sucks my cock.
Life is good.

Nothing over the top like extinction stuff. Mostly just interracial porn put into cuck context, 'why he's better than you' sort of thing. I get offered money by dudes wanting me to write stories about their girlfriends etc.

First ever British WWE Champion, he's Scottish, my 6'2 friend would be proud

Also, Andrew, I suppose

No judging here mate, I run a femdom/humiliation fetish blog on bdsmlr. I thought they banned porn on Tumblr anyway?

Camerasfilming from the sky
There ain't a NEET in sight
It's stopped raining, every Apu's out to play
And don't you know, it's a beautiful new day, hey
Running down Seethe Avenue
See how the sun shines brightly
In the city, Oh the lockdown earns us pity
Mr. Good Fren is singing here again


Mr. Good Fren, please tell us when
You got locked away for so long (so long)
Please sing us a song?
Mr. Good Fren, please tell us when
You got locked away for so long (So long)
Please sing us a song??

Seether with the sulky face
Welcome to the Apu race
A celebration, Mr. Good Fren's up there waiting
And today is the day we've waited for

Mr. Good Fren, please tell us when
You got locked away for so long (so long)
Please sing us a song?
Hey there, Mr. Fren
Would you like a wizza then?
Look around, see what you do
Everybody smiles at you
Hey there, Mr. Fren
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around, see what you do
Every poster loves you too

Mr. Good Fren
Mr. Good Fren
Mr. Good Fren

Mr. Fren, you were a spaz
But soon comes Biggest Baz
Creeping over, now his hand is on your shoulder
Never mind, I'll remember you this
I'll remember you this way

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You can get around it a lot of the time, but obviously it's a pain in the ass when a load of shit you post gets flagged. Makes me miss old tumblr when if you had a specific fetish, you could find pages dedicated to it with ease.

>that time every so often when a random picture genuinely makes you chuckle
What was the last one for you?

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Wrestlemania night 2 more like wrestlemania night poo

This one, solicited a chuckle from me for sure.
As did your image.

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For me, it's listening to choons while grinding wumpa on CTR.

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>Is it interracial cuck/white extinction stuff? l used to be really into that during my stormfag days.

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>yes I larp about being a big cuck

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This pic the other night on Yas Forums.

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I know I fucked up, I'm just a loser
Don't deserve wizza, guess I'm a quitter
While you're out there wagin', I'm just here thinkin'
'Bout where I should've been
I've been lonely, mm, ah, pu

Wumpa pouring down from the ceilin'
I knew this would happen, still hard to believe it
Maybe I'm dramatic, I don't wanna seem it
I just want it wumfy

I'm a sad apu, in this big world
It's a mad world
All of my frens know what's happened
You're a seether (ah!)

lads did you know bill gates' dad was given an award by Hitler and Bill himself wants to kill us all

Fuck sake, what unwumfiness caused the picture not to post.

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it doesnt get better fren
*bang*

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Had three 'zas last week. Now that it's a new week I might have PJ's (Papa John's) today. A large, stuffed crust, 'roni and sausage 'za. Yum.

just had a 'ken 'wich with 'naise and 'mato.

Kind of surreal how many songs are being made about me on here. Glad I can be a source of inspiration lid.

I had a pepperoni wizza earlier.

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Mate you need to change it up a bit, you're always eating these boring sandwiches

what's the cutoff age for becoming a youtuber?

I highly rated mixing different chips up with your tendie din dins, quite the varitey of flavour and texture chaps.

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>Fuck ANY girl that comes your way, seriously nobody will care you had sex with a fat/ugly girl 10+ years ago
I lost my virginity to a 16 year old when I was 23 because we came onto me in a society where men are shamed for not sleeping with females and are told to take any chance they can. Lost the best woman that I ever met because of this.