If you have these two beautiful girls: Muffy and Audrey all to yourself during this quarantine? Personally, I'd get a lot of use out of them. I'd start the day with the usual: wake up, shit, drink water, shower. I shower twice a day to stay clean and get all the grim and gunk out of me: such as my matted hair and eye crust. Then I'd go downstairs and have some easy 1 minute microwave apple and cinnamon oatmeal heated up in a big mug. Both the girls, as implied, would be staying at my place. They'd sleep in a bit longer than me, but they'd both be up by 8:15. They'd sleep in different rooms than me: they'd share a room then I'd have my own "King's Chamber" to myself. Their room would be cute because it would be split; muffy's aesthetic versus audrey's. I'd like to think that audrey would just start the day with a fat shit, then come downstairs (she might even forget to wash her hands, dirty girl) and kiss me on the lips, giving a nice big smack, she might even make me suck on her possibly shit particle covered fingers! Woo woo woo woo! I'd also feel her love handles and with my left hand reach around and really feel one of her checks, pulling on it. She'd have froot loops with milk in a glass on the side. A really special and unique girl. Makes me so happy thinking about her. Makes me smile. Muffy would of been showering and really getting dolled up, making herself pretty and soft. She'd come down to our beautiful rustic brown kitchen with soft lighting and make some biscuits. I'd be full from my oatmeal but to not disappoint her I'd have a biscuit of hers. I'd be so embarrassed of farting though because I'd be so full, so i'd be carful to eat it in such a way so I wouldn't fart. Audrey wouldn't mind me farting because she does it herself, she is a natural sort of girl.
What would you do?
Muffy is way more cultured, she'd even speak french and be well educated in french literature: able to recite passages of Rousseau and Shakespeare's "Henry V" (alternatively: Shakespeare's "Henry the fifth".) Audrey wouldn't even shower in the morning and while muffy was eating her breakfast watching videos on her ipad I'd be tickling audrey in the family room wrestling and roughhousing with her. She'd be yelling stuff in german and I'd be tackling her. The goal would be to try and kiss the other person's neck while preventing them from kissing yours. To make audrey feel good about herself I'd let her get in a couple neck kisses that she wouldn't normally be able to if I was trying my hardest and not purposely letting down my gard. I'd also duel muffy in tik tak toe, she'd let me win easily in order to boost my ego, but I'd geinuely think it was because she was dumb and I was not so dumb. We'd be all set to go out now - now, I know what you are thinking "but user! Its quarantine! You can't go out!" Well, you'd be right. But you forgot two very important things. 1.) im a bad boy. 2.) I dont give a fuck. 3.) aubby dont give a fuck. 4.) muffy will succumb to peer pressure 5.) i live in the middle of nowhere so walking in the forest with these two beautiful girls is perfectly fine. Awww yeah. I would sort of be like walking the dogs, muffy would have a leash and dog collar. I'd be in full control. But she'd walk next to me, on my left, holding my hand. We'd walk slow and be very much cultured: a true lady would be by my side. In other words, muffy would be like that old dog you have that loves you, obeys you, and just walks. Audrey on the other hand would be like a spider building its web on crack cocaine. Youd think that she just watched scarface for the first time or listened to fortunate son over some vietnam footage. Perhaps even she might of played the battle of austerlitz from napoleon total war.
She'd be running around, sort of prancing. She'd smell cause she would of showered, still have bedhead, just wearing something casual. Digging holes in the dirt next to trees. While, muffy would just be holding my hand, id be dressed quite dapper as well. Shed be such a good wife. Shed stop to pick mushrooms and stuff. Audrey would just be playing in the dirt, mixing water with dirt, looking at the clay, eating bits of bark. It would have been a bit cold to start, so id have to give muffy my coat. Audrey would have enough fat on her and be moving around enough to stay warm. With not too long of a walk, we'd read a point by the river where the river becomes very cool. (and i dont mean this temperature wise! As the river would be nice a warm, a great contrast compared to the outside temperature!) We'd all underess, muffy would be sure to set out a blanket and stuff first so we could not have our stuff ruined. I'd hope in first, then audrey would come to my arms and id lift up that heafty girl and slide her into the river, pushing her against the riverbank feeling her big fat fucking juicy body, kissing her and having so much fun playing with her curves and soft pillsberry esc jiggly plump squishy body. Kissing her neck: she'd be laughing and we'd be in so much love it would be fucking unbelievable. To kiss her would be amazing in that moment.
Once audrey was in and that was done with, id actually get out of the river to go pick up the now, like us, completely naked muffy. Shed be so pale Id pick her up completely and slide/hop down back into the river. This would prevent her from getting muddy or scraping herself. From getting any cuts or anything that would harm or damage her perfect body. We'd have some jams playing, you know it - kasper's youtube music playlist would suffice: so stuff like TMBG "the communists have the music", MGMT "when you die" and the orion experience's "the cult of dionysys" The water would feel so fucking good and these beautiful girls which id love so much with all my heart would be there kissing my hot bod and bathing me. Like a roman. Scrubbing me down. Washing my thick black dense hair, that they would of fallen in love with. Muffy taken her slightly long nails to get rid of any possible crusties that I have in my hair, really scraping my scalp, but in such a good way. Audrey in front of me just letting me view her naked body, glazed and enhanced by the water. Id be so horny but i would never fuck them. Id just enjoy being extremely fucking horny with this beautiful naked, extremely fuckable, audrey in front of me. Shes such a breeding sow. Id love these girls with all my heart. And theyd love me as well. Theyd be extremely loyal.
So much effort
Audrey is the biggest cutie out there I want her to violate and abuse me
Alright so youre gonna watch me fill them to the brim with my translucent mayo and having their wombs inflate. Having an offspring which looks like me and audrey there is no dream holiest than this. Sucking on her breastmilk giving me an extra ammount of test making me an even angrier bvll ready to inject even more between her sweet soft buns
Her divine med face her bottomless black eyes mesmerised and glistening. Climaxing and kissing her on her cute chip nose
oh my god audrey must be dripping if she is reading this. you cant be a real robot unless you orbit audrey.
She deserves to have some hot erotica dedicated to her. She can write in these threads for once even if she doesnt drop pics
Imagine audrey beating you into a vegetative state and then showing her most feminine side fluttering her eyeashes showing her wide hips and strong calves. Cushioning you in her soft sweaty titties while you stand there with an uncontrollable errection pulsating and being able to do nothing about it as she crushes your balls with her strong fingers.
i bet she made this thread. had to throw muffy in there as a red hearing to make it not obvious. i wonder if some cum tributes happened then no posting about her would make her come back out. cause shed know the amount of love for her, then just a couple new selfies and the doors would open back up.
OP is trying so hard to get this NO ONE some following. 2 people did all these replies. Keep in mind. She will never be like marky
hi tahlia. i saw you deleted your reddit posts lol
What goes through people's mind when they write stuff like this?
Cope. Who the fuck is talia. This is a markyfan
Some retard trying his best to make this random girl a e girl
Yeah because marky is a whore who showed her plowhole and tits years ago and there are always people whod jerk off to such prostitutes
. You try your hardest and yet youre the only one making these threads about her. Does it depress you, just to know...... How alone you really are
what goes through my mind? exactly what I wrote!
Makes me proud that audrey is much more than this roadside cheap disease spreader
I didnt make the thread
audrey is such a pure military angel wed learn about the USSR and napoleon together.
What's so special about this fat mutt?
At east Marky is actually pretty and Kasper has an exotic beauty. This Audrey girl looks average as fuck.
She looks comfy to be around. Gives off this homely vibe idk. Her obsession with military stuff seems quite genuine and most probably shes a big sperg.
Hey dont be jealous, there are many beautiful girls out there each in their own way. If u want to make a thread yourself but dont ruin other threads ;)
she is just a special girl. she actually has a soul and personality. she is extremely fuckable. she looks like alot of fun to play with and play around with. very kissable. you can be rough with her. play in the dirt with her. she can get straches. sleep in the hay with her. really roughhouse with her unlike these other girls like kasper or muffy. please m*rky is just a whore unlike audrey lol
marky is best girl and thats a fact
Nah she could be a solid 4th or 5th tho
i love neanderthral primal girls!!!!
I was thinking the same thing. Terrible mental illness no doubt
Wow marky was a huge headed fat girly when young. Yikes
i prefer to call it insatiable love
>people woreship this
LMAO
That's photoshop, dumbass.
Kill yourself.
what you just posted? yes
>people orbit this literal orge
>disgusting orge marky
This is a marky thread now?!?!?
oh my god post more i love jerking off to this gorgeous orge holy fuck
Calm down OP. Anywats might as well juet fuck them constantly
Yeah shes a special one!
she is uglier than kasper after the lip injections lmaooo people unironically follower her wtf!?!?
sounds hot
>She deserves to have some hot erotica dedicated to her.
starting writing something really good then, take your time
I would talk to Audrey about military vehicles!
what are your favourite ones? what nation?
I'm not particularly into modern vehicles unless they're especially unique, but I could probably go on for days on end about British tanks from the two world wars.
I reject your choice and substitute my own. I want a homely fembot to stay with me during the quarantine. I am a big guy with a fat cock and a deep voice and I want to shower a disillusioned, tired little woman with tender affection.
Do you think it's the same one who says she 'stalks pickmes', types in half capitals about how big her brain is and always pops up eventually in tahlia threads?
KASPER #1
Origibakippo
>tahlia threads
I havent seen one of those for a while, are there any updates?
nothing since the simp archive argument a couple days ago
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How do you orbit a woman you know to be a whoreish roastie?
How could u not? Just look at her uWu
Ugly whore/10
>britbonger tanks
>not japanese WW2 LMGS & HMGS
oh user...
No way man! U must be a jelly femcel!!!
you dont even need to edit the kennidi ones
Talk to her on her Youtube?
she doesnt have any videos
Youtube channels have a discussion page you can comment on
thats not desperate or cringy for him to do at all.
actually cringe. holy crap.
What do you think about the goliath
I think its pretty sick
idk user i never built them in coh.