Weekly Family Thread

Ask for advice, share stories, give advice, the usual. Keep it generally family-related.

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My dad keeps saying we spend too much money on food and then throws away entire packages of food

He also accuses me of being over-eating chan when I had years of my life when I refused to eat... life is hard

Does anyone else know that he throws away food?

mods keep deleting this thread, not sure why though
>My GF and i decided to go off BC
>decide the best bet is to be intimate every other day
>Haven't had nor wanted sexytime together since
What is wrong with me?

Oh good it's that one again. Great.

I'm sick and really don't want a corona test bleh. Also Persona 5 is destroying my life and I'm gonna cry when I have to choose between continuing that and starting FF7.
That's dumb. Eat all his food and then slap him with raw hot dogs.

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Yeah everyone sees it but they stay quiet
It's my own food that no one else likes.
I'm just tired of being accused of being overeating chan when I have other hobbies. Theres people who get pregnant as hobby and no one tells them to stop it.

How do I stop OCD/intrusive thoughts about the past? All my shameful/hurtful/angry memories replay in my head at least twenty times a day, and I feel them just as bad as I did back then. The rage it drives me to is unbearable.

Oh sorry, didn't see the topic. Ignore.

He gets take out I cant eat his food lol
But yeah I can control my eating and he knows this but still claims I have a uncontrollable impulse towards food

>mods keep deleting this thread, not sure why though
Was there a previous thread today that I missed?

>Oh good it's that one again
Here, you can make a new one.

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Have you ever really confronted him about it? More than just saying a meek little stop, but rather going further than that.

I kept seeing the "deleted" threads in the archive (Yas Forums's, not desu or whatever). Doesn't that mean it just didn't get bumped?
Okay.

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>file name
Just how much of a dramatization?

Uhhh this was a bit ago so it wasn't Persona 5, I think I was playing DMC3. And they weren't pajama's so much as they were big ugly sweatpants. And instead of sex eyes I probably looked like this.

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So I got my dad put in jail and he wants me to visit him it's pretty weird what should I do the people Im staying with are telling me I shouldnt go but it's my choice

they were being bumped, like 3 min apart between bumps

I would advise that you go give him a visit

These aren't family topics. Girlfriends aren't "family" either, unless you have children with them.

Then why does Bumpanon post here about his girlfriend?

Saw my sisters' titties, thanks corona-chan.

were they nice titties? How would you rate them on a scale of 1-10?

Probably because everyone pitches a fit if you attack any of the regular posters.

Really? I haven't quite noticed that very much.

Bumpity fuckity faggity I barely realized that it was Sunday

Not him but you're either blind or playing dumb. This thread is so ridiculously clique-centered. You guys push people out for anything that isn't sucking the dick of the people who post here regularly. To make it worse other than the people that don't posts stories and content post literally fucking nothing.

Most people eventually get advice. It takes some time, and people respond more readily to regular posters, but most everyone gets advice at some point.

Sorry to miss last week. Been busy helping my family bunker in for Corona. How y'all surviving?

Stress? The world is in turmoil, and that may be dragging you down.

You might benefit from Cognitive-Behavioral therapy. It can help you learn to deal with intrusive and harmful thoughts and feelings. For example, I learned techniques to catch negative thought loops before they fully manifest, allowing me to disrupt them before I have a panic attack or lie in bed hating myself.

Look, don't try to chase people off if they aren't trying to cause trouble. Let them stick around, keep the thread alive, and maybe contribute to it. You don't need to police the thread just yet.

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what manga is this from? originallll

>My dad keeps saying we spend too much money on food and then throws away entire packages of food
If you didn't buy so much he wouldn't have to throw it away.

>How y'all surviving?
It's finally starting to get to me. I had been doing fine up until the last couple of days, but quarantine is starting to suck.

Are you him lol? Typical Xd

Also >keeping fridge full bad

I just want my fridge full it's not the devil

Qualidea code incest doujin.

>lol
>Xd
>failed greentext
You have to go back

I did those on purpose to make the le quirky post, you just chose to insult me instead of making it quirky

>it's an unironic I was only pretending post

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I had to type XD, there was a thought process behind it. I accused you of being my dad behind the internet screen so I typed xd because it was a SO QUIRKY JOKE

I wish I had a cute sister to snuggle with.

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I want the whole story user. Did you vigorously snuggle with each other?

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>I'm not tired at all
>Wakes up from an unplanned 6 hour nap
What
We're living. I thought I was getting sick but I feel okay after my random sleep.
Uhhh yes. Very vigorous. I guess technically there was no penetration so yes it was all snuggling in a sense.

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BUmpity fuckity faggity it doesn't feel late at all

>Uhhh yes. Very vigorous. I guess technically there was no penetration so yes it was all snuggling in a sense.
I'm not content with only this user.

What do you think BC is? Baka

I think it might be stress. It is a lot to put on someone and times are tough. Maybe I'll discuss it with her, pulling out for a bit until it feels right

Bumpity fuckity faggity discipline allows for self improvement

Bumpity fuckity faggity probably gonna get to sleep soon

Blankey yay

Missed you.


So last week it got deleted but with everything going on Nii has been home a lot more and it's been nice but he has been getting bored and harassing me while I clean but been hugging and kissing me more than usual so that's nice too. Been playing Rune Factory 3 once I got him to set it up for me and its been fun to play.

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Also I have a few things that happened.

Few days ago
>sitting at home relaxing
>nii asks me to go get some things from the store
>ask why he can't go do it
>"I don't want to, go get it please."
>ask him why do I have to do it and he tells me the same thing
>end up going to the other side of town to get the stuff
>get home and the lights are off
>come inside and he is right there
>tells me to strip
>wut....
>end up doing it and he puts one of my slip over dresses on me
>he brings me to the table
>he had cooked us food and had candles lit
>sits me down and we eat
>tells me I look beautiful in the light
>makes me feel really happy
>really a sucker for romantic things
>he plays some old love songs and takes my hand and slow dances with me in the livingroom
>"I haven't been able to take you out much and I'm sorry, I want to give you a date even if we can't go out because you are the most precious thing in the world to me and I love you."
>feel my heart about to explode
>kiss the dork
>really long kiss turns into more
>before I know it we are making love in the faint glow of the livingroom
>its gentle and sweet while the music keeps playing on
>we look into each others eyes the whole time and I feel so close to him
>all I think is that I really really love this man
>he pulls me really close to him when he finishes and we just lay on the couch in each others arms

Was a truly wonderful night.

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Bumpity fuckity faggity I'm gonna get to sleep now. Goodnight everybody, keep the thread up

Do you prefer this one?
That was actually pretty good, gj!
I'm pretty sure it just didn't get bumped, if you're talking about Story behind this?
>I guess technically there was no penetration
Couldn't you have used one of your two other entry points?
This one's good too
>ywn make passionate tender love to your imoutowife on the floor after a romantic dinner
My will to live is decreasing once again

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I've never been in one of these threads. Is it just incest larping for fun?

>just incest
It's also that, but not limited to it. All family matters are welcome.
>larping
Arguable
>for fun?
Yes, or advice

This quarantine is doing serious damage to my brain.
I dreamt that I had sex with my sister. We are sharing her bedroom so she was right next to me when I awoke.
I'm so disturbed right now

Bumpity fuckity faggity non long lasting good morning bump time

Okay, hear me out.
I have a really intense relationship with my sister.
With intense I mean that we are really into each other.
We kiss all the time, we hug all the time, we want to feel each other and we are always looking for each other. We absolutely need physical contact constantly when we are together, we probably kiss every two minutes.
We don't live together and that makes it harder for us, as every time we meet we need to "catch up".

At first it was nothing, just something cute, but we have been escalating from there.
We are very worried we might end up crossing the line.

Every kiss was aimed at cheeks, then accidentally kissed lips. Then we tried to purposely kiss lips. Our caressing are escalating too, we already started displacing clothes. We really have uncontrollable urges for the other, it's not a secret, we openly talk about it.

If someone were to find out our lives would be ruined.
I'm also scared for her. I don't want to have her do something she isn't sure

alright, I think I might start namefagging under the title "ninety and nineteen"

I'm taking care of my grandfather since last october (with a break during february) and this isolation is trying our relation.
when he's bored of watching news he's watching telescamming ads, and everytime he talks about those scam "products" he's trying to convince me that he needs that. and everytime, I try to convince him that he doesn't need them because his pharmacist granddaughter (my cousin) would disapprove and she & his doctor already gave him the necessary medicines.
It's gotten to the point that this year I've (had to) lied as many times as I have done in previous years combined.
he can't go anywhere, and so can't my aunt come to us to take this duty from me.

this was the daily/weekly/whoknowsly update from me.
I'm the user who used to post about his father with lung cancer btw, tho I don't think I'm remembered

What are the ages here of you two?

I'm 24, she's 19, original comment 1,2,3

Was she awake? Did you have a boner? Did she feel it? When the answer to all three is yes, there might be an interesting development
Ages? Also, I see nothing wrong with it, but society tends to disagree, so keep doing/escalating, but be careful.
No need to name fag. I mean, I can't stop you, but if it's not necessary to use it (if you don't post often/don't have much to say), you probably shouldn't.
Are you the user whose dad died in the hospital? Not really much I can say about your situation. How much time do you spend together? Like, what are the daily needs you need to take care off, but also do you do anything together on your free time (maybe card games, as cliche as that sounds)?

Bumpity fuckity faggity
>We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.
-Epictetus

Pre-nap bump

nah I'm not going to namefag. I simply couldn't find another word to describe "will try to consistently and regularly post in this thread" wich is too long to put in a simple sentence.
and no, he died while in home after getting out of the hospital a month ago. (this was in the middle of february)
we spend our meal times and sometimes after-dinner times together. he has devoted his old age to praying and asks to be left alone as much as necessary.
I, of course, cook; besides cooking I also shave his head and beard and wash his clothes whenever I can convince him to take a bath. he's like a child in that aspect. thankfully he's still quite functional and he'd be angry to himself if he wasn't.
in our free time I like to listen to his tangents about his life and stories that passed down to him. he seems to have made stories out of his memories and he's a good storyteller. on a side note, he says that his father was a good storyteller too. we have good laughs sometimes.

No need to worry user, because even fully grown adults without dementia act childish. (Cough cough you know what I'm talking about)