>tfw no normie gf to call mommy
Tfw no normie gf to call mommy
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I've let robots call me Mommy and it always ends badly.
I just want a mommy to cry on her shoulder while she strokes my hair
Stroke your hair or stroke your cock, or both? You have to be completely honest.
I know that feel. I want to be cuddled by a mommy gf so badly.
Honestly, nothing sounds comfier than resting my head in mommy's lap while she plays with my hair and strokes my cock and tells me what a good boy I'm being for mama and tells me how much she loves me. I don't care how cringe it sounds to say it
It doesn't sound cringy to me anymore. I used to have these unbearable maternal urges, so I would do these long mommy gf therapy sessions with boys who had mommy issues. It was a win-win for everyone involved.
Fuck off with the larp user, I cant take this shit
Yeah, larp, larp, etc. I hear it every time.
It feels cringe for me to say it because I like feeling masculine and independent but it feels really nice to get that maternal affection and I can't help but be drawn to it. Thanks for doing God's work, femanon.
timestamp or it's a larp. no timestamp? thought so, fuck off
Caring for others - financially, emotionally, etc. - is exhausting, so it can be nice to put that all away and be vulnerable to someone else once in a while. I get it. The reverse is true tho, so I don't really do much anymore.
wait
mommy gfs will financially take care of me too?
give mommy gf pls
i'm not that much work
It's not as fun if you're just in it for the money.
i'm not just in it for the money
i'm in it for the milkies too
tell me how to get a mommy gf?
>tfw normie gf to call mommy
feels good anons
Volunteer organizations and hobby clubs (like for gardening and books) are good, so is anything church related. The younger they are, the harder to get they're gonna act. About mid forties is when they stop caring about putting on airs and are more willing to fuck your or whatever without having to play conversational chess
new to thread but i got to ask, how old are you mommanon, are you still looking, and whats your range you look for?
> how old are you
Old enough to feel embarrassed about saying it outside of a one-on-one conversation.
>are you still looking
I'm not actively looking but I'm keeping my eyes out. It would really just depend on you. I took a 19 year old under my wing for a year and a half before sending him off into the world so he could focus on schooling; that was a few months ago, so I'd have to warm up to you.
>whats your range you look for
18 to mid or late twenties
where are you from?
probably nowhere near me but might as well ask
Mississippi, the hospitality state.
nebraska here, was worth the shot
I am an 18 y/o that grew up without maternal affection because of my shitty antivax mom, I just want to be held and hugged god dammit why is the world so cruel
I wish I were fucking dead.
No you don't user, Elon Musk and the entirety of Japan will have robo-mommies ready for the general public any day now.
a robo mommy doesn't have warmth or a heartbeat and isn't human
it isn't the same
it will never be the same
I'm sorry I made your heart ache, hon. Try to put on a strong face until the right Nebraska mommy comes along to carry your burdens so you can rest easy.
The warms comes from the internal nuclear reactor
Is humanity really that important? Humans haven't exactly been kind to you, why would you want more of that?
I don't even want a mommy "gf". Just someone to reassure me since I don't have either parent to lean on. I'm tired of being strong.
I want to keep trying but maternal women are so far and few I am losing hope of ever getting the maternal love I never received
fuck I'm so lonely oh god oh fuck
Shut up, normalfag. I hope you get corona and die.
Not remotely sure how you got normalfag from that post but sure, I'll die.
I know. I can feel the weariness in your words, the words of a boy who's traveled so far across an unforgiving desert as he thirsts for water that others found far more easily than him. I wish I could give you at least a sip to carry on.
thank you for giving me a shimmer of hope, but I still doubt I will find anyone like that in this hellhole of a state
all that exists here is just people that want to use you for self gain,nothing nice or good comes from here
Lonely boys are ara-ara bait
You're welcome, little man. Something about seeing a young guy all blue really stings my heart. Don't be so cynical by the way. If you do find a Nebraska mommy, she's gonna want to see a smile on that face.
My gf has mommy tendencies but ultimate isn't a mommy gf and isn't conscious of what she does, she just does it. She'll feed me, stroke my hair, etc. But she doesn't take charge in the bedroom. Except for playing with my balls (not even dick, she just focuses on the balls for some reason), it's up to me to direct how the sex is going to go.
>tfw no 500terabyte-cup gf
At first this thread made me a little more hopeful but now I can't help but think that I'm too flawed to be loved by a mommy gf. I can't even imagine being functional enough to be part of an organization or club to find one in the first place, nor being able to put myself out there authentically to be recognized for what I am. I'm too withdrawn and too disconnected from myself, and yet I still feel like depending on someone who takes care of me and gradually opening up to her and having her accept me is the only way I'll ever be able to feel okay with myself.
You don't have to be extroverted or anything for this to succeed. Actually, if a guy ever attends any of the clubs I'm apart of, they're usually pretty introverted. Besides, splitting apart a young man's hard shell to find the soft insides is part of the charm.
post a timestamped image of your tits or fuck off, larper.
I keep coming to these threads where faggots larp about being maternal women, and it never fails to make me seethe. The only physical contact I've ever felt is getting into a fistfight with my alcoholic dad when I lived back home, WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED EVEN A HUG FUCK
Maybe you're just too bitter for a hug
Oh I'm very well aware of the fact that I'm a bitter fuck nowadays. But what about when I was a kid? What about when I was a teen? I've NEVER felt warmth. Can you honestly blame me for becoming bitter, after seeing most others get it simply for existing?
I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT
WHY DO I HAVE TO FEEL COLD AND LONELY DAY IN AND DAY OUT WHILE OTHERS DONT HAVE TO
FUCK YOU NORMALNIGGERS I HOPE YOUR LIVES COME CRASHING DOWN TO MY LEVEL
I don't blame you. It must hurt a lot. If I know you're just going to hurl abuse at me though, then can you blame me or anyone like me for refraining from sharing affection with you? Or would it really make you feel better to hurt someone else while they try to ease your pain?
If anyone tried to ease my pain, I wouldnt even think of hurting them. But as a default, others are out to just hurt me more. So why should I not be hostile towards someone who's going to be hostile towards me? I recognize that I act like a wounded animal, but I cant help it.
Do you think I'm being hostile or trying to hurt you?
Based on your embedded file, you're certainly thinking about it. So a strong maybe.
I thought it was a cute, happy gif. That's all but I guess it's not thread-appropriate.
It's most likely just me being paranoid. I tend to misinterpret these things.
That was really humble of you to admit. It's sweet to see this disposition in you, really.
who is this artist I really need to know please
A reverse image search says "krekk0v"
and you'd be correct
gelbooru.com
thanks, fren
Yeah, it's Krekk0v. I think thats how his twitter handle is spelled, anyway.
That all just sounds like empty praise to try and get something out of me. Maybe I'm just too far gone to connect with people anymore.
Maybe it's a trust issue? Could be I just can't convey it as authentically as I think it too.
More user San who is she
>mom was never around
>only experience I have with maternal affection is from brief experiences with fembots who then ghost me without explanation
Which part of Mississippi user? I'm from Tennessee myself.
Lafayette county. Tennessee's a nice state. I've got family up there.
Since you havent had much issue with other anons, its definitely an issue I have with trusting people. I recognize that its maladaptive, but I cant help the way I feel and it fucking sucks. I keep having delusions that people are out to get me, and as a result I can never let anyone close to me. I'm so tired of being alone with all of this.
Told you.
"Incels" are ironically created due to crap parenting.
Then, the same frickin' people that made them this way are condemning them for being this way.
It's so sad, frustrating, and sometimes evil.
We need women back in the homes, being good moms and choosing good dads. What world am I even living in where I can't help but feel so bad for people without good moms (myself included, but I buried the anger and hatred long ago -- everything, really, as I can't see myself really connecting with anyone anymore and I don't regret it so spare me).
Good luck, guys. Bang a mommy today. LOL