/r9gay/ - #984

Someone make me stop browsing Yas Forums so I can finish reading my book

>these guys have never had sex with one another even once
And that's a good thing

youtube.com/watch?v=wCBbfIQBP3E

What are you reading today, user?

Lazy boys dont get bfs

:(
In the buddhas words

Go read your book, or your credit score at the bf bank will suffer.

>being gay
cringe

Have fun with bat-aids, faggots

>Falling off less than 20 posts into the thread

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Instead of whining, you should do something. Like this:

>how you perceive tops
>how you perceive vers/switches
>how you perceive bottoms
>your own position

>very tough exterior, very frail interior
>fickle, cant make up their mind, probably sluts
>cute, adorable, squishy, me wanna cuddle, probably also sluts

>>how you perceive tops
real men desu
>>how you perceive vers/switches
also real men
>>how you perceive bottoms
bitches, need to be put in place by a real man.
>>your own position
a bitch

Something like this:
>how you perceive tops
Tough manly men on the outside but sweet on the inside
>how you perceive vers/switches
Same as above except maybe less of a tough exterior, also might just not have made up their minds yet
>how you perceive bottoms
Like weak soft gooey malleable clay for tops/switches to squish around, probably bitchy and the most horny of the lot
>your own position
clayboy, as above

i wonder what a boys insides look like all sloshing around like custard during sex.

>tfw no surgeon bf
I've always wanted to be a surgeon but my hands are not steady enough

>all these shitpost opinions

>normal ass dudes that like cute boys
>lacking integrity as a top
>cute boys getting put in their place

What are you guys doing?
Sunday is boring af

>guys who know how to dick someone down and last a long time
>guys who can do anything
>guys who can take dicks in their ass and prefer it over using their own dick
>top but when my bottom bf had pains from sex I blew him until he couldn't get hard because I love him

>tfw mental illness has basically shut myself out of any major success
I just want someone with whom I can build a little world in which I can mean something, if it's just to him then that would be enough for me.

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Hello everyone I'm looking for the "user" who posted this picture I love your artwork bro

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Also if you want we could hop in a zoom conference and listen to burzum............................................ lol

I want to hug and squeeze a boy from behind but would hate for him to touch my body back.

It's out r9gay
youtube.com/watch?v=pj3pnmekmPM

Our favourite couples new video

Not watching that, I can't stand genetic lottery winners.

>tfw no small ohio boy to let me stick it in his butt

They are somewhere on desuarchive. I recall seeing them on some thread on a board they have there.

Obviously. It's an archive retard

Nearly a million people want to watch these alcoholic twinks online but no one wants to see anyone from this thread in daylight

Not only, they have their boards too.
And that is Mister retard to you.

But what if he pops in this thread while I'm on desuarchive :(

>that feel tfw when no roflcopter bf

-_- >.> do you know? That feel B) when no roflcopter boyfriend/bf?

Thanks for ruining my day user

lolll swoswoswoswoswoswo

why the uptick in ohio posters here lately? Not that I'm complaining.

0mgggzz t0tally lol i hate that feel :((((( actually maekz me supr mad lol ^_^
>tfw no bf to listen to my chemical romance with

Our presence attracts more of us

Not even memeing but this song is fucking great

youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8

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The guy on the left is such a cutie holy shit. Life is unfair bros

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0MGzzz t0tally dat 1z my favorit but i also rly liek this 1
youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw
also the main singr guy is rly cuet and makes me blush 0_0

God I remember listening to this when I was a 16 year old emo kid, hard to think its been so long.

brb digging old my old CD player from back then and all my emo stuff.

>tfw no legal emo bf

kill all attractive people

I'm attractive but I am still an autistic robot

No you fucking moron just enslave them

My bf wants to start an onlyfans
Whats a good place for him to promote it? He already has twitter

>tfw no spike spiegel bf
Im suprised this wasn't original

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>tfw no Yas Forums attentionwhore bf

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>tfw worried because my bf hasnt been on discord for 5 days now

Uhh at what point do I call him?

5 days is a lot (did you guys do anything over the weekend?) you should call him now

Homosexual faggots can't understand love. You're all mentally ill. Faggotry is a mental illness.
You can't tell me you naturally want to stick your dick in a shithole and get a prolapsed rectum. That shit is disgusting.

putting your penis in a stinky, discharge filled vagina isn't any better breeder scum. All sex is disgusting, I want a purely platonic bf to kiss and cuddle with but nothing else.

>can't understand love
I've been with both guys and girls and my bf is definitely the most intimate and loving relationship I've ever been in.

Erm.......... o_O that just happened

bf havers get the fuck out, I'm sick of having to say it

as long as they're alive i'll still feel bad for being ugly

>tfw can't go back and be a teenager again to fully enjoy the experience I was too cowardly and anxiety filled to do the first time.

No one:
Not even baby yoda:
Not even Einstein:
Not even Faker in his world finals in season 7:
Not even MDE in his first videos:
Not even Ricardo milos:

Incels on Yas Forums: bf havers get the fuck out

>breeder
Has there ever been an insult that was a bigger cope?
Imagine thinking that you're going to hurt someone by pointing out that they are doing what all biological organisms should want to do and reproducing. Dumb mentally ill faggot.
>my bf is definitely the most intimate and loving relationship I've ever been in.
Then your relationships up till now have all been really fucked up cause faggotry isn't real love.

Shut the fuck up, user, you insufferable twat.

*r9g user slips and falls onto my cock*
>snooPINGAS usual i see

>Then your relationships up till now have all been really fucked up cause faggotry isn't real love.
are you a virgin because females are rarely capable or willing to express real love and affection

No no no
You just rape them a bunch and then it is alright my fellow goblin