/britfeel/

Now both neighbour children have trampolines and use them to see each other and shout across my garden. Just want them to FUCK OFF but I can't exactly stop them can I. Used to love sitting in my garden because it wasn't over looked and it was private.
Fucks sake lads.

>san pellegrino and gin
>jameriqui

bit gay lad

put a wall between them lad

Sad to hear it lad, now you can't pretend to be using magic and fighting monsters in your back garden without them laughing at you.

Someone did that joke last thread lad
Wasn't funny the first time

Nothing gay about any of those things, it sounds a nice afternoon.

windchill factor init

disagree, I chuckled in both instances

>*goes from flat to flat in britfeel towers shaking the cringe bin*
Okay lads, its sunday. I know you've been collecting cringe in there all week, can you put it in the bin please fren?

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course you'd say that shoutaNONCE

Probably coz I am lid, am lezzer lads cheers are kid, having a blast. Cut some wood up earlier so gonna have a bbq and fire later too

I share your pain lad, back when I still lived with mummy the neighbours kids had a trampoline and every fucking summer I had to put up with constant shouting, screaming and bouncing from like 9am to 7pm because my room faced their garden and I needed the window open for cool air

@57505847
Eat shit tripcunt
Hope Baza comes round your gaff and does you in

bit of pretend trains for me lads

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Do you have a bigger bin?

Hiked 14 miles today. Police can fack off.

Cringe is rather toxic lad, it's why we get the Apus to do it - and they can only empty one 5 litre waste bin a day or it utterly warps their tiny minds. Last thing we need is the cringe rubbing off on them.

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haha you became the fat controller

choo choo! chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo!

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Me and bazza are mates, we went to school together.

mighty lusty
senor
bennis
trust
in
his
massive
bellend

It would have to be 4 metres tall
You been spying on me la?
Same room position... it's so intrusive. They try and talk to me as well. I wouldnt go around looking into peoples windows and sparking up conversation.

10StoneLifter here
For the record lads I only posted twice last thread
1 to talk about my morning lifting and breakfast
2 to reply to moni calling him a nonce

Listen, jealousy is not a good look ok hun? We all know Moni is the queen around these parts, but if you play nice then one day you can hope to be as well

they're two they're four they're six they're eight
shunting trucks and hauling freight
red and green and brown and blue
they're the really useful crew

ALL WITH DIFFERENT ROLES TO PLAY
ROUND TIDMOUTH SHEDS AND FAR AWAY
DOWN THE HILLS AND ROUND THE BENDS
APU AND HIS FRIENDS

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Last one I can find from my Weebum folder it will let me upload
Stupid file limits

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why did you call little girls the c word poley?

Always find these games a bit weird
They put so much effort into the train models and yeah they look fucking sick but the background textures are like PS1 level, look at that ballast man, it's like playing GTA:San Andreas
Think they need to balance it out a bit

>You been spying on me la?
I just know a fellow slayer of dragons when I see one.

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you crashed a train yet? derail?

They actually talked to you? I'm glad that never happened to me, I just silently seethed at them, I must have literally looked like pic related

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Makes me laugh how girls always want to learn how to play bass and not guitar because they know deep down they're too retarded to play with 2 extra strings

How many deaduns we having todays lads?
I'm going with 782.

Nice healthy breakfast of blackberries raspberries blueberries and creme fraiche, mmmm

>match with a girl on tinder
>start talking about music
>she mentions some shitty pop punk Welsh band
>I tell her if she wants a decent band to listen to Lostprophets
>she unmatches me

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i'm going for 750, give or take 10

been on and off here for 3 years. dont recognise anyone these days

it looks good enough to me lad
my problem with simulators tends to be their performance more than their visuals
simdads don't see 60fps as a target like you and i, they think 30+fps is smooth enough, no concern for frame pacing or smooth motion

checked
and one derail, not particularly exciting. i very slowly fell off the edge of a rotating platform

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bass is lowkey the cooler instrument though

>blackberries
fructose and water
>raspberries
fructose and water
>blueberries
fructose and water

uhhhh.... lad?

whens lizzie doing her speech?

758. Screenshot this lad

That's not a breakfast lad, what are you a middle class white woman

Sounds about right. Women have no taste in music.

too many lad, screencap this 1

>How many deaduns we having todays lads
Not enough.

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was it neck deep by any chance

I mean I was trying to make a joke with that Ian Watkins stuff tbf, but I don't think she appreciated it. Did jokingly call her a pleb before that and she got offended and called me pretentious. Maybe she isn't wrong.

Kek it was. What is this shite?

youtube.com/watch?v=RPzf_4dcL28

What?, it's nice and healthy
Should I put some granola with it with some sun toasted almond shavings?

oh god katherine you've aged terribly

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shit i liked when i was 14, the band is full of nonces apparently

Yeah I ignore the younger one but the older one has no social skills and just keeps talking to you so I've had to go out there with ear plugs so I dont look as rude. Her parents are proper deano and chantelle tier as well and play shitty music at the weekends.

This is such a reddit meme. I like bass, love it really. But it's nowhere near as cool as guitar

I think her mistake is being too thin, if she put a bit of weight on I think she wouldn't look nearly as haggard

That's fucking awful

youtu.be/VLTWNfyMS5Y
Now this is based

that sounds shite
i like this though
youtu.be/BRc9TMWVYbs

youtu.be/UGcqRQvYXPE

Bazza absolutely fucking destroys a Deano.

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Wow. Like milk.

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Major kek at the ant and dec takeaway lockdown version. It's literally youtube vlogger tier but on national telly. OH NO NO NO

heh heh heh
Dog does not like thing

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>used to be green
>now its yellow
what did they mean by this

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Couldnt be more wrong fella, more women play guitar than bass. I play myself, cant beat a bit of Cash round the fire

Yellow
>The colour of jaundice
Jaundice
>Liver damage

We're all going to DIE.

No they don't. Girls play bass because that's all their short stumpy fingers can do

Subtle reminder that this is a Sinovirus.

>the band is full of nonces apparently
Feel like this is a recurring theme with indie/pop-punk. The guy from Jank is a nonce too

youtube.com/watch?v=VHsMOvTRZFg

Live in a building with about ten flats. We have a big shared garden. One of the other residents is sitting out on one of thr tables with people who don't live here.
Reeeeee.

I shouldn't enjoy videos like this but there's something quite compelling about them

Traffic light system. green, when they were asking, yellow for when they are instructing, red for when they're FUCKING MAKING.
Smug hancock will be like well we did warn you, then govey'll be like he did you know.