What are some faggy expressions you hate?

>starting a sentence with "as someone who has suffered from depression"

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>random autistic screaming
>"OHHHH MY GOD DUDE IM INSANE!!!!!:
>saying "what the fuck" 1000 times
>wide eyes and gaping mouth like they just orgasm from sitting on a giant dildo

Anything related to videogames or nerd culture (e.g. battlestations and F).
Gossip.

>Anything to do with social anxiety
Way to slander actual anxiety, faggot

>WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE UCK IS THAT A TENTACLE?!??! HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM GOING INSANE AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>INSANITYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>nigga
>emojis

Social anxiety is an extension of depression and general anxiety you nerd

>when you _____ but some fag say _____
>bless up
>glow up
>what he doin'
> I/he/she/they/we be

This kind of thing comes of as really annoying and insincere, why does everyone have to try and sound like some gangster rapper now?

>sike
>bruh

This always has some preachy bollocks following it

.lk;iuh;ioujo;l

>Comfy
>Oof
>Yikes
>cope
>Based
>Cringe
>AHEM! *ding ding ding!* Fuck jannies, trannies and niggers
>It's almost as if
>Redpill me on X
>Hello, we are the X games in X franchise
>The absolute state of X
>Imagine X
>Janny are you okay? Are you okay janny?
>*CRUNCH CRUNCH* Insert pretentious opinion *burp*
>What does Yas Forums think of X?
>Did you buy her game, X?
>*Shitty thing about game* What's her name Yas Forums?
>OH NO NO NO
>Xfags seething
>Xfags on suicide watch
>What went wrong?
>What went so right?
>Now that the dust has settled, what does Yas Forums think of X?
>poo poo pee pee doo doo
>X gets on the server
>He's in
>Roll a 7
>What is the video game version of *insert band or album*
>*Smacks lips*
>Cunny thread
>I love X!
>Let's write a letter to X, one word for each post
>Is he right Yas Forums?
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>What did he mean by this? >Thoughts?
>Apologize to him Yas Forums
>Explain yourselves
>Well? Who was in the wrong here? >Defend this
>What's his name again?
>What the fuck was his problem? >Refute this
>Prove him wrong
>Perfect X doesn't exi-
>Protip: you can't
>Why does this trigger Yas Forums so much?
>Yas Forums BTFO
>Would you?
>Is he "our" guy?
>He did nothing wrong!
>He/She killed millions
>Will you buy his game?
>Buy his game
>Convince me to NOT buy this game >Find a flaw
>It's up
>Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that it was shit?
>I'm glad we can all agree on this
>How did we go from this...to THIS?>JUST
>Hold me, Yas Forumsros
>How do we fix this?
>me on the X
>*current year*...I am forgotten...

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ARE YOU SKUNKED BRUV? MAN AINT GUNNA BE CAUGHT LACKIN TALKING LIKE SOME CLAPPED YUTE YA DUN KNOW

Wait fuck this isnt Yas Forums

>Redpill me on X
Oh my god I fucking hate that one

these fucking wojak faces

>y'all
originally

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See the people who normally say this couldn't be further from the "hood gangsta" image they try and present, that's what bothers me about it.

If you grew up with a lot of "hood" or "ghetto"influences and talk like Ice Cube because of it, then sure, that makes sense, otherwise it's just so tryhardish

>i'm so proud of this community
>alright guys, lets put our heads together for this one
>ughh, can you like, just not?
>I cant even right now!
>finna
>i hate everyone
>i'm sad, i'm depressed, nobody loves me
>y'all
>did he seriously fucking just say that?
>i hate the human race, I wish i could kill them all
>lets put our big boy pants on and get to it
>LOL. LMAO. AYY LMAO. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER. POG. POGGERS. DOGGO. DOGGERINO. BASED. SOCIETY. INCEL. FEMBOT.
>she's a queen
>all [people,genders,otientations,people who hold political views I dislike] do [action that I dislike, action that is unacceptable, action that happened to me once] and there's nothing you can do about it
>wtf this person did [action that I dislike, action that is unacceptable, action that happened to me once] and is not nice! I want to inflict physical pain on him or take his life!
>bro just work out and you wont be sad
>looool dude [video game reference. anime reference. pop culture reference]
>this is identical to what happened in [pop culture reference].
>bruh
>do you have any idea how it much hurts [insert minority here] ??
>if only I had a gf
>tfw no gf
>no, you can't say that, I have [self diagnosed mental illness]
>Aaaaand blocked!
>thanks for the gold, stranger
>redpill me on...
>take the pink pill
>take the black pill
>take the redpill
>dude find the study/reference yourself
>maybe you didn't try hard enough?
>did you try being happy?
>no wonder girls dont like you with that attitude!
>ding ding ding, we have a winner!
>Okay, we need to cooldown and start acting like adults, alright?
>[loud 10x bass boosted distorted noise] LOOOL
>comfy

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yall baka senpai simp we be out here like

I just ask every fagtard who types like this why are they trying to sound black.

>holy shit you fucking killed her dude
>everyone: me: nobody:
>me: also me:
>that escalated really quickly
>ending a sentence with "lol"

This entire post irritates the shit out of me. Good post.

youtu.be/mtYFFz7jznc

GET OUT GIIIIT OUTTTT

>If you grew up with a lot of "hood" or "ghetto"influences and talk like Ice Cube because of it, then sure, that makes sense, otherwise it's just so tryhardish
Having lived in mostly poorfag areas + gone to ghetto schools, thats the only the time you're justified in using it since you're probably illeducated anyway.
The rest of the white people that use y'all or any cringe speak have to be Millennials that live in gentrified neighborhoods, that make upper-middleclass fags that shop at Target look decent in comparison

Any movie/game/whatever quote.
Months of looking in the youtube comments only to find people quoting whatever someone said in the video made me like this.

Glad to see somebody gets it. Oftentimes, I find that it's the white trendies trying to sound cool who use that kind of language.

Oddly, I don't think any black person I've ever spoken to has ever spoken like that. Might be just coincidence but it's almost like the normalisation of "hood" speak is reductive towards black people.

>You do know/realize/are aware that [the actual sentence], right?

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AHEM! *ding ding ding!* Fuck jannies, trannies and niggers
Cunny thread
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

>>Cunny thread
shut the fuck up faggot

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>the legendary super basedan

All of this, plus anyone who posts wojak or any derivative, so fuck off.

>ASDFASDFASDFASFD I'M SCREAMING
Shut the fuck up zoomer

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You cannot possibly fathom how much I hate this.

Imagine doing

fucking
>LMFAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

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>"lmao"
>the person is not laughing irl and his ass is still attached
>"rofl"
>the person is not rolling on the floor or laughing
>"lol"
>theyre not even giggling
>"my sides"
>theres nothing wrong with their sides

Bump originally ofcourse
Stop muting me, my post is original

>i love tits and ass

>cringe
>based
>larp
>retarded
>boomer/zoomer/any fucking overused -oomer meme
>cancer
>BTFO
I fucking hate newspeak so much, and it's even worse having to listen to people use it in public. Enrages me without fail every time

how the fuck do you express that something is funny then

maybe
>XDDDDD

>>"lmao"
i say that one all the time

Congratulations

It could be absolute shit or nothing at all and normies say this

lel
originally original

Why would you use this website if you hate all of those? Some of them are over a decade old by this point.

>POG
>POG
>POGGERS
>MONKA
twitch shit and typing out the names of twitch emotes in general

you're on reddit too much if you're regularly bothered by these

I don't get bothered by it but it is a pretty grandiose thing to say. Depression sucks, but a real battle is someone risking their life. Someone who commits suicide I would say was definitely fighting a mental battle though.

I always imagine people who talk like that as 40-50 year old moms. Also based is harmless and cute I think.

It's like a cereal box phrase, hehehehohoho!

>I hate that shit
>I hate that shit
>Eh, I don't get it but I don't care
>I say literally a lot but I don't like the fact that I do
>I don't see that one used that often, but I can see it being irksome
>Ah fuck, please stop
>No
>No
>Nooooooo
>NOOOOOOOOOOO

Good one. People are delusional and inexperienced and lack perspective on what they truly need and cope by blaming what they don't yet have as a reason for why they are the way they are, correct!
I don't mind this one
Thanks mom!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
time to get off the computer sonny

it is true though, and why would you use a temporary solution? permanent solution means you won't get the temporary problem again.
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>thanks for all the upvotes guys let's try to reach (insert higher number)!!!
>I found what you said to be somewhat humorous

>[insert position here] here
>bruh
>ASDFGHJKL I'M LITERALLY CRYING RN
>Y'all
>No one: Someone: [insert funny here]
> -oomer
Probably some others I'm forgetting.

Flatten the curve

ojugucfyrc

They're nignotized

>Redpill me on X
It's pretty good when you're trying to learn about a new topic/ideology, and you don't even know where to begin.