What the fuck am I suppose to say

Bitch liked me despite my profile saying english only.

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She looks cute. You're allowed to be a sperg she'll barely understand. Just say whatever.

I don't think she speaks Spanish.

a lot of women don't read the bio
just ask what she's after
if she wants a quick fuck, who needs a language in common
if she wants to date, shut it down

she is cute and i wanna smash

but its just frustrating. She had a pic where she was smoking an obvious blunt with a friend. I asked about it, she deleted it 5 seconds later then said there was no pic like that


i just want asian gf

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fuck it

doing this, will post result in a bit

she 100% writes like someone who doesn't speak english very well

yea she's japanese but her bio said spanish good

She didn't respond to you in Spanish.
Obviously she doesn't speak English, but I don't think she knows Spanish.

Maybe she thought that the pic would be a turn off to you in someway? Either way good luck

it's probably a second language then, and she's opening with her weaker english because it's more universal

>Maybe she thought that the pic would be a turn off to you in someway?

fuck no. If anything i made it clear what i thought

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people be insecure n shit

NO

ENTIENDO

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wats no entiendo mean

que quieres?
(put an accent over the e in que)

>talks to me in ok english the entire time
>suddenly says she doesn't understand when i ask what she wants

No entiendo

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actually, she probably understood the literal meaning of your words
i think she's asking for clarification on what you're asking

What did she mean by this?


>I am always relaxed!!!

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Awww not even for me

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Get her WhatsApp or KIK and use Google translate.

I used to flirt with how Mexican, chilian etc thots and it always resulted in the best nudes I've ever gotten. Don't be a sperg you got this.

hahah she's as retarded as you then, godspeed brother

I'm losing hope bros...

I asked her in different ways in spanish if she was down to chill/hangout but all she says is I dont understand" in fucking english

why the fuck do japanese girls even learn pacos tongue anyway. jesus

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Just go and be honest.
Tell her you like her and you want her. So you can do the easy way or the hard way, choice is hers.

Use google translate to convert to her native language. Why are you fucking around with Spanish?

Just hit her with a "quieres ir al cine/teatro/parque manana?". It's not that hard man,jeez

Tell her:
Quieres salir conmigo? Podemos ir a un restaurante o podemos ver un pelicula en casa?
Would you like you to go out with me? We could go to a restaurant or watch a film at home?

Accent on the i of pelicula

Jfc Spanish girls are so loud and annoying. No wonder they have the highest divorce rate in Europe.

Just tell her "chupame el guevo mamacita," works every time

>I dont like lerrnnnnnnnn
kek

>chupame el guevo mamacita
you know what user, at this point i have to

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DAME TU COCITA
DAME TU COCITA

send her despacito

if not in your area ghost her
if in your area pursue and ask to meet up

She means "I'm going to reply with a response as if I can't read between the lines, but the answer is no I don't want to have sex with you."

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Im pulling out my simp card

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LUL keep going user
just say this
>No se hablar espanhol pero si comerme una cona y para eso no necesitamos hablar

>No se hablar espanhol pero si comerme una cona y para eso no necesitamos hablar
what does this mean

im saying it regardless for the lulz

Still, lying about it is a bad sign.

I cant talk spanish, but i can eat a pussy and we dont need to talk for that.

Op, I'm Spanish. If you want anything translated just tell me.
"Que lindo que eres!" means she finds you cute
That means "I cant talk spanish but I do know how to eat pussy. No need to talk for that" only badly written

Dude, she's not interested and the google translate is cringy as fuck.

Just erase it and dont be the sad fuck who keeps trying despite everything

She's texting back even though she can't understand shit. She's into him

She said he cute so good sign I guess

I got nothing to lose. I've already been on a date with several women in the past few days

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>Do you think I'm cute?
>Yes!
>Y-you too

And that's how it ends. Calling it right now

Mission failed bois

We'll get her next time. Onto the next I guess?

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Just tell her to take her tits out dude.

Vaya retraso tienes user, pudiendo guiarte por lo que nosotros de decimos y vas y usas google traductor, hay que ser mongolo macho

Self hating nip?

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trnslate that for us you fucking wetback

write in english
>YOU. WANT. MEET?.

Call her a gook.

>tfw no awkward japanese e-gf

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I asked if she had another contact besides phone

Dont know what the fuck she even wants from me anymore

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fking hell user just write
>Quieres polla entonces?

Im not a spic

Basically asked what she was bseides jap and I thought she was cute as fuck

you fucked up right here kid

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waiting
I don't give a fuck at this point lol

Oh fuck its happening


Hmm

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most jap use social media to become friends rather than having sex. Don't expect a date with her.

Based and yolopilled user

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This.
You are wasting your time if you wanna smash

Fking told you moron
Just say where you live and keep refreshing us I'll get you chink puss user

Bruh I swear that's a trap from CB bonus if you ask me

Keep us updated, user. Oregano

>Say city name, location
>" I Scared of X place!"

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