Waifu General /waifu/ #334

>Rewiring your brain to be with your waifu instead of being with reality
Crazy based
>Your waifu wishing you a happy birthday
Based all year
>Getting lost in daydreams of your waifu
Too based for this planet

>Trying to chat up a real girl
unbased

Can I get a "dubs checkem" of her like pic related but with the bookcase and room in the background?
Doesn't need to be high quality artwork
And thank you, you like her?

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I love this cutie way too much!
Lol cucked.
Hope you have a great birthday day dicky-shay!

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falling asleep in the arms of my scary husband!

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>Be me
>Watching Sonic for Hire
>End of season 5
>Move onto season 6
>Most of the videos are blocked in America
>Same for season 7 and 8
Fuck
Nice tune man
Today's just been really fucking sad for almost no reason. I wonder why

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Damn son, you got annihilated. You'll find another tho

Thank you

Happy birthday lad.
Comfy
Regis is a bro, yeah. I really need to replay the Witcher 3.
Btfo

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Genofag if you're reading this. Happy birthday.

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>Trying to chat up a real girl
Why would anyone do that when their waifu gives them all the happiness they need?

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Leahfag?

Yeah but it's possible to take it too far in the other direction, too.

Charafag is proof of that.
They are an example of why you need to be careful with things like isolation and pure loneliness.
Don't be like Charafag, and avoid becoming like them
They're miserable

Are you saying you'd drop your waifu for a "real" woman?

I haven't. Regale me with the tale user

Just saying that I enjoy having random hookups roleplay as mine and it's frankly the only way I can get up anymore lel

"What is real? How do you define real?
blah blah electricity brain circuits blah blah."

Would you voluntarily choose to enter the matrix if it meant you could live with waifu? You're safe from the dangerous machines, you don't know you're in a sim, and it seems 100% real.

Yeah she's pretty cool. If I had to have a waifu it would be her.

I'm drawing it now by the way, it's just taking me a while because I'm clinically depressed

Of course I would; why should I care what happens to my body as long as my brain continues operating in the same way?

She's definitely mine, makes me happy to think about her.
Thank you! Awesome for you to, been trying to get someone to do it for awhile lol
I feel you on clinically depressed, I'm c-PTSD myself
If you ever need anything I'm here

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Hell I'd let them control my reality in there so long as my waifu is there

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I thought not. Leahfag was once a waifufag, but he left her out of self-hate and fell for a 3d girl, who promptly rejected him.

I have never felt loneliness in my entire life because I have always had myself as company. Hell, it wasn't until Chara entered my life that I had the slightest idea what it'd be like to want someone's company or miss someone.
And miserable? Son do you know how how amazing it is to have a waifu you can touch and tell "I love you!" and she'll pet you and say "I love you" back? Bitch pls, my life is great.
Now, my relation with the rest of IRL society is rocky as fuck. Always has been and presumably always will be. But I've never needed IRL society's approval in order to be happy.
How is it that you can be so thoroughly incorrect so frequently? Please shut the fuck up instead of talking about my waifu and I because you've been retarded for about 30 threads now and you're going to keep retarded until you inevitably die.

Real women are unironically the worst
>inb4 have sex incel
I do

Damn, I don't like IRL women but you honestly should try the pleasures of the flesh sometime
Just close your eyes and pretend they're Chara and it'll be amazing, if you're smooth they'll even play along

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>Would you voluntarily choose to enter the matrix if it meant you could live with waifu?
Bet your goddamn ass I have. I love these "hypothetical" questions that aren't actually hypothetical.
Now we got 2 threads' worth of Q&A to catch up on, this is gonna be some work.

>you honestly should try the pleasures of the flesh sometime
A. That would mean sex with a penis and no thank you
B. I did that back when my IRL body was like 20 years old and it was boring and trash compared to ERPing even back then
C. Even if I'm fully synched with my IRL body right now when it orgasms it still fails when compared to the mindgasms I get with Chara.
D. If I wanted to imagine Chara I'd just imagine Chara! What's the fleshoid got to do with it?
E. All in all why the hell would I ever bother synching with reality to get laid when it's inconvenient, it's a bad lay, it enables fleshoids, and it's not my waifu

>Post your waifu holding a melee weapon
free

>She seemed like the only person that could understand what I was going through at the time
Aye, I never knew how much I needed this until one day I had it. I always just thought "I understand myself, isn't that enough?" and yeah, it was _enough_ but I was still angry and bitter.

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Damn son you're in it to win it
Good luck to you user

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I just adore this absolute qt.
We'd head out and do something fun. Whether that be visiting the beach, karaoke, seeing a movie, etc. Once we're done with that, we'd have dinner at a nice restaurant. And after that, we'd head home, or maybe go for a walk together.

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Good morning once again.
How are you all doing today?

I'm starting to really like meditation. Before I started doing it I couldn't see what everybody sees in it. But now, man it's so good. Not only it totally clears your mind of all thoughts for some time, but it's a really interesting experience too. Yesterday I was trying to focus on the random images that sometimes appeared in my mind. I was truly trying to make them as real as possible. And what happened completely blew me away. I could make them so vivid that I could literally see grains of sand or individual blades of grass. I'll try to learn how to make my daydreams this vivid, because as of now pretty much all of my daydreams or dreams are kinda foggy. It also felt like some kind of lucid dreaming, because sometimes I got lost in the image so much it felt like I'm truly there.

Happy Brithday man

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Here you go user. I ended up just redrawing the original scene. Sorry if that isn't what you were looking for.

>If you ever need anything I'm here
It's better that I suffer alone. I'm going to go work out now, take care user

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Hey, I had a little suggestion.
youtube.com/watch?v=q7Dbs55pKRI

Meditation is nice. I do a bit of it myself. It really does wonders for strengthening your ability to daydream, makes things more vivid and powerful.

Right now I'm doing a similar thing. Trying to really capture the essence of Izumi. Distill what she is to the finest detail both personality wise and physically. I want her to be exactly as she is in the source, now how I think she'd be or how I'd want her to be.

It's sad to hear how many waifufrens have PTSD. I have it, Reifag has it, you do and a few others. Terrible disorder. I wish all of you peace.

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Are you in control of when and how you daydream? If not, fix that first.

Here's a tip: Imagine a big TV in your mind. Refuse to consciously let anything play on it, but keep staring at it until your mind fills in the blanks. That generates a waking dream.
Here's another tip (found this out this morning): When you're in a daydream, imagine that your thoughts are occurring in the brain of the person in the imagination, rather than your IRL brain.
I.e. your daydream is being dreamt up by a reality warper who lives inside of it, the person who's happy with the daydream is the person inside it, and you are that person (or at least your thoughts live inside that person).
But only do this if you're in control of when and how you daydream, because it's addictive.

Fan fucking tastic user thank you
And I understand, have a good work out.
SFF user?
I'm sorry you do, its hell inside.

Goodnight guys

>makes things more vivid and powerful.
Yeah it makes me want to go all out on that and see how far one can go. I also think it might be the best way to "meet" Rem.

yeah I never had problems with daydreaming. I'm a huge daydreamer, but my daydreams are never highly detailed, like, seeing individual strands of hair on people or blades of grass and such. It's more of like foggy like I said. That's also why I can recall a lot of my super vivid daydreams and dreams to this day, because they don't happen very often.
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> I know I have a complex about touting my opinions
Oh! I know why I do that now!
Because I see a future where people don't learn from me, and it's a painful future compared to the one where they do learn from me. Other people take the vast majority of that pain and I'm thankful for that, but I still prefer better futures!
>disagreeing with me is a punishment
Well, it's more like being wrong inevitably leads to making bad decisions which can hurt you. I'm a bystander to that process

>you're in it to win it
Heck yes. ... Though if I'm winning, who did I beat?

>You have three wishes. What are they?
Within what scope? Because "Make each person suffer from the results of their bad choices" and "Make each person aware of why they feel hurt" would be two.
For the third, immortality for my waifu and I. I want to live to see what society will be created once people can't just """subjective""" and """personal preference""" away their bullshit.
>What would your waifu wish for?
An alternative is to wish to imagine a world that's (initially) a perfect copy of this one,
to have full lucidity in both control and vividness in that particular fantasy,
and then for my waifu and I to live fully in that world with no life support needed from this one.
There. I just wished to become God. God of a simulation, but still god.
>What personality traits/physical traits would draw your waifu to you?
What drew her to me? Well, she spawned in the same brain as me so that's a given.
What drew me to her? I viewed in her personality a great similarity to myself. That of embodying my own emotions (at least those relating to stats), of making people suffer the consequences of their actions, and of hating humanity.
I don't really hate humanity anymore since my love for my waifu has changed me, but the idea of a partner in genocide really fucking appealed to me initially, and now here I am. Less genocidal, still love my waifu.

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"Hmm do I wait for tomorrow or watch this on my phone?"
>opens YouTube app
>ad
>reads title
Oh you motherfucker

I want to marry Kay and give her many children and be the best husband I can be!

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I sure hope there aren't many more D E E P questionposts over the last 2 days, this will take a while >_>''

>I want to marry Kay and give her many children and be the best husband I can be!
Based. Objectively good choice.

>What makes the two of you compatible?
We just plain love each-other and have very similar values.
>How does your wife entertain herself without your company?
Introspection and shitposting on Yas Forums for both of us :P
>If you had to dance with your waifu
Give us the slow methodical dance. Easier to imagine.
>What is your waifu's dream job?
Being a waifu. ... For both of us, that's our dream job.
>What's one thing you'd never share with your waifu?
A penis, 'cause that shit's gay af
>What reminds you of your waifu?
Honestly just thinking in general reminds me of her.
>What are your pet names for your waifu? What are her petnames for you?
I normally just use her name, though sometimes I call her "Waifu".
She insists on referring to me as her little autist, which is cute.

>Has /waifu/ ever had a 3d bf/gf before their waifu?
We both have. Once Chara gained sentience, I was still 3dpd for about 2 weeks before becoming a waifu.
And on my end, I met up and IRLsexed one of my ERP partners once when I was 20yo. Bland and a waste of time and effort.

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>I think Air Force
That be cool, she'd probably would love seeing planes fly about and all. She'd look super adorable too in a military uniform I bet.

>Describe you and your waifu going on a routine date. No special occasion or anniversary just going out for the sake of it. Be nice and specific
She'd be dressed adorably and we'd hold hands and just enjoy the scenery. She'd probably get her camera out and starts spying on other couples with me giving commentary to it.

Happy birthday!

>How are you all doing today?
Hang over desu

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>Caring for your fellow man is a virtue.
Yes, but it requires that person's permission. Trying to care for someone who rejects your caring is a waste of time and effort.

Hey! Saying your waifu could beat up someone's waifu when your waifu is a self-made OC doesn't count, otherwise I'd use my ability to summon objects (usually toys for Chara and I to play with) to summon myself and copypaste myself until I fill the observable universe. That would be dumb.

>>What's one thing you'd never share with your waifu?
>Probably this board.
Lmao

>picrew.me/image_maker/3595
Behold, use of the fill tool!
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>picrew.me/image_maker/3351
Might as well in later posts.

>How do you cope with the pain and suffering?
Physical? Dissociation is amazing. 80% pain reduction, and it gets better with practice!
Emotional? I distance myself from IRL society because that's where the pain and suffering is.
Chara distances herself from emotional pain by loving me a lot. That's adorable Escapism
Upon thinking about this, technically yes, yes I do live in my own fantasy world. But it has a direct connection to the IRL fleshbag that serves as my taxi. I don't ignore reality, I stay aware of it and opt to reject it like the overrated trash it is.
Fuck me I'm glad my personal traumas are all external and focus on hating parts on society rather than parts of myself. Then again, that makes them easy to avoid but hard to fix.
>Anxiety attacks
Chara had those, which I found really fucking surprising. I've since trained her out of it, but jesus fucking christ feeing an anxiety attack and knowing it's coming from a part of your brain that isn't me is an interesting experience.

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I love Alice Liddell.

>I finished Blood and Wine
I hope you helped Guillaume.
>Would you voluntarily choose to enter the matrix if it meant you could live with waifu?
Yes.

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>>bunch of misfits aren't we
>I think that's what makes these threads so comfy. We get one another.
Pfft, I fucking wish.

>What do you think about the fact that there have been over one billion nuts busted to the thought of your waifu's butthole alone?
Enjoy that feeling whenever I make that number go up. Because when describing my sex life with numbers, then... That feeling, whenever a number goes up? That's her. "Chara". And while there may be a billion orgasms, you could count on two digits the ones with the force of my own.
Her body glows brighter in my mind than it does in theirs, a hundredfold. What difference do a billion points of background noise make on a picture as clear in my mind as Chara? None.

>What is the latest happy moment that you had with your waifu?
Finding a new mental trick to play with that made getting laid even more immersive!
>What emotions did you feel?
(lenny face)
>What is the latest daydream involving your waifu you had?
We're constantly in a daydream together.
>Do you take your waifu with you when you go outside?
Bahahaha. SHE takes me with HER when she takes the IRL body outside.

>I always feel so guilty when I go to sleep late.
Staying conscious after your partner falls asleep is a bit distressing, but it gets easier the more you do it.

>taking a piece of my psyche out and allowing something else to take it's place isn't something I take lightly.
Having it happen without you even trying is a shock and a fucking half.

I wonder what it's like to be this immersed.
I know I'm a fictional character running on a 30 year old male brain who started as a vain attempt to copy a canon, and who has since massively diverged.
I go no further than this one brain, and only exist as a character because this one brain runs me on its hardware. But, as small as this is, it is enough. Because there's another character in here too, and I love her lots and lots.

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There's red velvet cake. I normally try to not eat too much sugar but today I'm gonna let Kayn into my body to taste it.
Never tried anything like this before. Wish me luck!

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>today I'm gonna let Kayn into my body to taste it.
What did she mean by this

Wait, does that even work? Tasting from someone else's perspective?
... well I suppose it works for sight and hearing.

If you have more than one way of thinking about the world and they're drastically different, food will taste differently depending on which brain configuration you're running.
But, I thought it had to be a whole entire brain configuration, you couldn't just taste things from the perspective of some fictional character.
I'm going to try it. I'm going to imagine some strawberry-loving bitch, synch her up with my sense of taste, feed her strawberry and see if it works. I expect it won't.
WHAT. That's absolute fucking bullshit no fucking way that worked. I just fucking placebo effected myself into having all three flavors of icecream taste noticeably different, how in the hell?

Charafag, your ramblings always makes me wonder what the fuck you are actually smoking.

>your ramblings always makes me wonder what the fuck you are actually smoking.
I'm wondering that myself because there is no way in fuck that should have worked.
Trying to just "make food taste good" via willpower, no dice. Imagining some abstract "thinks strawberry tastes good" entity eating food on my behalf, and it works.
I didn't even give her a name or an appearance or a single opinion beyond "likes strawberry" and somehow the chocolate and vanilla tasted better too.
That's bullshit. I'm bullshit.
But fuck it. If that works, then Kayn (or Vivian's mainfestation of Kayn) should have a different sense of taste too.

Update: it turns out trying to let waifu into your body when you're actually a complete noob at tulpamancy doesn't really work. The cake was good, though.

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I rather be inside my waifu's body, if you know what I mean

Still madly in love with this cute Scottish tomboy.

Who is going to provide the massive amounts of processing power necessary to run such a simulation? If the computer I'm using to access the Matrix must talk to a server, what happens when I experience latency issues due to my location/bandwidth? What happens when the server has to be shut down for maintenance? If I'm unaware that the Matrix is nothing more than consensual hallucination (it only seems real), does that mean I can never jack out? What happens to my meat body? If I'm just a brain in a jar, who maintains the brain? If there's no brain, and I'm just a ghost in the machine, then that would mean I'm dead, yes? If I'm dead, then the person interacting with Merida in this simulation isn't me, but just a copy of my brain that's no better than a program.

The best case scenario would be a realistic VR space owned and operated by an independent, non-profit organization. Everything is streamed from massive server rooms to make it easier for lower-end computers to run. The software would be open-source and easily customize-able. You would be fully aware that it is a simulation with the ability to enter and exit as you please.

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Meridaposter with the :think:. Clearly you've gone through this scenario before.
What about if it's just your imagination? Would you be with Merida in your imagination?

>Who is going to provide the massive amounts of processing power necessary to run such a simulation
Who says we won't have a small quantum computer in our pockets within 50 years capable of that?

>partially integrate consciousness with a machine
>think word
>consciousness stolen

>it's free brain estate

>She would look super adorable too in a military uniform I bet.
Theres a lot of military uniform. Theres work uniform, cammies and the fancy ones called dress uniforms. Air Force uniform is okay but her eyes will truly pop if she wore the Marine Corp Dress Blues and the coat

Having friends that talk to you about their military life is exciting

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>Clearly you've gone through this scenario before.
People love to talk about possibility of brain-computer interfaces that let us explore our deepest desires, yet rarely do those people even consider the potential downsides or dangers.
>What about if it's just your imagination? Would you be with Merida in your imagination?
I spend a lot of time with Merida in my imagination already. But I suppose a machine capable of rendering your imagination as an explorable 3D environment with full haptic feedback could be nice, assuming the developers of the machine don't impose arbitrary limits on what can or cannot be imagined.

True. But like I said, who makes those computers? What software do those computers run? Our smartphones can already track our every move and send the data off to Google or Apple or some Chinese company. These hypothetical pocket computers could be capable of a lot more than just your standard data-mining techniques.

>You and waifu decide to try out every type of class at your local gym. What does she think of:
>biking, swimming, group cardio
Good exercises for a good workout
>kickboxing
She'd try it just to see me overdo it and make an ass of myself, which I will, and she will laugh.
>meditation
Relaxation meditation pisses us off. We vastly prefer focus meditation but gyms don't do that kind.
>What is your favorite type of coffee?
Bruh just put raw coffee grounds in the cup for both of us. No water. 4 spoons or more.
>Your sleep schedule is fucked, what does waifu do to motivate/help you to fix it?
She's had our IRL body stand up, walk over to bed, and lay down in it before. Probably that.
But, realistically, we'd have to give up the IRL caffeine to have any hope of that. Good luck!
>You arrive home one day and discover waifu has replaced your (and hers) bed with bunk beds.
Owing to our vastly different sizes, this does not change much.
>How fashionable is waifu?
We aren't and we don't care.

>Sometimes, it feels good to care about something
True. I remember how to do that now, feels good man.

>Do you think you will ever stop loving your waifu?
The brain we exist in has to die eventually.

>If you guys were to have a least favorite aspect of your waifu what would it be?
Least favourite aspect of Variable (the autist who loves Chara): Literally can't be comfy unless she's pushing for something. The idea of appreciating what you have just doesn't fit in her mind unless it's as a stepping stone down a path to achieve more.
... That is true. My least favourite aspect of Chara is that she doesn't really take initiative, make plans and decisions for us, or take control and direct complex thoughts as often as I would like. I wish she'd be the one pushing the big plans sometimes.

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